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The سال is 2013. Fresh off of the threat of the end of the world in 2012, the political climate is getting pretty hot, and Adam Sandler graced the world with Grown Ups 2. Truly a horrible time to be alive. But hey, at least we got Pacific Rim. That was a good movie. But worst of all, cartoons on TV were fucking lame. Nothing of interest was on, and it didn’t help that Adventure Time was on Season 6 and Gumball on Season 3, which were both just… ugh, a mess. Hell man, even Regular دکھائیں had it’s issues. But then comes a new challenger, Rebecca Sugar, with her own cartoon. A cartoon that took the world and Tumblr سے طرف کی storm: Steven Universe. I already talked in length about the دکھائیں and how I like it, even with its flaws, flaws that I think are even مزید present in season 5, but I don’t want to talk about that. I wanna talk about the twist with گلابی Diamond, a twist that had the entire fandom split. Some considered it to be the dumbest thing they could’ve done and how it ruined the theme of the دکھائیں while others considered it a nice twist. But me, I had my issues from the start, but after looking into it, گلابی Diamond may be the most tragic character in the show. مزید tragic than Pearl یا Lapis یا Greg یا The تربوز, واٹرمیلاون Stevens یا even Mr. Smiley. And with that said…
I AM ABOUT TO SPOIL SIX YEARS WORTH OF FORESHADOWING AND BUILD UP! THAT INCLUDES ALL SEASONS OF THE دکھائیں AND THE STEVEN UNIVERSE MOVIE! THIS IS YOUR ONLY WARNING!








So with that said, گلابی Diamond is Rose Quartz! Surprised gasp. Now that that’s out of the way, let us discuss the build up. Also سہارا to Ryan for handling the lore. He's a bigger Steven Universe پرستار than I am, so thanks for keeping my facts straight

1: The Image



From the start of the show, from episode one, we are told سے طرف کی the Crystal Gems just how great Rose Quartz is and how she is just the best at everything and how everyone loves her and how she was totally a better mom than yours even, true fact. From the words of the Crystal Gems, all we knew was that she was a rebel and a fighter, doing her best to fight the tyrannical Diamonds on their ہوم planet. So in short, we had a Phantom Thief on our hands. But that’s it. We were only told about how great she was in story. Aside from that, we were as clueless as Steven and could only go off of stories told سے طرف کی those that knew her and the things she left behind, like her sword یا her pet Lion یا the video tape she made with Greg at the ساحل سمندر, بیچ which is still the sweetest thing this دکھائیں ever made. But slowly (And I do mean SLOWLY), the pieces are put together, bit سے طرف کی bit, brick سے طرف کی brick. We also hear about one of the other Diamonds, گلابی Diamond, a Diamond that Rose was able to destroy and prove that the Crystal Gems were fighters, not cowards. And while this did put the Diamonds in their place, this caused a lot of pain to other gems. Gems that missed her, who mourned their fallen leader, and the other Diamonds like Yellow who doubled down on power to make the planet stronger یا Blue who thought their actions were responsible for her demise یا White who is crazy and horrible and actually space Hitler but we’ll پار, صلیب that bridge when we get to it. It’s kind of sad to see the admiration and love these Gems had for Pink. But, surely it was all for the best. Rose wouldn’t cause this kind of suffering, would she?........... Would she really? Well, after a bunch of plot stuff and filler and Ronaldo being the worst, Steven finally finds himself on the Gems homeworld and finds out the truth, the horrifying truth, that his mother, Rose, was actual گلابی Diamond. Surprise gasp. But why? How? It doesn’t make any sense! Why would Rose throw all of that away and become a rebel rouser and fight her own ہوم planet? Well…

2: Revelations of the Image



گلابی was always a carefree and fun loving Diamond, seeing the fun in life and always thinking with a wide eyed view on life. However, this is Diamond territory. No fun allowed. Time to lock آپ in your bedroom as آپ cry tears for hours and hours. Damn. گلابی never really saw herself as valued سے طرف کی the Diamonds and that she was just setting herself up to disappoint them if she couldn’t be a leader. And that is where Spinel, the Cuphead DLC boss, comes in. One of the few دوستوں گلابی had made, a friend that she cared for, and a friend she was مزید than ready to leave behind. گلابی wanted to be the leader the other Diamonds wanted her to be. No childish games یا fooling around. So, when the time came, گلابی told Spinel to play their پسندیدہ game, of standing in a spot until she came back… She never came back. Spinel was left on that rock for decades, waiting for a friend that was never coming to get her. Even when گلابی became Rose and rebelled against the Diamonds, she still never came back for her. On one hand, this is a horrible turn of events that resulted in the destruction of Spinel’s innocence and her mental stability, turning her into a crazed villain that wanted to destroy Steven’s life out of vengeance, something that گلابی could have avoided… But on the other hand, Other دوستوں is the best song in the entire show, so it’s not all bad, I guess. After this, گلابی was finally able to become a true Diamond, یا so she thought. Bored out of her mind, she changed forms to explore the world below, unaware of the damage the Diamonds were causing to it and the inhabitants that lived on it. But for one civilization to thrive, another must perish. Rose, however, was not prepared for that, and so, with the help of her loyal Pearl, a fusion between a Sapphire and a Ruby, and an imperfect Amethyst, they became the Crystal Gems, ready to fight the Diamonds. And it was… pathetic, really. Very little was done, and of course not. They had no experience in fighting, and they were only brought together because of their mistreatment from the ہوم world, but had nothing to combat that. That is until Bismuth, best gem, gave گلابی the idea to fake her breaking, which would allow her to become Rose full time and give the Crystal Gems a threat. And it worked… But that didn’t change anything. The Crystal Gems were still inexperienced, and all this did was make them a target. And the end result was the Diamonds forced to use a secret weapon on the planet and retreat, turning all lifeforms on the planet into corrupted life forms and losing their sanity, wandering the planet and attacking anyone they saw. So Pink’s decision made her allies enemy to the planet, مزید so than some already were, and caused others to pay the price. But, hey, casualties of war, right, یا whatever rebels say to justify their cause. At least she still has her friends…

3: Destruction of an Image



Well, Rose never told anyone that she was گلابی Diamond, no one except Pearl, who felt she was the only one Rose could trust. But anyway, now that they were on earth, away from homeworld, they could plan their اگلے moves, figure out what they could do next, think of what they can do to better their cause… یا Rose could go and continue her fun loving adventures on a new ہوم world. She always thought humans were special creatures that she admired, admiring them even a bit. That is until one day, she met a very special man. Greg Universe, a wannabe rockstar who lived in a van, had no job, no fame, but at least he had a full head of hair. So why was it Rose was interested in this man, interested in him enough to make Pearl feel like she wasn’t special enough? What made Rose spend so much time with Greg, a large amount of time where Pearl started to feel jealous, fusing with Rose just to taunt Greg, only for it to not work in the end. Rose may not have been aware, but falling in love with Greg broke Pearls heart, and it was a pain she felt for years, even after Rose was long gone, she was still not over it. She couldn’t get over it. The one woman she thought was the only one she trusted, and even still, she kept secrets hidden from Pearl, which devastated her. Pearl thought she was special to Pink, but she was no different from the others. Heck, Garnet was تقسیم, الگ کریں in half when the truth about Rose came up, causing Ruby and Sapphire to need some time apart to think about the whole situation. And this isn’t even discussing Bismuth, who, though was super enthusiastic about shattering the Diamonds, گلابی put her away in a bubble without a سیکنڈ thought یا even discussing it, leading to Bismuth keeping a lot of anger bottled up even after being freed یا how Rose’s rebellion caused Lapis to be mistaken for a Crystal Gem and be imprisoned for thousands of years and made an enemy just سے طرف کی being at the wrong place at the wrong time. But the thing about Pink, the most important thing, is a single quote سے طرف کی Steven in the Steven Universe movie. It’s a simple quote and could be mistaken as a joke, but it is a very depressing تبصرہ regardless. “I can’t believe my mother would do that to you… Actually, I can believe it”. Steven has gone from a young wide eyed child, like his mother, who wanted to see her, who believed the stories he was told about her, about how great she was. But now, after all he’s seen, he sees her as a danger to herself and to others. Because after all, گلابی hurt anyone who ever loved her. It’s almost like she’s a complete sociopath, as overused as that word is nowadays. But… not… completely.

4: The Tragedy



If Rose really didn’t care about anyone she ever met… why would she stay with Greg? Like Pearl کہا in the song, It’s Over, Isn’t It, the other best song in the show, she had met many other men in her life, but they never stuck around, and yet, Greg did? Was he just مزید stubborn, یا was he just a مزید fun person she met, یا did she actually fall in love with him. I mean, who would fall in love with a برداشت, ریچھ like Greg- sorry not sorry. And despite her… lack of social skills, she expressed genuine joy to see Steven, to see what he would grow up and become. And yet, she never got that chance. She was happy to be with Greg and happy to welcome Steven into the world, and yet she was never able to meet him. And آپ think, was everything she did truly malicious یا was it all just because she foolish, wanting to do what was best for everyone, unaware of the consequences, much like Steven, who, in the first season, was going around, making horrible mistakes all because he wanted to make his دوستوں breakfast. گلابی was never a person who did everything because it was for the good of her planet, یا because she was so crazy, not that it would matter, because Stevne would forgive her anyway- Okay, I gotta talk about this. White Diamond is worst Diamond

Nik, What Are آپ Doing: White Diamond Is Absolute Trash!



I’m sorry, does going around terrorizing everyone on your planet, corrupted a planets worth of your own people and hunting down any that are imperfect like we’re living in fucking Nazi Germany really warrent an apology. I wouldn’t get upset about this if Steven wasn’t quick to judge گلابی Diamond, and while this doesn’t ruin that, it just pisses me off how much of a fucking baby she and the other Diamonds become. گلابی may have fucked everything up for everyone she ever came into contact with and those sins are fixed only because her son was less of a fuck up, but my god, White Diamond has no depth. The grave that I dug and crawled into with zero intention of crawling out again had مزید depth than this character…….. So yeah, season 5’s finale was just okay

 shamelessly stolen from cosmic_fusions
shamelessly stolen from cosmic_fusions


گلابی Diamond was a character that still has شائقین divided to this دن if her twist was ingenous یا if it was a stupid excuse to give the دکھائیں something interesting to keep شائقین talking, but that’s not my place to discuss. I’m just here to discuss the tragedy that is گلابی Diamond, a character that wanted to do what she thought was right, only to cause مزید tragedy and suffering than she intended to fix, but was able to do right in the end, thanks to her son fixing her mistakes. گلابی Diamond is in fact the worst Diamond, but that is okay, because even a Diamond can be imperfect… That was a fucking horrible sentence!
It took me THIS long to realize it? Wow Jared. -___-

ANYWAYS, I finished another fantastic عملی حکمت the other دن and it finally came to my head. A سوال that haunts almost EVERY single عملی حکمت and it really makes me wonder why they do it so damn often.

Why are SO many عملی حکمت in schools!?

And now, rant time. :)

SERIOUSLY, WHY OF ALL THE PLACES آپ COULD GO TO WOULD آپ PICK A CLASSROOM TO دکھائیں YOUR عملی حکمت IN!?

JUST THINK OF ALL THE POSSIBILITIES آپ COULD CHOOSE FOR A LOCATION!

HELL! UNDERGROUND! IN SPACE!

JIFUGWSDBILFGSFKJGWFKLSJWFHFIUSBFBWSFNHLWFN

A FUCKING HIGH SCHOOL! ^____^

NO! NO!

I mean, it doesn't...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Wind: (Walks through a city, hearing about all sorts of crimes like murder, and robbery, and kidnapping) Just another دن in the city.
Teens: (Talking with each other and laughing) And so I کہا to him “N***er, f**k you, and I’m white, so it was funny (Other’s laugh) And then I called him gay. The ultimate insult
Wind: God, this world is filled with a bunch of idiots. Everywhere I go, some stupid high school student is going around, talking about homosexuality, the male reproductive organ, یا insulting African American culture so badly, that the Klan would think that their race is really...
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Now, what is a guilty pleasure film? Well, it’s those فلمیں that is hated, weather سے طرف کی fans, critics, یا the world in general, but آپ just can’t help but love. So, today, I will be talking about my ten guilty pleasure movies. Now, MY guilty pleasures may be different from YOUR guilty pleasures, so please, don’t try and insult me because of the choices on this list. Now, with that said, lets start the list



#10: Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines - After the epic Terminators 1 and 2, شائقین were hyped for the اگلے one in the series… And they ended up hating it. They کہا that it wasn’t...
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Now, every Zelda game has one یا two characters that آپ can interact with. However, there are those characters that آپ just want to stay away from at all time. Now, remember, this is only my opinion. If آپ like these characters, then that’s just difference of opinion. With that, lets start the list

 Fi
Fi


#10: Fi from Skyward Sword - Now, Fi is lower on the فہرست because she tries to help you. However, she can help a bit too much at times. Whenever the blantient obvious happens, like when آپ pick up a rupee یا are fighting enemies, she will always come and give آپ advice that آپ already...
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Now, there are lots of weapons in video games. Swords, axes, guns, and many more. But, does anyone here think of Chainsaws the very سیکنڈ they hear about video game weapons? Not really. So, today, I am going to talk about the Chainsaw Wielders in video games. The rules are as usual. Only one game per franchise. Now, lets start the list

 Antonio Montana
Antonio Montana


#10: Antonio Montana from Scarface: The World is Yours - Now, I know that Tony is a movie character, and not a video game character. But, this video game’s first mission is the last scene in the movie… and it has a fucking tiger in this...
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Now, a while back, I made a فہرست about some of the most disturbing things in the media. It was pretty messed up, but, then I looked into it…. and there are EVEN مزید disturbing things in the world. So, I am going to talk about some of the مزید disturbing things in the media, سے طرف کی what I have seen at least.

#10: Lavender Town from Pokemon Red/Blue - Now, when آپ think of Pokemon, آپ think of- No, wait, Pokemon is well known for having some of the creepiest shit this side of Hannibal Lector. From houses with a little girl who was murdered سے طرف کی a Darkrai, to Pokemon that suck the life force out...
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Now, what is the difference between hard and annoying. Hard is a challenge that makes آپ test your abilities, giving آپ a very difficult enemy. Annoying is when an enemy spams attacks, won't die, یا is just plane broken. So, today, I will be talking about the enemies in video games that just irritate me the most. First, the rules. Only one game per franchise, and only games that I have played. So, now that that is out of the way, lets begin.

 Zubat
Zubat


#15: Zubat from Pokemon - Now, sure, these things are really easy to beat, especially when your Pokemon are at a high level, but, what isn't...
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Okay, now, there are a lot of disturbing things out there. I mean REALLY disturbing. Like, these are just so screwed up in so many ways, that it makes آپ wonder, how these things can exist…. well, they do, and here, I am going to talk about the things that disturb me the most…. Oh, fuck my life with a rusty spoon.

#10: Pokemon “Electric Soldier Porygon” - Now, if you’re a Pokemon fan, like myself, آپ will already know about THIS episode. This was an episode that only aired once in Japan. The episode was about where Ash and the gang get sucked into a computer under attack سے طرف کی a Porygon,...
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posted by Windwakerguy430
Chuck: (In monitor room)
Stacey: (Sees group of soldiers on monitor) Chuck look at this
Chuck: (Looks at monitor) Oh my god
Stacey: Those guys must be a lead to what ha-
Chuck: Those guys are trespassing. I'm gonna go teach them some manners
Stacey: Chuck, that's not what I me- (Chuck runs off) Oh, why do I even bother
(Later, Underground)
Chuck: (Hides behind wall) Okay, I just need to be quiet and-
TK: (Comes سے طرف کی train) Okay, is everything ready
Chuck: (GASP) (Runs out of hiding spot) P DIDDY! It's me. Chuck
TK: Oh, god, it's Chuck. What are آپ doing here
Chuck: I'm here to get آپ out of here before...
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So, there was this one downloadable game for XBox 360 and Playstation 3 known as Scott Pilgrim VS The World. And it KICKS ASS!
Scott Pilgrim is a game based off the graphic novel with the same name. The game takes place in Toronto, Canada, which is cold, people beat each other up, and there are hipsters everywhere. I really hope that last one is just a lie. Anyway, it is about Scott Pilgrim, a simple guy, who falls in love with a girl named Ramona Flowers. However, the only way they can be together is if Scott defeats her seven evil ex-boyfriends, which include a skateboarding actor, a superpowered...
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Episode 2: The Mask Man



January 16th 12:39 PM Sparklin’s Jewelry Shop

The jewel دکان was closed at night, as most of the shops in London were. It was a calm night. The security guard, Anderson, was walking around the building. He was دیا night watch duty. Something that never bothered him until the murder case back a week ago. He was worried that some psychotic killer would come and drain him of his blood. He made sure to carry a fully loaded revolver with him unlike many other times. As he walked around the shop, he felt a calm breeze blow through the shop. Anderson looked up, and saw a...
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PATRIOT SPOOF (uncensored):


CHAPTER 1:

Joining the American revolution of 1776.

Benjamin Martin, a veteran of the French and Indian war is still not yet involved in the warfare against England.

Partically due to his wife being dead, and it's up to him alone to take care of his seven childrun.

Benjamin himself was found in a barn, trying to make a rocking chair, he finally seemed to have one, but it broke.

Benjamin lost his temper and threw it away in anger, revealing twenty other failed tries also, but when he saw one of his small childrun watching, he calmed himself down, probably not wanting...
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For those of آپ that own a Playstation, I'm sure آپ know of the PS mascot Klonoa. It is an amazing franchise. However, there is a fanfic that is so poorly written, I think it is right up there on bad Creepypastas such as The Kill Waker and Jeff the Killer. That fanfic is Klonoa's Darker Side.
So, it starts with the main character giving the game to his friend to borrow. Soon after, he gets the game back. However, there is one problem with the Klonoa game. It has been cursed. Guess how this happened........ His best friend cursed the game. How? I don't fucking know. The story never explains...
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King of Red Loins: And here it is, The Great خلیج, کھاڑی Isla- OH MY GOD (Sees destroyed Island)
Link: ........ آپ sure it ain't Detroit Island
King of Red Lions: What happened
Postman: Link, I for some reason saw what happened. آپ see a dark storm came and kick this islands ass.... Well, if island's had asses, I'm sure the storm would have kicked it. Anyway, Jabu Jabu was able to escape
Link: Wait, Jabu Jabu is still alive
Postman: Yep
Link: Who else is alive. Huh. Gorons? Zoras? Those weird things from Ikana Canyon. آپ know what, screw it, I wont سوال the goddamn world of this place
Postman. Well,...
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Hello everyone, and welcome to Boss Bits. today, we'll be looking at bosses from the XBox Original exclusive Crimson Skies: High Road to Revenge. Crimson Skies is a game that I really like...... Okay, I should be مزید specific. Crimson skies is a game where آپ play as Nathan.... Zachary, not Nathan ڈریک from Uncharted. In Crimson Skies, آپ play the whole game in a fighter plane around the سال 1940. Now, its a lot مزید fun then آپ think, and the bosses prove this well.
(Warning: Spoilers)

Boss: مکڑی Zeppelin
The مکڑی Zeppelin starts out as just an ordinary Zeppelin. Nothing special until...
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Court Lobby
10:40 January 20
Wind Waker Guy- Uh. I'm real nervous. How am I going to get through this
Happy Yappy- Mr. Wind Waker Guy. I got here as fast as I could. I wanted to ask آپ something
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- Can I be there on the defendant stand with you
Wind Waker Guy- What
Happy Yappy- I don't want آپ to do this alone. Unless آپ want to, of course
Wind Waker Guy- Well, آپ did help me get some evidence. I guess it won't matter
Happy Yappy- OH THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU!!!
Chuck- Wind Waker Guy. I'm glad to see you...uh... Wind Waker Guy. One of THEM is right behind you
Wind...
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SWORD:

1:

Mastersword as an interviewer: ارے princess Twilight. Good having آپ here.

Twilight: Sure.

Sword: First off. How dose it feel being the forth princess ever?

Twilight: (barely even lessoning) Yes. I wouldn't be here without my friends.

Sword: That's nice. But the سوال is, how dose it make 'you' feel. YOU!?

Twilight: (still barely lessoning) Yes. That is diffently a سوال being asked. And I'm confident in my friends. And getting it done.

Sword: Okay.. Have to be honest with you. I feel like this interview. Is going absolutely nowhere. آپ answered 'none' of my questions. آپ kinda...
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Song: link

Derek: *Driving a Ford Mondeo down the road*

A باسکٹ, باسکٹ بال hit the hood, and the car immediately fell apart.

Derek: Bother! How am I supposed to sell this car now?!
S.B: *Looks at the damaged car* Ooh, sorry about that.
Derek: How come آپ look like Johnny Lightning?
S.B: I don't know what you're talking about. Anyway, I'm S.B from Trainz, and I'm here to host tonight's episode of the S.S.S.S. We're gonna دکھائیں آپ two پرستار fictions, both based off of 70's films. The Challenger which is based off of The Gauntlet, and Shado! Shado! Shado! A سٹار, ستارہ Wars version of Tora! Tora! Tora! Enjoy the...
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Theme song: link

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Ponies On The Rails

Starring

Peirce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Red Rose From Chibiemmy

Coffee Creme From KarinaBrony

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Stylo From Jimmythedragon

Gordon, Percy, Jeff, Bartholomew, Wilson, and Pete from Seanthehedgehog

Episode 25

The "Not so" Great Escape

May 22, 1953

Five days after Gordon got suspended, Orion felt better, but he still wanted to get fired.

Orion: *sitting on train tracks* Where's a train when آپ need one?
Pete: *Arrives* Orion! Get off there!
Orion: No, I want to die in honor!...
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