The اگلے دن I woke up at 6:00 a.m. and got ready. I had to be at my bus stop سے طرف کی 8:00 a.m. 7:50 rolled سے طرف کی and I put my shoes on, and lifted my heavy پچھواڑے, گدا backpack onto my shoulders.
“I’m leaving Humphrey!”
Humphrey rushed down. He jumped into my arms and gave my a nice long kiss. His tongue was soft and sweet. I put him down and opened the door.
“Uriah wait!”
“Yeah?”
“I want to say something.”
“Go ahead.”
“I love you.”
I smiled, “Oh I love آپ too!”
I hugged him and headed out. It was probably about 7:56 سے طرف کی the time I headed out. I was about half was down my سٹریٹ, گلی when I saw my bus stop at the end of the road.
“Shit I gotta run!” I yelled.
I ran to my bus. Janet, my bus driver is very lenient when it comes to the kids being late to the bus stop.
“Thanks for waiting,” I said.
“You’re welcome.”
She drove off and soon arrived at my school. I ride bus number 1, but at one time it was 7. 31 and 4 were actually already at the scholl with 19 trailing behind us. I came to my friend Nick and sat down.
“Hey, Nick, Humphrey is living with me at my house. We made out! How do آپ feel about that?”
“Humphrey’s not fucking real fucking fucker!”
If I knew my friend Nick, he probably کہا the F-word 100 times a day. He was a small kid too, but سے طرف کی his actions, he seems like a bully.
“Screw you!”
At about 8:40, five منٹ before school started, my other friend, Shane arrived.
“Wassup,” I greeted
“Hey,” Shane said.
“Humphrey from Alpha and Omega is living with me at my house.”
“I’d wonder about you, but it’d take up too many brain cells.”
I always loved when he کہا that. First and سیکنڈ period passed and I came to my third period which was Spanish. My friend, Mark sat اگلے to me in in that class.
“Humphrey is living with me at my house,” I said.
“I haven’t heard آپ say anything smart.”
“You remind me of Shane.”
“Am I as boring as him?”
“Good point.”
“I hate how Humphrey is blue!”
“Why?”
“I hate Humphrey and blue is my پسندیدہ color.”
“Ahh! I got the message.”
The rest of the دن past and I got on my bus to go home. Humphrey was impatient and was freaking out. He started to get in a motion that looked like he was mounting the ground. I came through the door and he rushed to me and jumped into my arms.
“Oh man! I missed آپ much! Don’t leave me like that again! I don’t think I can handle it!”
“I have to do that every دن Monday through Friday.”
Humphrey fell to the ground.
“I don’t love آپ anymore. I’m out to find someone else.”
I thought for a منٹ یا two.
“Humphrey, maybe آپ can come with me.”
“I can? Thank you!”
“Tomorrow آپ can sneak out with me.”
“Cool! So, your parents aren’t going to be back for a few hours, we can do anything.”
“Yeah. What do آپ want to do?”
“Can we pay some video games?”
“You want to? Do آپ know how to play?”
“I’ll guess.”
“Alright, we’ll try.”
I put Halo Reach in my Xbox and we started playing. I also showed him how to play.
“I’ll go easy on you. This is your first time playing.”
Humphrey killed me before I could take one shot.
“Woah! Ok, I’ll go a little harder on…”
He killed me again.
“Ok, I’m going all my skill.”
He took me down even with all my skill.
“I don’t know how you’re so good!”
My parents got ہوم the night passed nice. That night, Humphrey and I laid together again.
“Hey Uriah.”
“Yeah?”
“Do آپ think we could go a little further with our love?”
“Huh?”
“You know, stick and pot.”
I still was puzzled. Humphrey showed me the sign.
“Oh that! Ooh! That’s a big advancement, as much as I’d love to I just don’t know.”
Humphrey gave me his begging face. He wanted it.
“Alright, lets go!”
I started kissing him first. There wasn’t anything coming yet. He rolled on سب, سب سے اوپر of me, however, he fell asleep before he made one thrust.
“Umm, Humphrey.”
He didn’t answer.
“We can sleep like this tonight.”
The اگلے morning, Humphrey got up with me.
“I’m heading to work goat!” My dad said.
“Bye dad! Love you!”
My mom also was out to work.
“Alight, it 7:50. I usually leave about this time.”
“Ok why do we leave so early if آپ school starts at 8:45?”
“I have to be at the bus stop سے طرف کی 8:00.”
“Oh.”
We walked to the bus stop. I drew a lot of attention. Not only that, but I also got مزید respect.
“Hey Uriah, who’s the wolf?” Sydney, a girl that like to mess with me asked.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi! I like you!”
“That’s so creepy!”
I kneed down. When I kneel down, he’s a bit taller than me.
“Dude, آپ can’t say stuff like that.”
“Of sorry! ارے what bus do آپ ride?”
“I ride 1. Sometimes it’ll be 7 though.”
24 actually came and picked us up. Mr. Mike, the driver of 24 is a substitute for the busses. He’s my personal favorite.
“Hey, Mr. Mike!” I greeted.
“What’s goin’ on?”
I sat in the نشست right behind Mr. Mike. I sit there when he drives and when Janet is driving. Mr. Mike saw Humphrey get on and stopped him.
“Woah, wolves aren’t allowed at school.”
“He’s with me,” I said.
“Did آپ get permission?”
“Yeah, I did.”
“Ok, sorry, go ahead.”
“Humphrey, this is Mr. Mike. He is a substitute bus driver, but he’s my personal favorite.”
“Hi, Mr. Mike! I’m Humphrey.”
“Nice to meet you.”
We came across the railroad tracks.
“Oh, also stay سے طرف کی my side. The campus monitors might harass آپ along with the other kids.”
“Why the campus monitors?”
“They’ll say آپ don’t belong here.”
“Oh, why?”
“You know what? I gotta get a pass from the counseling office.”
“Ok, go ahead.”
The bus pulled into the school lot.
“Bye Mr. Mike.”
“Have a good day.”
We nearly got to the counseling office, but we were already harassed سے طرف کی a campus monitor.
“This بھیڑیا can’t be here. He has to go back to where he belongs.”
“I’m going to the counseling office to get permission to bring him.”
“You have to get permission ahead of time. I’ll let آپ do it this time, but اگلے time he has to be taken.”
“Ok, thanks.”
We came into the counseling office.
“That بھیڑیا can’t be in here.”
“That’s what I came in about. I want to get permission to have him at school for the week.”
“He needs to be interviewed first. We can’t have a random بھیڑیا come in here.”
“Ok, thanks. I’ll wait in here.”
About 15 منٹ later they came out.
“It’s a positive. He can be here for a week.”
“Thanks!”
“You need to sign this.”
I signed the paper and Humphrey got a pass. It was about 8:30 and I came to Nick.
“This is Humphrey.”
Nick was speechless.
“Nice to meet you.”
“He’s fucking real!”
Shane came and saw Humphrey.
“It doesn’t take as many brain cells to think about آپ as I originally thought!”
“I told آپ I wasn’t crazy.”
The گھنٹی, بیل rung and we went to first period with Mrs. Dailey.
“Hey, Mrs. Dailey, the counseling office told me to tell all my teachers that my بھیڑیا friend, Humphrey, has to sit in a ڈیسک around me. I have a pass.”
“Ok, he can sit in the empty ڈیسک in front of آپ and behind Keyshaun.”
“Humphrey this is my Social Studies teacher, Mrs. Dailey.”
“Hi! Nice to meet you!”
“Nice to meet آپ too!
Humphrey sat down in front of me. My friend, Alex, (It sounds like I have a lot of دوستوں but I really don’t) saw him.
“Oh wow! I’m sure that’s just a guy in a costume.”
I laughed hard, “Dude, this is really Humphrey.”
“Alex sit down, the bell’s about to ring,” Mrs. Dailey said.
“Ok, then.”
The گھنٹی, بیل rang then the morning announcements came.
“Where’s that voice coming from?” Humphrey asked.
“That’s just the PA speaker.”
Humphrey met my Science teacher Mr. Scholz, and Spanish teacher Mrs. Coleman. During lunch, My English teacher, Mrs. England came.
“Hi Uriah, lovely دن isn’t it?”
“Yup it is.”
Mrs. England continued talking to me in a motherly voice.
“Is that some other family member I should know about?” Humphrey asked.
“No, that’s my English teacher,” I said.
“She’s really mother-like. When do we have her?”
“The اگلے two periods.”
“Is she like that in class?”
“Sometimes.”
The lunch period ended and we went to English. Humphrey easily thought Mrs. England was creepy. He met my P.E. teacher, Mrs. Silva and last he met my Math teacher, Mrs. Carpenter. It was a good day. I can’t believe he loved the whole day. Mr. Mike was sustituting again on the bus.
That night we got to bed. I set my alarm to 5:50.
“I’m leaving Humphrey!”
Humphrey rushed down. He jumped into my arms and gave my a nice long kiss. His tongue was soft and sweet. I put him down and opened the door.
“Uriah wait!”
“Yeah?”
“I want to say something.”
“Go ahead.”
“I love you.”
I smiled, “Oh I love آپ too!”
I hugged him and headed out. It was probably about 7:56 سے طرف کی the time I headed out. I was about half was down my سٹریٹ, گلی when I saw my bus stop at the end of the road.
“Shit I gotta run!” I yelled.
I ran to my bus. Janet, my bus driver is very lenient when it comes to the kids being late to the bus stop.
“Thanks for waiting,” I said.
“You’re welcome.”
She drove off and soon arrived at my school. I ride bus number 1, but at one time it was 7. 31 and 4 were actually already at the scholl with 19 trailing behind us. I came to my friend Nick and sat down.
“Hey, Nick, Humphrey is living with me at my house. We made out! How do آپ feel about that?”
“Humphrey’s not fucking real fucking fucker!”
If I knew my friend Nick, he probably کہا the F-word 100 times a day. He was a small kid too, but سے طرف کی his actions, he seems like a bully.
“Screw you!”
At about 8:40, five منٹ before school started, my other friend, Shane arrived.
“Wassup,” I greeted
“Hey,” Shane said.
“Humphrey from Alpha and Omega is living with me at my house.”
“I’d wonder about you, but it’d take up too many brain cells.”
I always loved when he کہا that. First and سیکنڈ period passed and I came to my third period which was Spanish. My friend, Mark sat اگلے to me in in that class.
“Humphrey is living with me at my house,” I said.
“I haven’t heard آپ say anything smart.”
“You remind me of Shane.”
“Am I as boring as him?”
“Good point.”
“I hate how Humphrey is blue!”
“Why?”
“I hate Humphrey and blue is my پسندیدہ color.”
“Ahh! I got the message.”
The rest of the دن past and I got on my bus to go home. Humphrey was impatient and was freaking out. He started to get in a motion that looked like he was mounting the ground. I came through the door and he rushed to me and jumped into my arms.
“Oh man! I missed آپ much! Don’t leave me like that again! I don’t think I can handle it!”
“I have to do that every دن Monday through Friday.”
Humphrey fell to the ground.
“I don’t love آپ anymore. I’m out to find someone else.”
I thought for a منٹ یا two.
“Humphrey, maybe آپ can come with me.”
“I can? Thank you!”
“Tomorrow آپ can sneak out with me.”
“Cool! So, your parents aren’t going to be back for a few hours, we can do anything.”
“Yeah. What do آپ want to do?”
“Can we pay some video games?”
“You want to? Do آپ know how to play?”
“I’ll guess.”
“Alright, we’ll try.”
I put Halo Reach in my Xbox and we started playing. I also showed him how to play.
“I’ll go easy on you. This is your first time playing.”
Humphrey killed me before I could take one shot.
“Woah! Ok, I’ll go a little harder on…”
He killed me again.
“Ok, I’m going all my skill.”
He took me down even with all my skill.
“I don’t know how you’re so good!”
My parents got ہوم the night passed nice. That night, Humphrey and I laid together again.
“Hey Uriah.”
“Yeah?”
“Do آپ think we could go a little further with our love?”
“Huh?”
“You know, stick and pot.”
I still was puzzled. Humphrey showed me the sign.
“Oh that! Ooh! That’s a big advancement, as much as I’d love to I just don’t know.”
Humphrey gave me his begging face. He wanted it.
“Alright, lets go!”
I started kissing him first. There wasn’t anything coming yet. He rolled on سب, سب سے اوپر of me, however, he fell asleep before he made one thrust.
“Umm, Humphrey.”
He didn’t answer.
“We can sleep like this tonight.”
The اگلے morning, Humphrey got up with me.
“I’m heading to work goat!” My dad said.
“Bye dad! Love you!”
My mom also was out to work.
“Alight, it 7:50. I usually leave about this time.”
“Ok why do we leave so early if آپ school starts at 8:45?”
“I have to be at the bus stop سے طرف کی 8:00.”
“Oh.”
We walked to the bus stop. I drew a lot of attention. Not only that, but I also got مزید respect.
“Hey Uriah, who’s the wolf?” Sydney, a girl that like to mess with me asked.
“This is Humphrey.”
“Hi! I like you!”
“That’s so creepy!”
I kneed down. When I kneel down, he’s a bit taller than me.
“Dude, آپ can’t say stuff like that.”
“Of sorry! ارے what bus do آپ ride?”
“I ride 1. Sometimes it’ll be 7 though.”
24 actually came and picked us up. Mr. Mike, the driver of 24 is a substitute for the busses. He’s my personal favorite.
“Hey, Mr. Mike!” I greeted.
“What’s goin’ on?”
I sat in the نشست right behind Mr. Mike. I sit there when he drives and when Janet is driving. Mr. Mike saw Humphrey get on and stopped him.
“Woah, wolves aren’t allowed at school.”
“He’s with me,” I said.
“Did آپ get permission?”
“Yeah, I did.”
“Ok, sorry, go ahead.”
“Humphrey, this is Mr. Mike. He is a substitute bus driver, but he’s my personal favorite.”
“Hi, Mr. Mike! I’m Humphrey.”
“Nice to meet you.”
We came across the railroad tracks.
“Oh, also stay سے طرف کی my side. The campus monitors might harass آپ along with the other kids.”
“Why the campus monitors?”
“They’ll say آپ don’t belong here.”
“Oh, why?”
“You know what? I gotta get a pass from the counseling office.”
“Ok, go ahead.”
The bus pulled into the school lot.
“Bye Mr. Mike.”
“Have a good day.”
We nearly got to the counseling office, but we were already harassed سے طرف کی a campus monitor.
“This بھیڑیا can’t be here. He has to go back to where he belongs.”
“I’m going to the counseling office to get permission to bring him.”
“You have to get permission ahead of time. I’ll let آپ do it this time, but اگلے time he has to be taken.”
“Ok, thanks.”
We came into the counseling office.
“That بھیڑیا can’t be in here.”
“That’s what I came in about. I want to get permission to have him at school for the week.”
“He needs to be interviewed first. We can’t have a random بھیڑیا come in here.”
“Ok, thanks. I’ll wait in here.”
About 15 منٹ later they came out.
“It’s a positive. He can be here for a week.”
“Thanks!”
“You need to sign this.”
I signed the paper and Humphrey got a pass. It was about 8:30 and I came to Nick.
“This is Humphrey.”
Nick was speechless.
“Nice to meet you.”
“He’s fucking real!”
Shane came and saw Humphrey.
“It doesn’t take as many brain cells to think about آپ as I originally thought!”
“I told آپ I wasn’t crazy.”
The گھنٹی, بیل rung and we went to first period with Mrs. Dailey.
“Hey, Mrs. Dailey, the counseling office told me to tell all my teachers that my بھیڑیا friend, Humphrey, has to sit in a ڈیسک around me. I have a pass.”
“Ok, he can sit in the empty ڈیسک in front of آپ and behind Keyshaun.”
“Humphrey this is my Social Studies teacher, Mrs. Dailey.”
“Hi! Nice to meet you!”
“Nice to meet آپ too!
Humphrey sat down in front of me. My friend, Alex, (It sounds like I have a lot of دوستوں but I really don’t) saw him.
“Oh wow! I’m sure that’s just a guy in a costume.”
I laughed hard, “Dude, this is really Humphrey.”
“Alex sit down, the bell’s about to ring,” Mrs. Dailey said.
“Ok, then.”
The گھنٹی, بیل rang then the morning announcements came.
“Where’s that voice coming from?” Humphrey asked.
“That’s just the PA speaker.”
Humphrey met my Science teacher Mr. Scholz, and Spanish teacher Mrs. Coleman. During lunch, My English teacher, Mrs. England came.
“Hi Uriah, lovely دن isn’t it?”
“Yup it is.”
Mrs. England continued talking to me in a motherly voice.
“Is that some other family member I should know about?” Humphrey asked.
“No, that’s my English teacher,” I said.
“She’s really mother-like. When do we have her?”
“The اگلے two periods.”
“Is she like that in class?”
“Sometimes.”
The lunch period ended and we went to English. Humphrey easily thought Mrs. England was creepy. He met my P.E. teacher, Mrs. Silva and last he met my Math teacher, Mrs. Carpenter. It was a good day. I can’t believe he loved the whole day. Mr. Mike was sustituting again on the bus.
That night we got to bed. I set my alarm to 5:50.
