For all the medal-whores out there. ;) 

(NOTE: This entire article is just a giant middle finger to the trolls who like medal-whoring their way to victory, and

Hey everyone, it\'s Deathding here once again.... >:D

So I was pondering the other day on what to do with my life and how I can get actual goddamn HUMANS to notice and like me. And then, I came up with the be-all end-all ultimate plan.....

LET\'S GO TROLL SPAM THE FUCK OUT OF EVERY CLUB EVER! ^___^

Surely this won\'t get me banned, right? Now let me just visit my profile really quick to see if I got a medal.....

Well, there goes THAT idea. I must think harder, hmm........

I GOT IT! :D How about I PM Fanpop a thousand goddamn times? Surely they\'ll fall down to sympathy, right? I mean come on, who the FUCK resists a good beg? ^___^

Alright, SURELY they\'ve responded by now. I mean, busy company or not, there\'s no way they haven\'t done anything in TWO entire days. HAHA! ^___^

See? I told you guys it\'d work, they sent me a message! I bet it\'s telling me I got a MEDAL!!!!! =D =D =D

FUCKIN\' HELL, THEY JUST TSAR BOMBED MY ASS! D:

(By the way kids, don\'t play with AN602 Hydrogen Tsar Bombs. You\'ve been warned.)

Well shit, there\'s only one option left now..... I MUST-

Fanpop: Why don\'t you just try getting them the way you were supposed to? Contributing and being, oh I don\'t know, NICE? :P

Fanpop: Welp. You asked for it. Don\'t say we didn\'t warn you. ;)

Wait, what? Just what are you guys up to.....?

Oh, hey! :D Up in the sky! It\'s a bird, it\'s a plane, it\'s my Uncle San Jose!

I\'LL GET YOU NEXT TIME FANPOP, NEXT TIME!

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