#1:
Woods: (catch phrase) آپ CAN'T KILL ME!!


#2:
Mason: Woods, آپ look like hammered shit!
Woods: Looks don't count for shit in the jungle. This is 'Nam baby!


#3:
Woods: (when Mason "player" shoots him) آپ do that again! I'll kill you!


#4:
Woods: Back in '64, the CIA gave up control of covert operations in South-East Asia... handed it over to the US military. From that, MAC-V-SOG was born. Now aside from being a base for the Marine Corps, Khe Sanh is our launching point for all cross-border activities. Mostly Laos and Cambodia. Missions are S&D, sabotage, black propaganda, strategic reconnaissance,...

Been seeing it about four months now, and it's the most "quotable" series EVER...

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#1:
(live audience scene):
Peele: What I often do.. I take note of things my girl dose wrong, and call her on it at the right times.
Key: (pretending to be the girl) Jordon, why'd آپ leave the toilet نشست up?
Peele: کتیا, کتيا WHY WAS آپ LATE LAST NIGHT, AND I DIDN'T SAY NOTHING!?


#2:
(live audience scene):
Girl in audience: (laughing too hard)
Key: Ma'am... Breath.


#3:
Key: (texting angrily) do آپ even WANT to hang out!?
Peele: (texting calmly) Like I said...

BEST OF ANDERSON:

Anderson: Please support the official release, آپ protestant fuckbucket.

Alucard: Well. Now that's over with. Let's go back to my place and eat my پسندیدہ cereal- (gets decapitacated)
Anderson: Now that that's over with, let's go to my place and eat my پسندیدہ cereal- (Sara's gone) AHH SON OF A PROSITION WHORE!
Anderson: Well. آپ know what time it is.. (Rape time)

Anderson: So what can I do for you, Father O'Mally'O'Connel'O'Carrol'O'Reilly'O'Brian'O'Sullivan... ah-who is also Italian?

Intergra: آپ do realise. This is a great violation of our agreement.
Anderson: Oh. And...

Welcome to the block. And now for your hosts, Master Sword, and Tom Foolery.

Audience: *Cheering, clapping, and whistling*
Master Sword & Tom Foolery: *Standing in front of a house*
Tom: Hello everypony.
Master Sword: It's such a beautiful day, and nothing can ruin it.

Then, it started raining.

Audience: *Laughing*
Master Sword: I wish I brought my umbrella with me.
Audience: *Laughing*
Tom: I can't believe this is actually happening.
Master Sword: Well, it could be worse. Oh wait, it is.
Tom: Why?
Master Sword: There is no crossover parody today. Instead, we will be having a musical performance...

#10: Batman: Gotham سے طرف کی Gaslight



Now here is the real R Rated animated Batman movie. Unlike The Killing Joke, which was a good movie but was utter shit in the first thirty minutes, Gotham سے طرف کی Gaslight is pretty decent all over. Taking place in an alternate timeline where Gotham is a Victorian London city, Batman must stop Jack the Ripper as he walks the streets of Gotham, killing women. With a plot like this, آپ would think they'd just use The Joker again, like they always do. But instead, they resort to using a character آپ would never expect. I won't say who, but I was pretty surprised,...

Here are two previews to پرستار fictions coming soon to this very club.

The Storm - 2015

Theme song: link

Ten miles from Ponyville, سے طرف کی the Delamare River is a town called Frenchtown. Hundreds of ponies live there, and together, they must survive.....

The Storm

Starring in alphabetical order

Aurora from Alinah_09
Barry from SeanTheHedgehog
Ditto from Canada24
Emerald Ivy from Dragonaura15
Fire Vi Equestria from Jordy_Dash
Jesse from SeanTheHedgehog
Joe from SeanTheHedgehog
Katana Sun from BlondLionEzel
Lexi from Sonicexeluv
Orion from Alinah_09
Saten Twist from Canada24
Snowflake from Alinah_09...

THE JOKER:
Most people wouldn't considered Joker a genius.
But when آپ REALLY think about.. Joker is smarter than آپ realize.. WAY smarter.

The thing about the Joker is that he doesn't see his acts as bad یا as good.. he convinces himself, he is the only sane person in the world, perhaps with the exception of the bat. It is everyone else who hides their true selves under false masks of humanity, and make-believe tales of such delusonal ideas as love, kindness, law, and order. His whole existence is an attempt to strip these delusions away and reveal people for the selfish, depraved, chaotic...

#1: THE POKEMON STORY:
WE WERE WARNED. For months Rob told us there was a spirit-shattering tale of Pokemon-y wrongness out there, and we laughed at him. He کہا it was the worst پرستار fiction he’d seen, and we waved him off. We taunted him, begged him to fucking دکھائیں it. We were so innocent then. How could we know? How could we possibly prepare ourselves for the depths this story would go to?

The Pokemon story went to lengths as bad as Lara Croft and Squick, but it did it in the lovingly cutesy world of Pokemon. This, frankly, was bad enough to put it at the سب, سب سے اوپر of the list. The things that...

#1:
Billy: Then answer the God damn question. Why the fuck haven't آپ gotten it back for me, friend-brother?
Johnny: One word: business. Like I told آپ when آپ were in there, یا were آپ so busy playing holier-than-thou آپ started believing your own bullshit?
Billy: GET! MY! BIKE!
Johnny: What am I!? YOUR FUCKIN DOG!?


#2:
Brian: Please Johnny, I'm bagging yo-
Johnny: (points a pistol at Brian's head) SHUT UP BRIAN! For once in your life do NOT be a pussy!... (ready to pull the trigger) آپ GOTTA TAKE IT LIKE A MAN!


#3:
Johnny: I like you, Ray. Still keep your humor in the midst of an almighty...

EPISODE 1:

So..
I finally found it in English.

It's not as good as I hoped.
But.
Nor was it as bad as I expected.

It's.. In between.

I haven't forgot it's Japennesse.
And. Not trying to be racist.
But Japen has all the weird shit.
Ever seen there commericals?
All آپ have to do is go onto Windwakers club.
He has these fucked up TV commericals.
And I wouldn't be serprised if most of them were Japennesse.

Anyway.

Didn't really have a پسندیدہ character.
Though kinda looking foward to Jan Valentine's episode.
Ever seen his clips.
He's actually pretty funny in the real one.
Too bad the actor, Josh...

WARNING:
This story may contain dark content, and swearing..

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Our story begins when the young mare قوس قزح Dash, came into SugerCube Corners, as she promised to spend time with the 'seemingly' innocent and adorable, Pinkie Pie. But unknown to Dash, It's not Pinkie, it's the Pinkamena, the EVIL verison of the گلابی mare.

RAINBOW: Hello? Pinkie? I'm here.

PINKAMENA: *voice is heard from within the dark kitchen, but the mare herself, isn't seen* Rainbow! آپ made it!

RAINBOW: Sorry I'm late.

PINKAMENA: *Still not seen yet* Oh that's...

Warning: The owner of the copyright in this پرستار fiction has authorized it's use for members of this club to read, and enjoy, over, and over again without charge of any kind. Any other use of this پرستار fiction including any copying, reproduction یا performance of any of the material..... Ah, who am I kidding? I know you're not going to steal any of the content in this پرستار fiction.

Song: link




Pinkie Pie: *Talking into a radio, recording a casette...

#1: MARCUS MICHAEL FENIX:

"Feel that? That's from Dom, and everyone else آپ killed, آپ bitch!" Marcus to Myrrah, while stabbing her.



I only played Gears 3 and 4.. But I get the basics.. Stupid monsters wanting to kill humanity because the Myrah کتیا, کتيا hates us..

Marcus is voiced سے طرف کی John DiMaggio. The same John DiMaggio who voiced Jake from Adventure time, and Bender from Futurama, voices the angry, deep voice, cynical, Sgt Finx.
The man we been playing as, all the way till Gears of war 4.. Which, سے طرف کی the way, is AWESOME سے طرف کی the way.

Marcus Fenix is generally gruff and aggressive. He is a...

#1:
Steve Jobs (Ian): So buy the iPhone 5... یا I'LL #$%^ YOUR #$%@ AND @#$%$ YOUR @#$%!.. (smiles)

#2:
Ian: (evilly) Here آپ go Mom! (giggles evilly)
[Ian's Mom eats the donut and starts choking]
Ian: Die mom! (laughs)
Ian's Mom: (coughs) Just a sprinkle.
Ian: (visibly upset) But you're supposed to DIE!
[Ian starts crying]
Ian's Mom: Oh, honey, honey, آپ can try to kill me again later.

#3:
Anthony: So I woke up super-glued to the toilet seat. And the toilet was filled with poop. I mean FILLED, like 10 people just decided not to flush. I started gagging so I flushed the toilet... and then it started...