What if آپ heard a "meow" under your بستر and آپ went under and آپ saw Alphonse Elric with cat eyes on his face?

I would get up pull him out from under my بستر and say WTF bro why آپ in my room and under my بستر GTFO but first teach me alchemy

I would keep him and look after him until ed comes and picks him up

Kill him and say, "Go away."