I met this really kinky girl last night. 'Humiliate me,' she کہا ... So I bought her a Tottenham shirt



Haringey council has blocked Tottenham's plans to build a new ground on Northumberland Park. A town hall ذریعہ said: 'We don't mind having a funfair there once a year, but a circus every fortnight is a bit much.'



'I was playing Scrabble and had enough letters to make 'Tottenham Hotspur Football Club'. I was gutted when I found out it was only worth two points.'



Tesco are releasing new Oxo cubes in Spurs colours. Customers are told to look out for laughing stocks.



A young boy goes to social services...