1# Scream, "Sebastian is just too sexy, Sebastian is just too sexy!"
2# Every time he serves food say, "There's a spot right there."
3# Whenever آپ see a spider, kill it in front of Claude.
4# Invite Grell over to crush on Claude (in exchange for one گھنٹہ with Sebastian alone).
5# Ask him if he likes Hannah and wants to adopt the triplets.
6# Run around the mansion nude and yell at Claude, "WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES??"
7# Come ہوم with a cat and name it Sebastian.
8# Hug Claude and never let him go.
9# Throw a party and have everyone dress up like cats.
10# Tell Claude that his crochet needle and stuff has been eaten سے طرف کی a cat.
11# Ask Claude constantly, "Are آپ a sadist, are آپ a sadist?"
12# Ask Claude to pose on his بستر shirtless.
13# Tell Claude, "Sebastian makes better چائے than you!" every دن when its چائے time.
14# Scream the سیکنڈ آپ wake up, "I wanna form a contract with Sebastian, he's hotter!"
15# Ask Claude,"Sssssoooo, how long have آپ and Hannah been going out? Aren't the Triplets adorable?"
16# Ask Claude to start wipping آپ every time آپ use the bathroom.
17# Tell Claude to dress up as a cat and purr while shaking his butt.
18# Dump a litter of kittens into Claude's room and say آپ wanted to start a family.
19# Ask Claude if in his true form he really is as hairy as a spider.
20# Scream, "You must be retarded to fight with باورچی خانے, باورچی خانہ utensils.”
21# Tell the Triplets to start caressing Claude for no reason.
22# Ask Claude to take of his clothes and then say "Ole!" every time Alois walks by.
23# Stare at Claude without saying anything for as long as آپ can.
24# Every time آپ see Claude, burst into laughter and slap him on the back.
25# Hang up a picture of Sebastian in Claude's room and say (when he confronts you) "Aw, آپ know he's your BAE homie!" and then skip away singing My Little Homie.
26# Throw holy water at him and yell, "Get clean آپ demon!!!"
27# Ask Claude if he can give آپ a piggy back ride around the world saying, "Yes your highness”, the whole time.
28# Exchange all of Claude's clothes for گلابی tu-tu's with cats on them.
29# Ask Claude what's the weather up there every time آپ see him (since he's really tall XD)
30# Tell Claude to take a nap while آپ take a walk in the gardens- in actuality آپ go and shave all his hair off and leave a note سے طرف کی his بستر saying: What shampoo did آپ use??? Too bad آپ don't have any hair now.
35# Ask Claude if he wears underwear.
36# Tell Sebastian and Ciel to come over and talk about cats.
37# Tell Claude to شاور with you.
38# Say to Claude, "Don't آپ wish that آپ were so hot like me?" and say it over and over.
39# Lick yourself all over while in Claude's presence.
40# Jump on Alois's بستر right after Claude makes it.
41# Squeal like a little girl every time Claude looks at you.
42# Play 'Poker Face' every time Claude passes you.
43# Burst into Claude's room and say, "Dance with me آپ hot piece of guy"
44# Ask "Why" to everything Claude says.
45# Every time Claude serves آپ tea, say (in a british accent), "Why are آپ so proper?" then pour the چائے all over Claude and break the چائے pot.
46# Ask Claude why he put the Faustian Contract on Alois's tongue, then say, "Dude, that's wrong on so many levels."
47# Cry the whole دن non-stop while screaming, "Why آپ not mine Claude Baby?"
48# Say to Claude every time آپ see him, "Don't آپ wish آپ were as hot as Sebastian?"
49# Get onto Alois's بستر and say, "Hot Lips, Dirty Hips, Sexy Smile, Sebby Style" while talking in a Dracula Accent.
50# Tell Claude that the reason he's not hot is because he's secretly a vampire and that Sebastian will always be hotter (not to mention sexier) than him even if he was Sebastian (LOL).
If آپ do happen to still be alive (or just really really like this article) give me a thumbs up and send my love to Claude. آپ may be بتھ, مرغابی taped to Sebastian going a ship to Africa if you're lucky enough XD!