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dragonzord1993 said:
Let me give آپ some advice: Don't bother with Hetalia. Seriously, for the sake of your brain cells, آپ do not want to suffer through مزید than one episode. Hell, آپ already watched one episode too many, and I'm going to فہرست some very valid reasons why آپ should just stop right there. 1. Story. There is absolutely no plot whatsoever to drive this shitty دکھائیں forward. Then again, that could probably be attributed to the fact that it parodies WWII, which brings us to the اگلے problem... 2. Parody. The fact that Hetalia parodies WWII is already a bad sign. Since it's spoofing and mocking a real world event, that alone gives it less freedom to develop a story and flesh itself out a little (should've followed Excel Saga's example and just parody a different thing every episode). Not only that, but it does a very poor job of spoofing, since not a single joke is funny. That brings us yet again to another problem... 3. Humor... یا lack thereof. The only way you'll find Hetalia funny is if آپ like to laugh at فلمیں such as Spy Hard, Disaster Movie, and Meet the Spartans (so in other words, if you're a پرستار of فلمیں made سے طرف کی Friedberg and Seltzer, Hetalia is right up your alley). There is not a shred of good humor to be found. Let me ask this: How is some waste-of-space jerk-off stuffing hamburgers in his mouth funny? How is Britain putting together references to both Dumbledore and Dora the Explorer in a magic spell funny? It's like referencing the Milkshake song while making fun of the Milkshake speech from There Will Be Blood. It isn't funny. آپ know what it is? It's fucking stupid. 4. Animation. The 'cutesy' artstyle in Hetalia is painfully overdone to the point that it looks like what would happen if My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic was animated سے طرف کی AKOM Productions. Also, I might add that none of the characters are unique in terms of character design, since most of them share the same hair-style and such. Speaking of characters... 5. Characters. This is probably Hetalia's biggest crime. NONE of the characters have any likable qualities whatsoever. آپ literally have no reason to like any of the characters. Italy is an annoying little کتیا, کتيا that needs to be tortured Hellraiser style, Japan has all the personality of a piss puddle, France is nothing مزید than a shit-eating rapist, Canada is basically a Redshirt character that never dies... I could go on. Not a single character gets any amount of character development, with the exception of America. However, even HIS development (or rather what little he has) doesn't help him much since it's spread out through FIVE episodes. A competent عملی حکمت such as Cowboy Bebop would give each character reasons to be liked, character development, and would dispense them in usually just one یا two episodes. There. I just gave آپ five valid reasons why Hetalia sucks and آپ should avoid it. If آپ want a GOOD comedy anime, go check out Soul Eater.
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