25 Ways to Survive your First Encounter with Red Revenge (Alive, that is)
1: Do NOT call him Samy, Sam, Dude, Bro, etc. Call him "Red Revenge" یا "Sir" (Double R is fine too.)
2: Don't make fun of the cape.
3: Don't make snide تبصرے about losers who don't have superpowers. (Last I checked, the guy is still in ICU)
4: Don't make remarks about him acting like Batman. (You'll wish آپ were in ICU)
5: Don't mention the word "revenge" and "unnecessary" in the same sentence.
6: Don't make snide remarks about rich brats who buy friends.
7: Don't insult Holly.
8: Don't ask why he's partnered with a bunch of losers.
9: Do NOT offer him a freebie. EVER.
10: Be prepared for a mischievous prank یا a serious butt kicking.
11: Don't eat any food he offers you.
12: If آپ challenge him to a match, make it hard یا he won't forgive you. (Shut up! I'm not pointing a finger at Becca!)
13: Don't ask why a grown man wears tights.
14: Don't ask if he has a crush on Hannah Montanna. (I never کہا آپ did, so shut it!)
15: Don't tell him to "shut it".
16: Don't ask for his autograph یا picture. Hell undoubtedly send آپ one if he dislikes you.
17: Don't touch his cape. (Becca!)
18: Don't ask him to explain the noodle incident. یا the spatula کے, گوندھنے incident. یا the سپتیٹی, اسپگیٹی incident. یا the گلابی paintball bomb incident.
19: Try not to speak too much.
20: Don't bring up the time he got beat سے طرف کی Becca. (No! She did not cheat!)
21: Dare him to pull a prank on Flash.
22: Don't dare him to scare a female member of the team, then threaten to go tell Holly. (That dude hasn't been seen in a year)
23: I'm getting stuck...
24: Just a sec.... Oh!
25: Obey the above 24 rules.
1: Do NOT call him Samy, Sam, Dude, Bro, etc. Call him "Red Revenge" یا "Sir" (Double R is fine too.)
2: Don't make fun of the cape.
3: Don't make snide تبصرے about losers who don't have superpowers. (Last I checked, the guy is still in ICU)
4: Don't make remarks about him acting like Batman. (You'll wish آپ were in ICU)
5: Don't mention the word "revenge" and "unnecessary" in the same sentence.
6: Don't make snide remarks about rich brats who buy friends.
7: Don't insult Holly.
8: Don't ask why he's partnered with a bunch of losers.
9: Do NOT offer him a freebie. EVER.
10: Be prepared for a mischievous prank یا a serious butt kicking.
11: Don't eat any food he offers you.
12: If آپ challenge him to a match, make it hard یا he won't forgive you. (Shut up! I'm not pointing a finger at Becca!)
13: Don't ask why a grown man wears tights.
14: Don't ask if he has a crush on Hannah Montanna. (I never کہا آپ did, so shut it!)
15: Don't tell him to "shut it".
16: Don't ask for his autograph یا picture. Hell undoubtedly send آپ one if he dislikes you.
17: Don't touch his cape. (Becca!)
18: Don't ask him to explain the noodle incident. یا the spatula کے, گوندھنے incident. یا the سپتیٹی, اسپگیٹی incident. یا the گلابی paintball bomb incident.
19: Try not to speak too much.
20: Don't bring up the time he got beat سے طرف کی Becca. (No! She did not cheat!)
21: Dare him to pull a prank on Flash.
22: Don't dare him to scare a female member of the team, then threaten to go tell Holly. (That dude hasn't been seen in a year)
23: I'm getting stuck...
24: Just a sec.... Oh!
25: Obey the above 24 rules.
Yo! Attention all Red Revenge fans! I've got a proposition.
((It's called a contest آپ idiot))
Oh, shut up!
Anyway, as I کہا *tapes Sam's mouth closed* I have a competition!
Holly's mask is supposed to be domino themed, but I don't want a Robin domino mask یا one the sidekicks wear. I want something unique, individual, and awesome. Here's the contest:
GOAL: Draw/make/Whatev a domino mask for Holly, کرائیں جمع it سے طرف کی November 31st in the تصاویر on the club with a link messages to me.
DETAILS: I want the mask to hide her identity (duh) I don't want it to be like Robin's and Speedy's, etc. I want it to be green and decorative.
PRIZE: To the best mask, I'll give the winner "What Matters?" a week before it's release (Dec. 29th) in one big package. The only agreement آپ have to make is no spoilers.
Have fun peeps!
((It's called a contest آپ idiot))
Oh, shut up!
Anyway, as I کہا *tapes Sam's mouth closed* I have a competition!
Holly's mask is supposed to be domino themed, but I don't want a Robin domino mask یا one the sidekicks wear. I want something unique, individual, and awesome. Here's the contest:
GOAL: Draw/make/Whatev a domino mask for Holly, کرائیں جمع it سے طرف کی November 31st in the تصاویر on the club with a link messages to me.
DETAILS: I want the mask to hide her identity (duh) I don't want it to be like Robin's and Speedy's, etc. I want it to be green and decorative.
PRIZE: To the best mask, I'll give the winner "What Matters?" a week before it's release (Dec. 29th) in one big package. The only agreement آپ have to make is no spoilers.
Have fun peeps!