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killer24 Ajax: "Three? Well alright. You can help with making the burgers if you want, get your hands a little messy though." *He started getting out all the ingredients, they'd need to create their own burgers because they'd taste better that way.* (Oh, is it really bad or something? Well, I wouldn't want to push you or anything. ; I don't 'want' a mess, I'd make one sure. XP I enjoy pushing everyone's buttons, but I have an attraction towards women so of course pushing theirs is extra fun! It was indeed, whatever it was at least. XD)

MafiaYJ Odette: i dont mind getting down and dirty! *she said jumped off his back* you just tell me what to do and i'll do it! *she said confidently and hovered around him for directions /no but still, its a whole thing. and who wants to type all that? not me; Pfft well then whats the difference huh? What!? how does that make sense? pushing their buttons cause you like them? what are you, 10? X3 LOL

killer24 Ajax: "Well now that everything is out, before touching anything without the packaging we should wash our hands thoroughly. Make sure they're clean for cooking." *He headed over to the sink and washed his, ready to cook.* "Then we can begin." (Oh I see, well you could just summerise it, a tl;dr version. ; The difference it wanting to make you a mess and just teasing you that you accidentally end up as one. No, not everyone gets it, but rude! I ain't a child! It's just being playful is all, joking and laughing together... Or do adults not do that with those they like?)

MafiaYJ Odette: *she rushed to the sink* i can do that! *she said excitedly, it was going to be fun to do something together like this* i've never cooked with someone before! wow! *she washed her hands furiously* /what am i, an article? XD ; but it wouldnt be an accident cause youd be doing it on purpose!! i guess i did consider it kind of childlike, though adults dont do much better on their own...and now that i think about it...thats exactly the shit i respond to- dammit

killer24 Ajax: "Once we've washed our hands we should be able to start getting the meat ready." *He smiled at her, this was new to him, cooking with someone else, perhaps it'll be nice.* "making your own burger, ever done that before?" (No, I just thought you could summerise it was all. ; It would be an accident because I wouldn't mean to do it on purpose, if it just happened then I wouldn't mind either, I just wouldn't mean to cause it. ; Oh so I'm childlike now? Rude, See it's standard human, to want to laugh and joke with your mates and such. You respond to it? Well yes, we are talking.)

MafiaYJ Odette: *she smiled up at him and handed him the meat* a few times, but it it used to be with my mom and only recently i made some was for a veggie burger so it wasn't the same or as good! /nah still to long, sorry hunny- ; barely a difference at all! You just want me a mess! ; It just reminds me of that saying in grade school that if a boy is mean to you he likes you, which to me is silly! but i like your pesky ways so whom am i to talk? XD

killer24 Ajax: "You made veggie burgers? Then you should have some experience with making burgers." *He looked at her, didn't she dislike of cooking though?* "Wait, does that mean you're a vegetarian then? If that's the case then I don't think making burgers will be good, I've only got meat from them, not anything else." (Well alright, I'll take your word that reading between the lines might make things awkward. ; I do like to make you a mess, but I've already covered that on Snap. ;p ; I'm not sure how I feel about that saying, while I admit there is some truth to it, just look at my poking/teasing and annoyance, but at the same times it's sorta telling girls that if the boy is somewhat abusive her really likes her which is mental. I knew you liked my pesky ways! XD)

MafiaYJ Odette: I guess i have some, but i dont really like cooking so i mostly did any cooking while young. I rarely do it now. *hse looked surprised* what? oh god no! I was just trying to be healthy *she laughed sheepishly* i lasted like- three hours- but i love me my meat! Feed me meat! *she laughed* /yeah we dont do awkward, just silly and occasionally suggestive! X3 ; hehe so you have- ; EXACTLY WHY I DISLIKE THAT i hated it when i heard and still hear people say that. DUMB AF is what is is. But yes yes, i do enjoy your pesky ways- hmph! the only pesky boi i like is you.

killer24 Ajax: "Perhaps I should teach you a few things, quick easy meals no?" *He smiled at her and relaxed going back to preparing the meat.* "Your trying to be healthy lasted three hours? Of my, that is amusing...." *He smirked and snickered, does she even hear herself sometimes?* "Noted, you love meat and I should feed it to you." (Yes, awkward wouldn't be so good, I like silly and suggestive, hopefully, they don't turn things awkward. ; I'm glad, you understand now, I like to make you a mess, even if it's on accident at times. ; I'm glad you understand as well, it annoyed me as a kid when I'd dislike someone and they'd only get told I had a crush or something on them because I openly dislike them. Well, I'm glad you do, probably not the best to admit it really. I'm the only one huh? Well aren't I special.)

MafiaYJ Odette: uh sure if you want. Im not sure how well i'll be able to do it but im down to try! *she smiled and laughed* yeah, meat is way better than any vegetable! Feed me any meat you have! *she nodded with a grin* /ah i dont think so, we've been doing rather swimmingly so far if you ask me! ; you always claim its an accident. ; god i hated that as a kid too. like shut up, he doesnt like me he's an a--hole! its too late for me, i've already admitted to it so many times, what harm will it do me now? XD you are special, duh, thats why i let ou be a pesky boi

killer24 Ajax: *This girl, was she doing it on purpose? All these double-entendres. He shook his head at her and laughed.* "You are a weird one alright! Alright then I'll feed you any meat I have, but for now, we'll stick to food eh?" *He winked and poked her before looking back over the meat for now.* (Oh yes, very swimmingly indeed. Gotta love our silly suggestive banter! ; I do, that is because it is! ; I was generally the boy in that scenario but details eh. Well while it can't do you any better, I might get worse, goad me on as it were. XD Aw, you flatter me so much, well I'm glad you love my pesky nature!)

MafiaYJ Odette: *she didnt realize anything sounded strange, when she wasn't on a heist, she barely paid any mind to double entendres that would have made for good quips* of course we stick to food what else- *she paused and then turned to him, her ears flat back and a wide mischievous grin* Ajax Knight! Wow! /it is very fun! X3 you do such a good job at it too! ; Pfft i believe 0% of that ; XD no yeah i understood terrible for both sides is what i was trying to say. Oh my, i might try not to goad you on anymore than i have before for my own saftey X3 i do love it, curse you, my darling :3

killer24 Ajax: *He laughed aloud as she finally realised, she was so innocent and cute, it made him feel a tiny bit guilty for slowly corrupting her... A tiny bit.* "What?! You said it! Do you not hear yourself sometimes? Practically a walking deposit of euphemisms and innuendos." *He wanted to just give her a big hug right then and there but they had cooking that needed to be done, perhaps after he would indulge that desire.* (I do such a good job? Pfft, Nah! Speak for yourself, such silly and suggestive comments you make! XD; A happy little accident! to quote a certain painter. ; Oh yes, quite so, but at least that was for children nothing so coy now. Oh, you're very safe, well not from getting embarrassed or flustered, but mentally and physically. No need to curse me, I'm just happy and glad you love it, much like Babs and Odette screams out my guys' name's alongside an 'Oh God!' you do the same, only more exasperated and while shaking your head. XD)

MafiaYJ Odette: *she gave him a shove with her shoulder, laughing and shaking her head* I did not hear it! Why are you even thinking about that kind of meat when we have perfectly good edible meat right here!? *she motioned to the food* you're so weird! tsk, besides, innuendos are meant for guards who get a kick to the face! /well they seem to come very naturally to us dont they? XD ; Mr.Ross would not approve XD ; Indeed! i do mean my emotional safety T3T XD OH MY! XD you kill me. Glad we are aware my "oh god, Caine!" is different from Babs and Odettes "Oh God, Alex/Ajax" definitely more exasperation, 1000% more! XD interesting how the tone make all the differnce

killer24 Ajax: "It's just a joke, no one is actually eating that kind of meat." *He shook his head and chuckled at her, such an innocent woman.* "Wait, so you can mean them huh? Poor guards, hearing something so suggestive only to get kicked in the face..." *They had almost gotten lost in their laughing and conversation that he had failed to instruct her on what to do next, automatically working on their burgers.* (I wouldn't say completely natural, but yes, we are quite in tune with our... comedic desires? ; Not many would of me and my methods. ; Well I can't help that, I thought I was rather nice to you all things considered, oh well, back to teasing. XD; I killed her again, oops. Yes, I figured it would be more exasperated and with a different tone... But I just put that down to you being shy and me not being physically there. ;p I jest, of course, I don't mind your version of crying out my name. XD)

MafiaYJ Odette: At least not now *she winked and burst into laughter and grinned at him* yeah thats the point! i do enjoy face kicking, its relaxing, she had totally forgot she was supposed to be doing something too, she was just busy sort of looking at him* /quite in tune indeed! ; XD i wouldn't think they would ; oh gee yay! XD ; You do have a nasty habit of murdering me- OH HO is that that so? Bold of you to assume i'd change my tune if you were here with me! in fact it might even be more exasperated X3 that oh so implies you wouldn't mind the other one either ;3 XD

killer24 Ajax: *He cocked his brow at her, was she trying to make an innuendo now?* "Oh trust me, darling, when that time comes I'll make sure you enjoy every second of it." *He winked back at her, if his hands hadn't been busy he'd have pulled her in and given a little nibble on her neck.* (I do love it so!; But it's ever so fun and delightful, some would approve though!; I do it seems, sorry about that I honestly don't mean to. ; Oh you would, well at first but things might change... The other one? Which might that be then, love? I'm sure I'd love to hear it as well. ;)

MafiaYJ Odette: i believe it! *she grinned at him and laughed when he winked* okay okay, enough jokes, what in the world do i do now? *she looked down at her hands and the food* im lost- /we both do! :3 ; oh yes, like who? ; well at least you dont mean it! ; they would change would they? how so? and yes the other one, a little less exasperated and a little more pleasured ;)

killer24 Ajax: "Oh right, sorry, I was so distracted by talking to you that I forgot about the burgers." *He looked down finally noticing his hands had been busy at work, half the meat was formed into patties already, guess he should leave the rest to her.* "Well come over here, bout time to get those hands dirty. You can finish forming the rest of the patties." (That's a good thing then! ; Like me, you, our characters... the list goes on and on. XD; No, I would never mean to murder you, tease you sure, but not murder! ; Oh I'm sure you can guess, a little exasperated a little more excited... ;p Ooh, I do like the sound of that, I wonder how you would sound!)

MafiaYJ Odette: *she laughed and then her eyes widened* oh whoa- you actually did stuff!? how the hell? *she moved over to take his spot and worked on what he told her too* this feels disgusting by the way, just thought you should know. (it is :) ; OH, in that case, yes, yes it does! ; you just murdered me in the last chats and rps over! ; more excited indeed! ;3 i'm sure you do, perhaps i send over a little sound bite ;) )

killer24 Ajax: "I can multi-task it seems, acting on habit perhaps?" *He chuckled and watched her handle and mould the meat.* "Yes, it does." *Walking behind her he wrapped his arms around her to try and guide her a little, it wouldn't make her very happy if they didn't come out wrong.* (Well then, can't argue with my logic like always. ; I have an awful habit of getting blamed for it... My bad, I promise to stop being suspicious, so you stop assuming it was me. XD; Yes, you would be. Oh my, wouldn't that be a treat, seducing me with that voice of yours?)

MafiaYJ Odette: Full of tricks arent you? or am i just that simple? *she muttered to herself at that and was startled when he helped her from behind* i-i can do it! *she said a bit defensively* /Seems ya cant XD ; so you'll keep murdering me, i'm using this as evidence that you do indeed murder me! ; i realy doubt i can seduce anyone with my voice, let alone you!

killer24 Ajax: "I know you can but I just want to make sure you can do it well. I wouldn't want you to get upset when your second attempt might not turn out perfect." *He carefully guided her hands, making sure she understood how to mould the meat. As an added challenge he blew gently on her neck and whispered into both her human and cat ears.* (Well I shall give this round to you then. ; What? What evidence? I don't see anything that would classify as evidence! I'm innocent, I didn't murder anyone!; You'd be surprised and we won't know until we try will we, don't worry you won't be alone, I'll try to.)

MafiaYJ Odette: *she frowned and it turned into a pout but she let him guide her hands and she shook her head every time he blew on her, her cat ears twitched from the sounds and feeling and she could barely think, on instinct, she snarled at him* /YAY I WIN :D *happy noises*; YOU MURDERED ME you cant hide it anymore! ; i dont think i've ever had to really seduce anyone before- i'm going to shatter expectations here- oh dear

killer24 Ajax: *He chuckled at her little snarls, annoying her was so fun for him.* "There, almost done now, then they'll just need to cook. Fresh homemade burgers, was isn't to love about that?" *He kissed her neck and cheek before pulling away to let her finish up. Cooking was his hobby and he wanted to share that with her, even if he got a little bossy and forceful while doing so.* (For now, yes you win. *rolls eyes *; I did not, where is your evidence? Not there, it was posted a few days ago so it's my alibi! ; You think I have? Sure, how do you think I got into uni? Seduced everyone with my sexy military history knowledge. XD Don't worry, you won't shatter anything, you can't shatter what isn't there, I'm curious, not expectant. Oh yeah* XD)