Some jokes I found, describing the epic badassness of Bauer. :D


1.If آپ wake up in the morning, it’s because Jack Bauer spared your life.

2.Upon hearing that he was played سے طرف کی Kiefer Sutherland, Jack Bauer killed Sutherland. Jack Bauer gets played سے طرف کی no man.

3.If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Meyers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he’d shoot Nina twice.

4.Jack Bauer killed 93 people in just 4 days time. Wait, that is a real fact.

5.Jack Bauer got Hellen Keller to talk.

6.Jack Bauer was never addicted to heroin. Heroin was addicted to Jack Bauer.

7.Jack Bauer’s favorite...

1- Tony Almeida and Michelle Dessler-Almeida



Status: Married

Favorite: Tony Almeida

Favorite Ship Name: Tichelle

Tony: Alive

Michelle: Dead

Favorite plot involving the two of them: Their choices when the other is in danger (Tony in S3 and Michelle in S4)



2- Jack Bauer and Renee Walker



Status: Together

Favorite: Jack

Favorite Ship Name: Janee

Jack: Alive

Renee: Dead

Favorite plot involving the two of them: Undercover with Red Square



3- Jack Bauer and Audrey Raines



Status: Dated

Favorite: Jack

Favorite Ship Name: Jaudrey

Jack: Alive

Audrey: Dead

Favorite plot involving the two of them: All of...