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Mystery is something that drives us all to curiosity. Whenever there is something that we cannot truly grasp the truth of, we wish to find that truth out, we wish for it to be clear to us, rather than just remaining a mystery. It is only human for us to want the truth in a mystery, rather than try to ignore it, the thoughts of it eating away at us, only increasing our curiosity.... I mean, how else did stuff like shock ویڈیوز get so popular? But disgusting and horrifying fetish ویڈیوز aside, we're here to talk about video games as usual. Specifically, characters from video games that are just so mysterious. Be it their motivations, their background, یا even their entire identity, these are the سب, سب سے اوپر ten most mysterious video game characters. And what I consider to be a mysterious character may differ from what آپ consider to be one. If we have full information on who the person is, than that just ruins the mystery, doesn't it? That said, on with the list.

~#10~

Resident Evil... not a very subtle franchise when it comes to its writing. It can have very subtle moments, but in terms of subtle writing.... not so much. And when it comes to making plot twists, well, just look at the first game. There is a traitor amongst the S.T.A.R.S. team? Oh gee, I wonder who it could be. It couldn't be Albert, who wears shades in dimly lit areas and goes سے طرف کی himself completely and, biggest of all, still alive. But regardless, there is one character that Resident Evil keeps a mystery, even to this day.

#10: The Merchant from Resident Evil 4



Everything about The Merchant is just odd when آپ think about it. Being in a country far from home, and even further from help, with the only people not wanting to kill him being dead یا completely useless, Leon can find solace in just talking with The Merchant. A man who is always able to make it somewhere far before Leon arrives, with all of his wears with him. No matter where آپ are, The Merchant is never too far off. However, there are still some things about him. His accent clearly proves that he isn't a local in this area, yet the Ganados never attack him. Speaking of the Ganados, one thing that is noticeable about them is that, at a certain point in the game, their eyes start to glow a sinister red. And The Merchant, at that point of the game, also has the exact same glowing eyes. However, he still never attacks you. He just keeps doing business with you. And if آپ kill him, he always comes back, as if it never happened. Why do his eyes glow? Does he have the parasite in him as well? If so, why is he able to control it? Is he just as powerful as Lord Saddler when it comes to controlling the one inside of him? Is there multiple Merchants? And goddammit, why did they never bring him back? Seriously, if he was in RE6, it would be a slightly less worse game. Not better, just less worse.

~#9~

The Legend of Zelda games have a range of mystery. From the neat little surprises of Wind Waker and Ocarina of Time, to the many mysterious events of Twilight Princess to you're not even fucking trying anymore of Triforce Heroes. But I think Majora's Mask has the most mystery. While I could include the mask itself, there was a character that just interesting me مزید when it came to their end goals of the game.

#9: Happy Mask Salesman from Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask



The Happy Mask Salesman never really goes سے طرف کی any other name than this, but that's the last thing you'll be thinking of. The Happy Mask Salesman did appear once in Ocarina of Time, but only for a sidequest and really had no big purpose of being there. However, for some reason, he was دیا a much greater role for Majora's Mask. And oh boy, it sure is something. From the start of the game, he already behaves in an odd manner, knowing of Link's dilema and wanting to help if he can get the mask back. But once Link gets the Ocarina back, and not the mask, the Happy Mask Salesman breaks the curse on Link and turns him back to his normal self, only to freak out at Link when he hears that he doesn't have the mask, going from rage, to sadness, to begging Link to get the mask back. The Happy Mask Salesman knows everything there is to know about Majora, from its creation to the tribe that made it to the power that it holds. But if the tribe that made it is long gone, how was he able to know. I'm willing to believe there were documentations of the tribe, but how did this lead him to finding the mask? And when Link does manage to give the mask to him after destroying Majora from within, the Happy Mask Salesman is almost disappointed to see that all of the power in it is now gone. With that, he leaves and fades away. Not disappear from sight, actually fades like a ghost. I want to say that this was just limitations with the N64, but no, he did this as well in the 3DS remake, which was much stronger hardware than before. So, clearly, him just fading was intentional. Is the Happy Mask Salesman a ghost, یا even human (Or Hylian, in this games case)? What is his relation to Majora? And how in the hell did he get a giant organ into the clocktower and make it disappear just as fast? Seriously, that one really baffles me.

~#8~

Team Fortress 2 is a pretty fun game, and the characters are all just as enjoyable. آپ have the cocky and obnoxious Scout, the insane Medic, the cool-headed Sniper, and the wonderful Spy. But while they are all fun, not much of them are mysterious. In fact, we know a bit of knowledge about plenty of them, especially thanks to the comics. But one of them, we have little knowledge of.

#8: The Pyro from Team Fortress 2



The Pyro is just as the time implies. It is a soldier that is best with a flamethrower and the occasional axe, burning its enemies alive once it has them trapped. But other than that, there is nothing that is known about The Pyro. Its name is a mystery, as well as its face یا even its gender. All it wants to do is kill its enemies with brutal means, leaving them to burn in the chaos that it has created. Even its own teammates are terrified of it, barely able to comprehend what kind of things go on inside the mind of The Pyro. Thankfully, in the Meet The Pyro trailer for the game, we were able to get a glimpse inside the mind of The Pyro. And it's not what you'd expect. it's a joyful world where The Pyro is just skipping across meadows with everyone being happy and joyful, playing a giant trumpet. What it sees, all the bloodshed and terror, is really just rainbows and candy canes to it. And it's actually kind of disturbing at how devolved from actual human thought The Pyro really is and is still capable of defeating its enemies with such cruelty. Aside from what we know what it sees, that is all the info we get on The Pyro, and I think that makes his thoughts a little مزید disturbing.

~#7~

(WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR PHOENIX WRIGHT ACE ATTORNEY: DUAL DESTINIES)

The Ace Attorney games are all about mystery. Always having to find the killer amongst a cast of idiots, assholes, and liars, and if you're lucky, you'll just run into one person who has an opinion and that's it. But the characters are always fleshed out, and always have their backstory, their full identity, what their پسندیدہ flavor of toothpaste is, all that, laid out before the trial is done. Except for one character, the main antagonist of the final trial of Dual Destinies.

#7: The Phantom from Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney: Dual Destinies



The Phantom, unlike other contract killers in the franchise, is a person that is so devoid of any human thought یا emotions, that he has completely forgotten everything about himself. His name, his face, even the ability to feel emotions, all has been removed from him so that he can perform his work effectively. Being responsible for a bomb explosion in the court house just to destroy the one piece of damning evidence against him, as well as killing the childhood friend of Apollo, he takes up the identity of one of the major characters of the game to make sure that any evidence against him is removed completely. And that character is the main detective of the game آپ work with, Bobby Fulbright, a very emotional man who has a strong sense of justice, only for it to turn out to be nothing مزید than a fib to hide his true identity. As it turns out, Bobby was dead before the game even started, and The Phantom used this to hide himself in plain sight. The reason why he needed this moon rock was because his blood was on it after he was دیا a job to sabotage the stations launch, and after being caught سے طرف کی Athena's mother, he killed her, but not before being injured and leaving traces of blood on the rock. And from then on, a multitude of plot twists involving The Phantom unfold from being the one to frame Blackquill, the one who blew up the court at the start of the game, and other such things. But after being found out to be watched سے طرف کی a sniper from مزید hired assassins, he finally does دکھائیں one human emotion: Fear.

~#6~

Another Valve game on the list, and knowing the one mysterious character that they have created, آپ can bet that this won't be the last one. While Portal has a lot of smart, witty humor, it can still be a relatively creepy game at times, and one of the مزید uncanny things about the game are the many writings that آپ will inevitably find in this game.

#6: Doug Rattmann A.K.A Ratman



Despite having a comic detailing his life before the events of Portal, Ratman still manages to be a very odd and mysterious character. A man who once worked at Aperture Science, he could already see that GLaDOS was a very dangerous creation that would only lead to something worse, but was unable to do anything but prepare for the worst. Once the دن arrived where GLaDOS released neurotoxins throughout the labs, Ratman was able to survive and, using tunnels that connected places around the testing lab, he was able to have Chell be the first test subject in the hopes that she could stop GLaDOS. سے طرف کی the events of Portal 2, Ratman is in a sort of chronogenic sleep after being shot سے طرف کی the turrets. Whether he survived یا not is still a mystery, as is to be expected with someone such as Ratman. Being a delusional man, he is clearly suffering from the after effects of GLaDOS' attack, and though آپ are never able to meet یا even see him yourself, آپ can find traces of him clearly being here. He leaves graffiti on the walls of the labs to warn Chell that GLaDOS is a dangerous machine, even creating the مقبول quote that took a long time for the internet to shut up about, as well as empty cans of food, and in one moment, آپ can actually hear him talking to himself just behind the walls. We may never know the fate of Ratman, but I think that adds to the mystery. So Valve, آپ keep doing what آپ do. سے طرف کی that, I mean just keep making money of Steam and never make a new game ever again.

~#5~

The world of Fallout is full of mystery and intrigue. From the bizarre creatures that were formed from either radiation یا experimentation, to the areas آپ find that have been warped due to nuclear warfare. But one staple that always remains true is the one character, one who is clearly important to some characters, and مزید than just an upgrade item. I mean, this guy has Mysterious in his name.

#5: Mysterious Stranger from Fallout



In every single Fallout game, the Mysterious Stranger always makes an appearance. From the first two games, he has a completely different appearance سے طرف کی the one we see in the modern ones. He wears a black suit like a raider and depending on what gender آپ choose, he could either be a man یا a woman. But, سے طرف کی Fallout 3, he was a male سے طرف کی default. From there, things start to get interesting. The Mysterious Stranger shows up at random with a گٹار rift whenever آپ are in a fight and can kill enemies in one hit guaranteed. No matter what it is آپ are against, they will die in one single hit. But once he is done, he is gone without a trace and آپ won't be able to see him again until آپ get into another fight at random. He could just be considered a nothing character that should be ignored, but because other Fallout characters know of his existence, it becomes a lot harder to ignore. In New Vegas, the character, The Lonesome Drifter, says that he is looking for his father, who became "mysterious" at one point and that he was like a "stranger". If آپ convince him to work at the Tops Casino, he may give آپ a gun as a reward, called the Mysterious Magnum, which plays a گٹار rift, the same one that آپ hear from the Mysterious Stranger. In Fallout 4, the character Nick Valentine is looking for the Mysterious Stranger, suspecting him to be a crazed killer. If آپ have Nick in your party and the Mysterious Stranger appear, Nick will freak out and try to catch him. Other than this, nothing else is known about him. If the Lonesome Drifter and Nick Valentine didn't talk about him, the Mysterious Stranger would just be a throwaway character, but because of this, it makes him a bit مزید interesting than just a random skill perk.

~#4~

Fighting games don't usually work well with having writing in them. For a fighting game to work, آپ need the gameplay and the fighting to be fun. Sure, آپ could get some fun and amazing characters in there, but I don't think that there is room for mysterious characters in fighting games. Well, آپ know, until سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter: Third Strike came along and proved people wrong.

#4: Q from سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter 3: Third Strike



Q is a very interesting case for this list, in which, since this is his only appearance and there is little info on him, I have very little to talk about. Which I guess works in his favor as a mysterious character. Q is a man who is a mystery in every single way. His name, his gender, his motivation. Hell, دیا that he moves in a very mechanical way when he fights, it isn't even sure if he is human یا not. And if that wasn't enough, considering that he is always able to be at different parts of the world in such a short amount of time, it may be possible that there is مزید than one Q. Because of this, and because he is always near disasters, the CIA are hunting him down, yet he is always one step ahead of them, and is never caught سے طرف کی them. His behavior is also a mystery. He doesn't seem to have one set emotion at any دیا moment. One moment, he could be sympathizing with his opponent and feeling sorry for them, and the اگلے opponent, he's stomping on their face as a victory pose. He also speaks very rarely, and only as thoughts in his head, and they are always one word sentences, never really meaning much. Q really is a mysterious figure. According to Capcom, he is currently under investigation سے طرف کی C. Viper. It is unknown if Q will make a return, and as of the time of this article, we know nothing about him. سے طرف کی I am holding out hope that Q will return one day. Seeing him come back will make me real happy.

~#3~

(WARNING: SPOILERS FOR RED DEAD REDEMPTION)

With a world as big as Red Dead Redemption, آپ are bound to find somethings that make آپ curious. There were millions of theories going on about what could be found in this game back in the day. From having werewolves to having ghost people to even a dinosaur in the desert, so much mysteries went about. And there was nothing مزید mysterious than one optional side quest called, "I Know You".

#3: The Strange Man from Red Dead Redemption



Another character with very little information on him, and all the مزید mysterious. Unlike Q, the Strange Man is not only lacking in any information on his name یا motives, but he also has complete knowledge on who John Marston is, even knowing his past self from when he was a member of Dutch's Gang. He asks John to help him with some tasks, such as asking him to help a friend who is planning on cheating on his wife, and either choosing to convince him not to یا encourage him to. The سیکنڈ task has John go see Mother Superior, a nun in Mexico, to donate money to her to help her church. After that, when John heads to the northern area of the game, he will meet the Strange Man for the third and final time, and they meet at the spot where John Marston will be buried at the end of the game, which the Strange Man says is a nice spot. He tells John Marston that he is accountant, "of some sort" and when John Marston damns him, he tells him that "many have". After that, John shoots him three times, yet the bullets do nothing to harm him and with that, he disappears, never to be seen again. And it's at this point when clearly there is مزید to this than something else. How does the Strange Man know so much about John and how is he suddenly immune to bullets? Some speculate that he is God, the Devil, یا even Death. Despite these theories, Rockstar has not دیا a clear answer on who the Strange Man is. And I think that works well in this characters favor.

~#2~

Half-Life is a game that is filled with some mystery. The multitude of alien races, the invasion of earth, and just the whole underlying feeling of it. آپ really do start to سوال the world around آپ in the entire franch- It's G-Man, so why should I stall any longer?

#2: G-Man from Half-Life



G-Man is a very interesting case amongst mysterious video game characters. When he's not terrorizing the world of Garry's Mod videos, he can be seen from any point in the game, watching Freeman's progress through an alien invested world, with otherworldly beings and soldiers ready to kill him at any second. And through the entire warfare, G-Man is just watching from a distance before he fixes his tie and moves on. But it's at the end of the first game where even مزید سوالات start to arise. After defeating the final boss, G-Man tells Freeman that the world has fallen to total shit and that he may as well شامل میں G-Man in making sure that things don't get worse. Once that is done, G-Man starts to دکھائیں off how much power he really does have. He is able to appear at any place at the snap of a finger, can travel dimensions to meet with one person and one person only, and can even freeze time with everyone locked into place as he moves around like it's nothing. All that is known about G-Man is, despite his appearance, he is clearly not human. That and how he speaks just make him appear far less human. He speaks English, yet how he does so makes him appear like he is struggling to get words out, like he can't comprehend human language. The other information that is known is that he is working for someone else, a "benefactor" as he calls them. Who is this? In fact, who is G-Man? Is he an alien, like the many others that آپ find, but just on a different plane? یا is he something completely different? Considering that Half-Life 3 is nothing but a dream, we may never know.

~#1~

(WARNING: MAJOR SPOILERS FOR YUME NIKKI)

This one is a little harder to describe. So, I won't even give a detailed starting description. Just.... go with it.

#1: Madotsuki from Yume Nikki



It's really hard to describe what kind of a character she is. Despite having all of the information laid out to us in subtle detail throughout the game, it's hard to describe who exactly Madotsuki is. All we know is that Madotsuki is a hikikomori, a shut-in, who keeps a dream journal to remember the bizarre dreams she has. She refuses to leave her apartment, and all آپ can do is go to sleep, and enter the bizarre world of dreams from there. Once inside, the game suddenly becomes a much مزید interesting experience. Everything that آپ see in the dream world of Yume Nikki, all relate to Yume Nikki in some way. But what they relate to, that really all depends on what the player sees. Some creatures could be her deep depression that she tries to mask. Another creature could be a friend of hers that is long dead. One creature could be the image of her total isolation from the world. Another character can be the manifestation of a horrible tragedy, like a rape. And in the end of the game, do آپ have any answers? No. What we have is Madotsuki walking out to her balcony and jumping off of it to her death. آپ are only left with مزید سوالات than جوابات سے طرف کی the end of the game. آپ have all the pieces here to help آپ understand her character, and yet with each piece آپ have, all آپ can do is ask yourself what this is and how it relates to Madotsuki. Even the games creator, Kikiyama, is very secretive. Very little is known about this person, just like very little is known about Madotsuki, so I assure آپ that آپ won't be getting any جوابات out of the games creator. It only causes آپ to سوال her character even more. And I think that is the uncanny beauty that Yume Nikki brings.
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Commander Kane: This sounds like موسیقی for a New Yorker.
Sean: I pulled trains to New York City on a daily basis. Does that mean I like this music?
Commander Kane: Yeah. You're a New Yorker.
Sean: I'm also hosting tonight's segment of Sean's Spectacular Saturday of Stories. I'm in one of these stories actually. Here's the lineup.

8 PM - Now

Trainz
Johnny Lightning

8:30 PM - Later

Anata No Tenkei-Tekina عملی حکمت Bak2Bak

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Welcome to the سیکنڈ episode of Cultober II: The Return. Yesterday, we looked at a classic horror film that is regarded for its writing and effects. Now we will be looking at a classic B-monster film that is known for its cheese but loved for its premise nonetheless. Today we will be looking at what many consider the king of classic b-movies, 1958’s The Blob. The original, of course.



Young lovers Steve and Jane are at Lover’s Lane when a meteorite crashes into earth. From within, a gelatinous creature known only as The Blob emerges from within and begins to devour residents of the...
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So it’s clear that I enjoy FromSoftware games on this list, if you’ve been following me for long enough. I did a فہرست on the best Dark Souls bosses, and talk about Dark Souls 1 and 2 regularly. But now is the time for me to talk about the latest, and possibly last entry in the franchise, and one of my favorite, despite having not completed it like the گزشتہ 2, Dark Souls III
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So let’s be really clear here. As far as writing goes, and an interesting story, I prefer the GTA games over any other sandbox game. But for replayability, for massive fun, for an overworld that is brimming with personality just begging to be fucked around in, I always prefer the Saints Row games, and none of them is مزید insane and fun to play than Saints Row IV
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I feel like it is important to remember that this game is a spin-off and not a main series game, and yet everyone still thinks this is NMH3 and a bad continuation. If this game spits on the legacy of the franchise, then Smash Bros, Pokemon Snap, and the entire Persona franchise...
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Hello, everyone, and welcome to Whatever Happened To…, where we take a look at gaming's biggest busts, disastrous disappointments, and all of it’s failures, flops, and other alliterations. Games that could’ve been something, only to turn into nothing. And today, we’ll be talking about a little game that shouldn’t even be allowed to exist for reasons we will be getting into on this episode of Whatever Happened To…, and that game, in question, is Too Human.



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Duck: Black Sabbath ladies, and gentlemen.
Henry: What's Black Sabbath?
Duck: *Gives an annoyed look at Henry*
Gordon: I wish I was the Gordon hosting this show.
Duck: Didn't آپ already host with James? Besides, I don't آپ think آپ want to be this Gordon.
Gordon: *Using a magic shield to protect himself from مزید rocks* I'm safe. Now to continue hosting. Adventures of Thomas & دوستوں will be up اگلے followed سے طرف کی Gran Turismo.

Episode 15

The Little Engine That Could

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 آپ must look at this picture for 20 سیکنڈ before continuing onto the اگلے part of this پرستار fiction
You must look at this picture for 20 سیکنڈ before continuing onto the اگلے part of this پرستار fiction



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 The following is an STH/AM6663 پرستار Fiction
The following is an STH/AM6663 پرستار Fiction

 Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.
Robotnik: Snooping as usual I see. *Talks faster* Snooping as usual *Slows down* I see.


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~Story~

In the town of Camren, there is a shopping center known as Final Stop, a store known for it’s poor products, high prices, and with employees who seem to have مزید common sense than anyone else around. The employes, Malcolm, Emilia, June, Roland, Benedict, and Thomas, all deal with the worst of working in retail, such as idiotic customers, poor pay, the devil as the manager, the end of the world on a known as Black Friday, The Back being a portal to Hell, and a rival company owned سے طرف کی a holy manager with dreads.

~Characters~

Malcolm
A new member to the Final Stop Cult Family, Malcolm is...
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قوس قزح Dash, and Pinkie Pie are friends, but sometimes Pinkie likes to tease Dash about the time she fooled her سے طرف کی thinking she was a ghost. قوس قزح Dash doesn't like that.

One night, they were having a sleepover at Sugarcube Corner.

Pinkie Pie: Wake up Dashie! Are آپ dreaming about the time آپ thought I was a ghost?
Rainbow Dash: Certainly not. Anyway, I was just pretending to be afraid. I knew it was you.
Pinkie Pie: I hope آپ don't mind the room being dark.
Rainbow Dash: Why?
Pinkie Pie: Just checking to make sure آپ don't get scared.
Rainbow Dash: *Ignores Pinkie, and goes back to...
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Wind: But why do I have to do this
Teacher: Because at the last ballgame, your so called “National Anthem” caused a full scale riot
Wind: Oh, it wasn’t that bad
Teacher: Forty-six people died
Wind: Oh… well that what they get for going to a ballgame
Teacher: Okay, the way I see it, آپ have two options. آپ can either play a game of baseball and win this school a victory, یا آپ can spend a دن with Austin over there
Austin: (Draws a penis on the board) HA HA HA HA!
Wind: I’ll play
Teacher: Your damn right آپ will
(That night)
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Running from Chicacolt to San Franciscolt is a railroad called the Union Pacific. It's the largest railroad in the United States, and is run سے طرف کی thousands of ponies. This is the story of some of those ponies that run the rails, aka railroading.

Episode 2: To Lease, یا not to lease

August 1, 1950

It has been half a week since Coffee Creme's first دن working on the Union Pacific. She's a hard worker, and normally works with Hawkeye, and together, they would have a special assignment. They were recieving it in Cheyenne at 9 O clock in the morning

Pete: Attention everypony! Listen up.
Workers:...
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So, I promised I would read مزید Alpha and Omega fanfics…… much to my displeasure, so, here is the اگلے one, known as Jasper Park Mating Season….. Haven’t even read it, and already, I regret my decision.
So, it starts with Kate washing herself… And, before آپ ask, I can’t tell if they are wolves یا anthropomorphic creatures. I really isn’t explained. Anyway, Lily comes by, and so, they then talk about mating season. Oh, boy, here we go again with this shit. So, after that embarrassing conversation, they اقدام to another embarrassing conversation, which is talking about Humphrey’s…....
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(Warning: فہرست contains Strong violence and Nudity.... But, this is the عملی حکمت club, and عملی حکمت always has that, so آپ guys are okay with that)
You get the picture, lets start.... But, first, rules. Only one عملی حکمت from a whole series, including its spin-offs, I do not have to watch the عملی حکمت to include the opening, and my opinion on the opening does not reflect my opinion on the عملی حکمت itself. I could utterly despise the عملی حکمت but like the opening. Okay, then, lets start.

50: OP from Panty and ذخیرہ with Garterbelt
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49: Sora Mimi Cake from Azumanga Daioh
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48: Shooting سٹار, ستارہ from Onegai Teacher...
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Our story began in the springwood diner.

Dean, a seemingly normal guy, was ignored سے طرف کی a waitress when he innocently asked for anouther coffee.

Annoyed, he followed her in order to get her attention, and ended up in the kitchen.

But that's when things started getting weird, it wasn't no ordinary kitchen, it almost seemed, cannibalistic.

Suddenly, Freddy Kruger popped out of nowhere, who tired stabbing Dean with a costomized دستانے, دستانہ weapon.

This event frightenly woke him into to reality, as it was revealed he was alseep.

"Dean.. I told آپ if آپ keep falling asleep, their gonna kick آپ outta here"...
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Court Lobby
10:55 a.m. June 16th

Swift: Two entry ways. Thats just perfect
Lilly: But, haven't آپ noticed that jessica has not come into court
Swift: Marcus already کہا she refuses to testify against Lou
Lilly: But, Swift. I feel like she isn't telling me everything. I can't blame her, not wanting to testify in front of Lou
Swift: Well, if آپ think so. I guess we could get her onto the stand. But first, we'll have to cross-examine Leroy first. Once he's done, then we'll اقدام on to Jessica *I hope we can*

Courtroom No. 3
11: 00 a.m. June 16th

Judge: Court will now reconvene
Swift: The defense is ready,...
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