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So, playing سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter II in the arcades, sickest thing in the world. Tossing in quarters and beating everyone else who thought they were hot shit in سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter was the most fun. But I always wanted مزید from سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter II. And سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter III: Third Strike feels better, but I have sadly not played enough of that game to have it on the list. But, I do have something just as good as Third Strike? Is it better, I dunno, but damn, is it good.
My older brother, when he was tired of his 360 and passed it down to me, didn’t tell me that inside of it was a digital download of Super سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter IV: Arcade Edition (That’s a mouth full). And already slowly getting invested into fighting games, I had to play it. And hot damn, was it a good time. A huge roster of characters, both classic and brand new (But mostly classic), coming from سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter 2, Third Strike, and Alpha, with some new faces, all of them being a ton of fun to play with (For the most part), and having a cheap final boss, Seth, it had everything I loved in fighting games (Except that last part, that was just a joke). The game felt so fast, so fluent, and something that آپ can’t just mash buttons to. I know people like to say fighting games are just glorified button mashers, and that’s true, if آپ fucking suck! آپ gotta memorize combos, find out the button combination for special moves, and do that for multiple characters that آپ main. For me, my mains are actually the faster characters, which is odd for me, considering my choices are usually heavier characters. Zangief and Hakan should be my mains, but my mains actually consist of Makoto, Sakura, and the king of boxing characters, Dudley. Super سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter IV: Arca- Fuck it, I’ll just call it سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter IV from here on out. سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter IV encourages آپ to try out new characters, especially with those super عملی حکمت endings for each character. And experiment I did cause I played this game with every character, fought and beat all my دوستوں who had little to no practice and felt like a badass, and there is nothing آپ all can say یا do. I am the king of سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter!.... So yeah, سٹریٹ, گلی Fighter IV’s a pretty cool fighting game. It’s not got the reputation of II یا the polish of Third Strike, but it’s pretty damn good on it’s own. And it’s no V on release day, that’s for sure


I remember when I was a kid, my older brother had the original Animal Crossing on the Gamecube, and I thought it looked like a babies toy. What is this? This ain’t Smash Melee. Get this outta my face. But now, as someone who got to experience the joy through Animal Crossing: New Leaf, I now understand perfectly. Oh, and also, yes, I did تلاش up Animal Crossing porn for that joke. And it sure as shit wasn’t worth it.
Animal Crossing New Leaf follows the villager, you, as he goes to whatever town آپ want to call it. Call it Bonerland, call it Fortnite, call it Yabba-Dab, whatever....
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So I played the original NieR some time ago. I liked what I did play, but never got to experience it enough to form a definitive opinion, but man, was that combat not the best. If it was just a little refined, I could like it more… And then Platinum Games came along. And that’s the transition to start talking about NieR: Automata.
So, when it came to the سب, سب سے اوپر ten, I thought it would be hard for any game to just break the سب, سب سے اوپر ten so easily. Most of my سب, سب سے اوپر ten پسندیدہ games are games I have cherished memories with. But NieR: Automata, I have no nostalgia for, and yet it managed to break...
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Another Tim Schaffer game on the فہرست and only so long after I just talked about Brutal Legend. I am aware that Schaffer games have a really weird style of creativity and humor to them and are always meant for a مزید niche demographic. And I am in that demographic. That said, this is Psychonauts, a game to kinda break the mold of the niche… maybe. Probably. Not really.
Psychonauts follows the character Rasputin, یا Raz for short, who is a Psychonaut in training, special agents who use the power of their mind to do incredible powers. With these powers, Raz has to stop a conspiracy in...
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So a friend of mine got me thinking the other day, who would win in a battle? An immortal demon who can stop the fabric of time itself, یا a blue little کتیا, کتيا who's got some burners on him?

...Needless to say, the victor wasn't Sonic. But then I started thinking to myself. I came up with an idea. An awful idea. An awful, awful, awful idea!

*Insert Obligatory Grinch Image Here*

But in all seriousness, I'm here to end the debate once and for all. To see who would TRULY win in a DEATH BA-

BE QUIET! آپ wanna get sued, kid?

Uhhh. in a....BATTLE OF DEATH! Yeah, that's it. Thanks man!

 Anytime, mate.
Anytime, mate....
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posted by Seanthehedgehog
Song: link

People: *Watching the 2016 Powerpuff Girls*

Stop the song, and play this sound effect: link

Tom Kenny: *Appears on the TV screen, and talks in his narrator voice* Ladies, and gentlemen, آپ finally get to see my gorgeous face. Also, آپ shouldn't be tortured سے طرف کی the reboot. I'm going to tell آپ the real story about the Powerpuff Girls.

Song: link

Tom Kenny: Sugar. Spice, and everything nice. These were the ingredients chosen to create the perfect little girls, but Professor Utonium accidentally added an extra ingredient to the concoction. Chemical X!
Professor: *Gets moved backwards...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Hello, everyone, and welcome back to Hidden Gems. Now, how many of آپ know Sega? Okay, now how many of آپ know Sega for anything besides Sonic the Hedgehog? A few of you? Alright, now how many of آپ actually owned a Dreamcast? Probably very few. Well, that’s understandable. Coming at the worst possible time, the Dreamcast was such a commercial failure. So naturally, being a poor child, I had one of them, along with a Gamecube, and wouldn’t get the Xbox and PS2 until much later. I loved all these consoles, but the thing that I loved about the Dreamcast the most was the game Jet Set Radio....
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Elisabeth Hasselbeck: Now that we’ve uncovered that this game Dark Soul is the reason for the Craigslist killing, what else has this game done to our society?

Steve Doocy: It’s a good سوال because for so many years, we never knew this game existed. Now that we do, it seems like the perfect answer as to why video games are ruining America.

Brian Kilmeade: Well, look closely at the title. It has dark right in the name. Clearly this game has some racial overtones that probably has inspired a lot of video game playing racists. It really speaks to how out of touch gamers truly are.

Doocy: Video...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
“Can آپ lose your virginity if آپ fall”
I don’t know. Jump off a cliff and then tell me what آپ learn.

“Does looking at a picture of the sun hurt your eyes”
You have to look pretty damn hard for that to happen. But سے طرف کی that point, your eyes will be dangling from your skull…. So technically, yes

“My girl swallowed after oral and now I am worried that she’s pregnant”
Well, you’d better be awaiting the baby to be coming out of the mouth than

“8===D Is this a shovel یا a crying smiley face”
Oh آپ innocent minded, stupid boy.

“Can آپ actually lose weight سے طرف کی rubbing your stomach”...
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Now, I love horror movies. Their easily my پسندیدہ genre of film. Sadly, it is also the genre of film that has some awful movies. Then there are the فلمیں that aren’t even close to being scary. In other words, these are the worst horror فلمیں I have ever seen. Now, some rules. First off, only فلمیں that I have seen, so no Blair Witch Project 2, Manos: The Hands of Fate, یا Monster a Go-Go. Also, only one movie per franchise, so, with that said, lets start the list

#10: Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی - Now, before آپ all say that this movie was scary, yes, I agree. Nightmare on Elm سٹریٹ, گلی was...
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Now, guess what........... There is a creepypasta about Lil Wayne..... Just fuck it.
So, this story starts with Lil Wayne freaking out because people keep asking about his secret, which he won't tell anyone. So, the main character asks and thinks he has better luck...... He doesn't. But, for some stupid reason, Lil Wayne's agent decides to tell him, but at a different place. So, he takes the main character to a recording studio and tells him the..... First, off, I must prepare آپ all for the stupidest thing آپ will ever hear. Okay, so, the reason why Lil Wayne is so talented is because he made a deal with the devil to be a good rapper. And if he tells anyone this secret, he will lose his soul......... WHAT!? Thats the fucking plot twist? That's the dumbest fucking thing I have ever heard. آپ know what, screw it, thats all I got. Honestly, nothing really happens in the fucking story anyway, so, fuck it, I'm done. But, hey, that's only my opinion. What's Your Take
posted by Windwakerguy430
Trail 1
The Warehouse Incident

Prologue


Cole Phelps- I should have known it was you

???- I knew you'd find out eventually... Well, Detective Phelps. I'm afraid this is where it ends

Cole Phelps- No... Get Back... AAAHHHHHHH (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack) (Whack)

???- He he he he he. Now all I got to do is put the blame on that stupid guy





January 19, 11: 53 a.m.
Wind Waker Guy's Room

Wind Waker Guy- Hmm, What should I do today. All I've done yesterday was play Mario 64. Guess I could play Mario 64 DS
Phone- Rrriiiiiiiinnnggggg
Wind Waker Guy- This is Wind Waker Guy
Kebora Gebora- Hoot. Hoot. Wind Waker...
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So let’s just get this out of the way. Tekken is my پسندیدہ fighting game franchise ever. I love playing 3 in the arcades, I had a real fun time looking at the tournaments for Tekken 7, and I can safely say that my پسندیدہ so far, the one that really got me invested in the franchise, was Tekken Tag Tournament 2 (That’s some good alliteration)
Tekken follows a simple plot in pretty much every game. The Iron First tournament, یا the Tekken tournament, hosted سے طرف کی the president of the Zaibatsu Mishima Organization, Heihachi Mishima, in order to gather the best fighters so Heihachi can...
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Well, as of this date, this is the most حالیہ game I have in the فہرست of games I bought, and boy, was I shocked how much I enjoyed it. And honestly, from the reviews, I probably shouldn’t have enjoyed it, but let’s talk about it. Let’s talk about the very last Pandemic Games game that was released before their demise at the hands of EA, the open world game, The Saboteur
The Saboteur was a game that I would’ve liked to do a مزید in depth analysis on it’s own rather than on the سب, سب سے اوپر 100, but since I enjoyed it so much and since we’re at this point in the series now, there’s...
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*Hannah was still in disbelief at what her father had said. Yet, no matter what, even though he had lied to her for so long, even though he had done something unthinkable and unforgivable, she couldn’t bring herself to hate him. She just couldn’t do that. She looked at Drew, silently, before walking over and hugging him, for the first time in a long time. She remained close to him, not wanting to pull away, trying her best to hold back tears.*
Hannah: I-It’s okay dad. I understand
*Drew wanted to tell Hannah that it was not okay. What he did could never be taken back, and he knew that....
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Before I say anything, I want to start this off سے طرف کی saying that there is nothing, and I mean nothing, funny about a school shooting. School shootings are some of the worst things that can happen in our society, and bearing witness to such a travesty makes me worry for the safety of others and makes me feel terrible about the victims and their families and friends. So, tell me why in the name of god my principal wanted to turn a school shooting in my school into a goddamn Three Stooges act. Now, I am sure he didn’t intend to make it sound incredibly stupid, and he does in fact care about student...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Chuck: Ready to go, Katey
Katey: Yep
Stacey: The military's coming
Chuck: Good. Nothing can possibly go wrong
(Meanwhile, with the military)
Boykin: OKAY, آپ LITTLE GIRLS! NOW, THE OPERATION IS SIMPLE! KILL ALL ZOMBIES, AND SAVE THE SURVIVORS! NOW, اقدام OUT
Soldier: Well, nothing can go wrong (Gas comes)
Soldier 2: Egh. Who fucking farted?
(Zombies change into gas zombies)
Soldier 2: Well.............. Shit (Gets killed سے طرف کی zombies, as well as the other soldiers)
Boykin: (Talking to dying soldier) Don't آپ die on me, آپ little bitch. Get up. I کہا get up
Soldier: (Dies)
Boykin: آپ FUCKING PUSSY
(Meanwhile,...
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David Cage, the creator of many famous games of the حالیہ era. A man who is کہا to be one of the most creative minds in gaming right now. And yet, no matter who آپ ask, there is only two opinions on this guy. There’s the people who like David Cage and then there are the people who don’t. And I’m one of the people who don’t. Welcome to an episode of Content Cuck. And this is the David Cage and Quantic Dream rant article. I’m here to discuss all the flaws of every Quantic Dream game, yes, all five of them, and talk about the flaws of David Cage, from the self centered behavior to...
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(This مضمون contains disturbing content, disturbing violence, blood and gore, and inappropriate sexual themes, آپ have been warned.)


There are a lot of very disturbing things out there in the world. Though many people have different opinions on what disturbs them and makes them uncomfortable, there are always things that leave people uneasy and completely shocked. So, I want to share with آپ five مزید things that I have found that I find to be the most disturbing. Now, آپ may not find these as disturbing as I do, so if آپ wish to دکھائیں me things that آپ yourself are disturbed by, then...
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We all know how overused zombies are. They are in movies, tv shows, videogames, books, but rarely do we see them in anime. It’s weird. But, in the سال 2010, we got an عملی حکمت known as Highschool of the Dead, which showed the classic zombies that was seen in فلمیں like Night of the Living Dead. The zombies were slow and lumbered, but were huge in numbers. This عملی حکمت had a lot of scenes like this.



Like this.



And even this.



But, the zombies aren’t what make Highschool of the Dead so recognizable. No, if you’ve seen this anime, you’ll mostly recognize it for scenes like this....
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So NieR: Automata is a great game. Everyone has sang this games praises and that is for very good reasons. I’ve sang the games praises on numerous occasions and will probably do so again and again. But every game has to start somewhere. Some of آپ may not know this, but NieR has got a sort of Persona situation going on, as in the spin-off game is a مزید مقبول game than the mainline series. And how could that be? Well… it’s quite simple to see. Drakengard, known in Japan as Drag-On Dragoon, was a game created سے طرف کی Yoko Taro, who created it to make a مزید grim RPG with no morally just...
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