NOT MINE!!!
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Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? میل ای them to me here. Anyway, آپ know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. آپ try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time آپ start to type a word beginning with A یا R, آپ accidentally type Alan یا Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. آپ buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two سیکنڈ archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. آپ must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. آپ spend مزید money on buying Alan birthday presents than آپ spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your دوستوں all look at آپ whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. آپ buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all دن standing اگلے to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. آپ have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, یا other Alan Rickman related names.
12. آپ buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, یا Nottingham.
13. آپ read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call آپ up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. آپ read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though آپ know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. آپ want to get into Alan's pants, even though آپ know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. آپ have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice آپ page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has مزید pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, آپ decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. آپ paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your بستر so that's he's the last person آپ see when آپ go to sleep and first person to see when آپ wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, فلمیں of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and فلمیں influenced سے طرف کی Alan.
25. آپ are constantly mesmerized سے طرف کی Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. آپ spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen منٹ clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do آپ like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. آپ can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan فلمیں were filmed in which cities.
30. آپ declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. آپ find that your daily speech consists of مزید than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. آپ measure time سے طرف کی the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. آپ surf through the فہرست of Alan فلمیں on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. آپ know مزید about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. آپ buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. آپ see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and آپ get all flustered, even though آپ already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. آپ attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston یونیورسٹی just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and آپ can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. آپ find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet آپ decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. آپ read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask آپ who the king of England is, and آپ say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask آپ who the wealthiest person in the world is, and آپ say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask آپ to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and آپ say, "Kevin Costner."
43. آپ buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. آپ officially change your birthdate so that your astrology sign will be مزید compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. آپ ditch your education and job, and اقدام to London to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your دوستوں begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and آپ ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are آپ sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. آپ buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your دوستوں refuse to take آپ to showings of Love Actually, for fear آپ might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The ہار is mine, bitch! The ہار is mine!"
49. آپ make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when آپ walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, آپ know that he's referring to you.
50. آپ spend مزید money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than آپ do on food.
51. آپ have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so آپ can hear thirty سیکنڈ of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because آپ tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your دل out with a spoon!"
55. آپ actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. آپ can فہرست سے طرف کی name مزید than four موسیقی CDs (yes, that's right, four موسیقی compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. آپ actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A مچھلی sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Love Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. آپ nearly die of shock whenever آپ hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. آپ nearly die of happiness whenever آپ hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and آپ have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. آپ have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because آپ think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night آپ listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. آپ learn to play the piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. آپ can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. آپ pride yourself on the fact that آپ can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. آپ can correctly identify an Alan movie سے طرف کی the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. آپ can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. دوستوں mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Love with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Love Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. آپ are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and فلمیں like Moulin Rouge, which does not سٹار, ستارہ your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but آپ can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. آپ are the مصنف of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other شائقین boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but آپ only laugh in their face, because آپ believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying آپ can recite Alan's filmography is like saying آپ can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening آپ press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. آپ have enough Alan autographs to پیپر وال up your room.
77. آپ read lists like these and get depressed, because آپ haven't done two یا three of these things, and آپ feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, آپ buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, آپ buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. آپ learn how to tango just in case one دن آپ and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed سے طرف کی S_k. Thanks!)
80. آپ hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed سے طرف کی Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. آپ plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when آپ say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that آپ want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, آپ fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your دوستوں have lists of words that آپ associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so آپ won't talk about him. آپ talk about him anyway.
85. آپ make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted سے طرف کی Eden! Thanks!)
86. آپ post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every دن آپ wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. آپ hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed سے طرف کی Petra. Thanks!)
90. آپ are a lesbian but are still in love with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed سے طرف کی Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. آپ can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply سے طرف کی hearing the موسیقی that overlays the credits.(Contributed سے طرف کی Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" مزید than 10 times, even though it makes آپ want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed سے طرف کی Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and آپ see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and آپ literally jump because for a moment آپ think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed سے طرف کی Satai. Thanks!)
94. When آپ go out with کہا friend and آپ start silently counting the منٹ until آپ can get back ہوم to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed سے طرف کی Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. آپ download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling آپ how depressed he is and that آپ can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how آپ could make him feel better. (Contributed سے طرف کی Simone. Thanks!)
96. آپ start dating a random guy named Alan just so آپ can say that name to someone who's kissed آپ before. (Contributed سے طرف کی Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. آپ send an میل ای to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of آپ will hit it off and اگلے time you're in London آپ get to have رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with her and Alan. (Contributed سے طرف کی Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)
found here:
link
Ah, the obligatory obsession page that seems to be on every Alan Rickman fanpage. Well, I got one too! Any contributions? میل ای them to me here. Anyway, آپ know you're obsessed with Alan Rickman when...
1. آپ try to act and dress like Snape, even though you're a girl.
2. Every time آپ start to type a word beginning with A یا R, آپ accidentally type Alan یا Rickman.
3. Spoons hold a special meaning for you.
4. All of your conversations manage to find their way to the topic of Alan.
5. آپ buy Die Hard 3 for the sole reason of owning a two سیکنڈ archive footage of Alan falling off of the building.
6. It's not enough to run one webpage dedicated to Alan Rickman. آپ must have at least three.
7. Alan's fanmail agency has a special file folder labelled with your name.
8. آپ spend مزید money on buying Alan birthday presents than آپ spend on your friend's birthdays.
9. Your دوستوں all look at آپ whenever Alan Rickman is mentioned.
10. آپ buy a season pass to Magic Mountain and spend all دن standing اگلے to the roller coasters in hopes of seeing Alan drop by.
11. آپ have named all of your pets Snape, Hans, Nottingham, Metatron, یا other Alan Rickman related names.
12. آپ buy pets in order to name them Snape, Hans, یا Nottingham.
13. آپ read the Alan Rickman biography, and don't learn anything new.
14. Rima has to call آپ up whenever she needs to know something about her manfriend.
15. Your idea of a nighttime lullaby is listening to Alan Rickman narrate "The Return Of The Native."
16. آپ read through the Alan Rickman filmography, even though آپ know you've got it fully memorized.
17. According to you, Die Hard and Robin ڈاکو, ہڈ Prince Of Thieves were tragedies.
18. آپ want to get into Alan's pants, even though آپ know he's technically old enough to be your grandfather.
19. آپ have actually attempted some moves off of the Ways To Get Alan To Notice آپ page.
20. You've read through the Alan Versus God page and agree with it wholeheartedly.
21. Your personal homepage has مزید pictures and information about Alan Rickman than you.
22. Instead of decorating your school binder with Alan Rickman pictures, آپ decide to decorate the school with Alan Rickman pictures.
23. آپ paste an Alan Rickman picture to the ceiling above your بستر so that's he's the last person آپ see when آپ go to sleep and first person to see when آپ wake up.
24. Your movie collection is categorized into Alan Rickman movies, فلمیں of actors who have co-starred with Alan, and فلمیں influenced سے طرف کی Alan.
25. آپ are constantly mesmerized سے طرف کی Alan.
26. You've read the above statement and actually get what I'm talking about.
27. آپ spend upwards of a hundred and fifty bucks for the Beckett On Film DVD set, featuring a fifteen منٹ clip of Alan encrused with rusty green makeup and sitting in a funeral urn.
28. People ask you, "Do آپ like Alan Rickman?" and you're too choked up with emotion to say anything.
29. آپ can view a map of the world and correctly identify which Alan فلمیں were filmed in which cities.
30. آپ declare February 21 a national holiday.
31. آپ find that your daily speech consists of مزید than fifty percent Alan Rickman movie quotes.
32. آپ measure time سے طرف کی the dates of Alan movie premieres.
33. آپ surf through the فہرست of Alan فلمیں on Amazon.com, even though you've already bought all of them.
34. آپ know مزید about Snape than JK Rowling does.
35. آپ buy an extra DVD player, just so it can play on loop that special scene from Dark Harbor.
36. آپ see copies of Truly Madly Deeply at the video store and آپ get all flustered, even though آپ already own three copies of that movie at home.
37. آپ attend Applied Microeconomics classes at Kingston یونیورسٹی just so Rima Horton can be your teacher, and آپ can suck up to her for the purpose of getting close to her manfriend.
38. آپ find out that Ms. Horton retired July 2002, and yet آپ decide to take Applied Econ at Kingston anyway.
39. آپ read lists like this one and wonder how in the world the Webmistress got a hold of your daily schedule.
40. People ask آپ who the king of England is, and آپ say, "Alan Rickman."
41. People ask آپ who the wealthiest person in the world is, and آپ say, "Rima Horton."
42. People ask آپ to name one person off of the FBI's most wanted criminal list, and آپ say, "Kevin Costner."
43. آپ buy yards of velvet and rustle it around to hear if it really sounds like Alan Rickman.
44. آپ officially change your birthdate so that your astrology sign will be مزید compatible with Alan's Pisces.
45. آپ ditch your education and job, and اقدام to London to become a mailman on Alan's street.
46. Your دوستوں begin talking about Harry, Hermione and Ron, and آپ ask them, "Wait, who are they again and are آپ sure they were in that movie Severus Snape And The Sorcerer's Stone?"
47. آپ buy a whole bunch of airbags and pad them around the bottoms of tall buildings, so that if Hans Gruber falls down one of them, he wouldn't have to die.
48. Your دوستوں refuse to take آپ to showings of Love Actually, for fear آپ might throw yourself at the screen and shout, "The ہار is mine, bitch! The ہار is mine!"
49. آپ make your hair look like black wires, eat garlic to make your breath stinky, speak in an annoying voice, and plod heavily when آپ walk, so that whenever Alan recites Shakespeare's Sonnet 130, آپ know that he's referring to you.
50. آپ spend مزید money on stationary, stamps, and other necessities for fanmail than آپ do on food.
51. آپ have bartered out half of the CDs in your CD collection to buy Charlie Dore's Things Change, just so آپ can hear thirty سیکنڈ of Alan Rickman listing out various types of dances.
52. It's not enough to succeed in meeting Alan Rickman outside of the stage door. Others must fail. (My, posessive, aren't we?)
53. Bruce Willis has a restraining order on you, because آپ tried to kill him too many times.
54. Your first words in this world were, "I'll cut your دل out with a spoon!"
55. آپ actually know what I'm talking about when I mention Blind Corner, Wetherby, Bodas De Sangre, and Eco-Challenge Argentina.
56. آپ can فہرست سے طرف کی name مزید than four موسیقی CDs (yes, that's right, four موسیقی compact discs) that feature Alan Rickman.
57. آپ actually own all of the aforementioned CDs. (These being the Help! I'm A مچھلی sountrack, Texas' In Demand UK single Part 1, Mike Oldfield's Tubular Bells 2, and Charlie Dore's Things Change. Am I missing any? Edit: Apparently I am! Fellow Rickmaniac Stacey points out that Alan's also in RADA's When Love Speaks, and Victoria Wood's CD, Victoria Wood Encore.)
58. آپ nearly die of shock whenever آپ hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?"
59. آپ nearly die of happiness whenever آپ hear people say, "Who's Alan Rickman?" because that means less people know about him, and آپ have less competition to fight against.
60. Your idea of recreation is polishing your Alan Rickman movie DVD and VHS cases.
61. Files folders in your computer include names like, "Diving Scene Screencaps Backup Set Number 5," "Photos Of Snape Action Figure," and "Alan Interviews Dec. 1989 - Jan. 1990."
62. آپ have a perpetual scar across your cheek, because آپ think it's cool to look like the Sheriff of Nottingham.
63. Every night آپ listessly play half of a Bach duet on the piano, in hopes that Jamie will magically appear at your side with his cello.
64. آپ learn to play the piano in order to accomplish the above.
65. آپ can accurately draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
66. آپ pride yourself on the fact that آپ can draw from memory a picture of Alan's crooked lower teeth.
67. آپ can correctly identify an Alan movie سے طرف کی the fonts used in the opening credits.
68. آپ can recite whole Alan movies, word for word, from memory. Backwards.
69. دوستوں mention the name of any celebrity, and you're able to instantly connect that person to Alan Rickman. ("Missy Elliot? Isn't she the rapper who did a song for the movie Moulin Rouge, which starred Ewan McGregor, who was in Down With Love with Rene Zellwegger, who was in Bridget Jones' Diary with Colin Firth, who was in Love Actually with Alan Rickman?")
70. آپ are not able to accomplish the above, because you've only seen Alan Rickman movies, and فلمیں like Moulin Rouge, which does not سٹار, ستارہ your man, are below your radar.
71. Your Internet gets disconnected, but آپ can still access all of the Alan Rickman fansites offline.
72. آپ are the مصنف of over fifty percent of all Alan fansites on the web.
73. Other شائقین boast they can recite Alan Rickman's filmography, but آپ only laugh in their face, because آپ believe such knowledge is like water and air, and saying آپ can recite Alan's filmography is like saying آپ can recite the alphabet.
74. Alan's bedroom window has an imprint of your face on it, because every evening آپ press your face to the window to watch him sleep. (Okay, that's just creepy.)
75. Alan has used up a whole Sharpie signing autographs for you.
76. آپ have enough Alan autographs to پیپر وال up your room.
77. آپ read lists like these and get depressed, because آپ haven't done two یا three of these things, and آپ feel unworthy of being a fan.
78. For your Potions, I mean, Chemistry teacher's birthday, آپ buy him plastic surgery so that he can look like Professor Snape. If your Chem teacher is a woman, آپ buy her a sex change along with the plastic surgery.
79. آپ learn how to tango just in case one دن آپ and Alan should be at the same social function where there is dancing. (Contributed سے طرف کی S_k. Thanks!)
80. آپ hand out pics of Alan to your female colleagues in order to convert them to him. (Numbers 80 to 84 are contributed سے طرف کی Simone! And they are based on her experiences too! Thanks so much!)
81. آپ plan "Delaford picnics" with your newly converted colleagues. Your colleagues look puzzled when you're wearing anything else than black.
82. Your colleagues grin knowingly when آپ say you're off to the cellar.
83. Your hairdresser knows that آپ want your hair dyed "as black as Severus's". While your hairdresser is putting on the color, آپ fantasize that it's Phil Allen doing your hair.
84. Your دوستوں have lists of words that آپ associate with Alan, and they try to avoid them so آپ won't talk about him. آپ talk about him anyway.
85. آپ make your own personal Severus Snape bedsheets so it looks like you're with him in bed. (Submitted سے طرف کی Eden! Thanks!)
86. آپ post pictures of Alan Rickman in your bathroom.
87. Every دن آپ wait forlornly in the Educational Toys section of the local hobby store in hopes that Severus Snape will "run along and play with his chemistry set."
89. آپ hear Tina Turner's "Simply The Best" and immediately think Alan Rickman. (Contributed سے طرف کی Petra. Thanks!)
90. آپ are a lesbian but are still in love with Alan and dress up like Snape at Halloween for your middle school students and really, really, get into the part. (Contributed سے طرف کی Miss Houde. Thanks!)
91. آپ can tell where in the credits Alan Rickman's name comes up simply سے طرف کی hearing the موسیقی that overlays the credits.(Contributed سے طرف کی Mystic Song. Thanks!)
92. You've listened to the song "Intelligence" مزید than 10 times, even though it makes آپ want to stab your own eardrums out with a dull pencil. Because a true Rickmaniac goes above and beyond obsessed...(Contributed سے طرف کی Dominique. Thanks!)
93. When your friend is surfing the web at her house and آپ see an ad with a house and words across the bottom that say, "Shop For A Loan," and آپ literally jump because for a moment آپ think it says, "Shop For Alan." (Contributed سے طرف کی Satai. Thanks!)
94. When آپ go out with کہا friend and آپ start silently counting the منٹ until آپ can get back ہوم to the computer and come back to "The Slightly Weird Alan Rickman Fansite For Slightly Weird Fans." (Contributed سے طرف کی Satai. I'm glad the site is such a positive influence on your social life! Woot!)
95. آپ download Marvin The Robot (Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy) screensaver. Just to hear Alan telling آپ how depressed he is and that آپ can't make him feel better. Then start thinking about how آپ could make him feel better. (Contributed سے طرف کی Simone. Thanks!)
96. آپ start dating a random guy named Alan just so آپ can say that name to someone who's kissed آپ before. (Contributed سے طرف کی Snapie666. Thanks!)
97. آپ send an میل ای to Rima using your Political Science Major to ask her questions, only hoping that the two of آپ will hit it off and اگلے time you're in London آپ get to have رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا with her and Alan. (Contributed سے طرف کی Alan Rocks My Socks. Thanks!)