So, Canada24. He’s a sarcastic, impolite, possibly psychotic jerk, yet that’s what we’re good دوستوں (Of course, I’m only kidding), and what I know about him is that he owns an XBox. And I also know that he as some pretty good games, like GTA, Assassin’s Creed, and Dead Rising. However, there are also those other good games for the console that he probably doesn’t have yet. So, I want to share with him (And all of you) A few games that I well recommend to him. Now, before I start, these are games only for the XBox 360, weather they are on discs, یا can be bought from the XBox Store. Also, no Rockstar games, because, other than Bully, I am pretty sure Canada has played every last one of them. So, let’s start the list.
#10: Fable 2
Yes, I know that Canada isn’t a big پرستار of all of those medieval western RPG’s, but here is what I found out about Fable 2… It has guns, so therefore, it isn’t a medieval western RPG, it’s an Industrial Era western RPG. And yes, I am aware that not everyone is a پرستار of Fable 2 for it’s creator not being able to keep their promises, but hey, I still really loved this game for it’s fun worlds, combat, and characters. The reason I would recommend this game to Canada is because of it’s great exploration. This is a lot like any exploration game he has played, but with a lot مزید about exploring rather than “Head to this location to do this thing”. Not to mention, with every NPC, he can actually interact with them, instead of just walking up and occasionally insulting and/or punching them. Also, this game can have a very dark sense of humor, and if there is anything I know Canada for, it’s his very dark sense of humor, so I am sure he will enjoy the jokes of death, poverty, and crime…. Maybe. Sure, this may never make it on his فہرست of games he must buy, but at the very least, it’s worth a rental.
#9: Fallout 3
Yet another game that I am sure Canada won’t put on his list. I would have put Elder Scrolls: Skyrim on this list, but, let’s face, the chances of him buying یا even renting that game are as slim as 1 Dimensional graphics. Fallout, on the other hand, is at least possible. This is a game about exploring a massive wasteland after a nuclear war, filled with bandits, mutants, and a bunch of dangerous monsters. The best way to describe this is that it is another open world exploration game, but in a first person view. The reasons why I would recommend this game to Canada is because of it’s massive world, and all the people آپ can interact with. It’s like Red Dead Redemption in a way, except make it first person, give آپ مزید insane weapons, and put monsters in it…. Okay, it’s مزید like Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, but آپ get the idea. Sure, this still may not persuade him to buy it, but at least this game has a bit مزید of a chance to be played.
#8: Brutal Legend
I have told Canada about this game, and I don’t think he thought much of it. Not surprising, seeing as this game didn’t get a whole lot of attention, even though it does deserve it. This is a game that takes place in a world based off heavy metal where different armies fight for freedom یا power. It is, yet again, another exploration game, but this time, آپ can actually drive a car instead of just explore the world. A reason I would recommend this game to Canada is not for the gameplay, یا environments, but because of the little things. The voice actors are probably some of the best in a video game, but what do آپ expect with a Tim Schafer game. The main character is voiced سے طرف کی Jack Black, and that is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this game voice actors. Also, like any Schafer game, the comedy is سب, سب سے اوپر notch, and آپ are able to have a censored یا uncensored version of this game (Personally, I prefer the censored version, because those bleeps make it مزید funny). And the موسیقی is all heavy metal. While some of these bands may not be familiar to Canada, this game may introduce him to some great bands like it did me. All I can say is that if he enjoys great voice actors, comedy, and music… and he does, than this is for him
#7: Dishonored
Picture Assassin’s Creed, put it in London, and give it a first person view. That is Dishonored for you. This game takes place in a very interesting setting, taking place in the past but having a whole lot of technology. Like I said, this is a lot like Assassin’s Creed, یا even Bioshock. The reason I would recommend this game to Canada if he really enjoys those games where آپ go around and kill people in a very stealth like way… and seeing that he has played Assassin’s Creed at one point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he told be yes. Another thing he would enjoy are the powers, like teleportation, possessing enemies, turning enemies to ashes, and even sending a horde of deadly, flesh eating rats after your enemies and watching the rats eat them alive… Yes, this game is insane, in case آپ were wondering. I am not sure how Canada feels about this game, but if he can enjoy a stealth killing game, than this is for him
#6: South Park: The Stick of Truth
Yes, this game didn’t make it into the سب, سب سے اوپر five. Why? Because I am not sure how Canada feels about turn-based RPGs. I am pretty sure Canada isn’t a پرستار of games where آپ and enemies stand still, and آپ have to click on something to order your character to attack instead of doing all of it yourself. In fact, I think Canada dislikes this kind of gameplay. So then why am I recommending this game to him? Because this is a lot less like a game, and a lot مزید like a special episode of South Park. Since the game’s humor was made سے طرف کی the actual creators of the show, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it feels like an actual episode of South Park that never aired. Also, آپ can make yourself look like a South Park character, and who hasn’t dreamt of living in the world of South Park. Don’t lie, آپ all did. Sure, Canada may not be a پرستار of turn-based RPG’s, but I do know he is a پرستار of South Park, and that is good enough to put this game on the list.
#5: Banjo Kazooie
Here is the first game that can only be bought of the XBox’s Store. Canada has told me before that he once owned an N64. However, I am not sure if he has ever played Banjo Kazooie. Today, would Canada want to play a game about a برداشت, ریچھ and his bird companion trying to fight a witch سے طرف کی collecting golden puzzle pieces? Maybe not, but the reason I am recommending this to him is because, at one point, he did play on an N64. Banjo Kazooie would be a game that would bring back dozens of nostalgic memories of booting up the N64 cartridges, and watching the N64 logo spin across the screen, with those N64 graphics on the screen. And since Banjo Kazooie was a game that was so good it even rivaled Super Mario 64, it must be one of the best games ever. And, this may be cheating, but I would also recommend Banjo Tooie. Would I recommend Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bol- No…….. Just Banjo Kazooie and Tooie… Not Nuts and Bolts.
#4: Resident Evil 4 HD
When Canada told me that he played and enjoyed Resident Evil 5, I just thought “......................”. I wanted to recommend him Resident Evil 4, but then I thought that he probably doesn’t own a Gamecube, definitely doesn’t own a Playstation 2, and I know he wouldn’t go out of his way to buy a Wii, so there was just no way for me to recommend this game to him… Until now, of course. Resident Evil 4 is not a horror game, and مزید of an action game. But, that isn’t something Canada hasn’t bought before. Why I would recommend this game for Canada (Other than the fact that it is the best Resident Evil game ever) is that it was a very revolutionary game at the time, and it still is today. Not to mention, آپ have some of the best combat in a Resident Evil game, as well as being able to have some of the best environments in the series. If Canada can enjoy Resident Evil 5, than I am positive he will enjoy Resident Evil 4
#3: Saints Row IV
Like I said, I am not including a Rockstar game on this list, especially GTA. However, I always wondered if Canada had played GTA and thought it was just too normal. Well, that is what Saints Row IV is here for. This game is nothing مزید than one big as hell parody. Throughout the game, آپ play as a character that آپ customized and cause massive destruction across the world with your insane powers and weapons. The reason I would recommend this to Canada because it is, what else, an open world game where آپ go around and kill stuff. But this is a lot better because here, آپ have much مزید freedom, آپ can do whatever آپ wish without consequences, and آپ even become the president and fight off an alien invasion in a game that makes references to other games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid, Minecraft, and so on. I am not sure how Canada is towards Saints Row, but I do know that he enjoys a good laugh and tons of mayhem, so this is a game I strongly recommend.
#2: Telltale’s The Walking Dead
Hey, remember The Walking Dead: Survival Instincts?! Remember how fucking terrible it was?! Well, luckily for آپ and the rest of the damn world, Telltale came along and fixed that problem with this Walking Dead game. Canada is a پرستار of the Walking Dead… And that’s all آپ need to know as to why I recommend this game to him. Now even though hundreds of games focus on zombie killing action, like Resident Evil 3, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Dying Light, and any mini-game in the Call of Duty series, The Walking Dead focuses مزید on the survivors and their struggle to survive, so it’s مزید like the show, but with different characters. This game has آپ make choices that آپ really don’t want to make, with each choice always have a VERY strong consequence, like giving a short amount of food to certain people in your group, یا save a kind-hearted man who is always making mistakes for others, and the last decision is so depressing, it would make the toughest of men feel depressed. All I can say is that, even though there is little combat, it is certainly ten times better than Survival Instincts. And that is all آپ need to know to buy this game.
#1: Middle-Earth: Shadows of Mordor
Yeah, I am sure everyone (Maybe even Canada) Saw this one coming. I mean, seriously, he is a پرستار of the Lord of the Rings. So much in fact, that he read the books, and I didn’t even think he liked books. This is a game that takes place in between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, so there isn’t anything آپ will see that resembles either of those movies. Shadow of Mordor is it’s own story, and it’s really good. This game looks like Lord of the Rings, but plays like Assassin’s Creed. Your character is able to climb up buildings, and get into fights with orcs in Mordor. And another thing, every orc آپ meet isn’t some random AI that آپ need to fight, oh no. Each and every orc has a name, strength, and weakness, making آپ feel like a badass. So, now why would I recommend this to Canada……. Because it’s Lord of the Rings… Enough said.
So, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list. Tell me what آپ thought of it. With that کہا I will see آپ all اگلے time.
#10: Fable 2
Yes, I know that Canada isn’t a big پرستار of all of those medieval western RPG’s, but here is what I found out about Fable 2… It has guns, so therefore, it isn’t a medieval western RPG, it’s an Industrial Era western RPG. And yes, I am aware that not everyone is a پرستار of Fable 2 for it’s creator not being able to keep their promises, but hey, I still really loved this game for it’s fun worlds, combat, and characters. The reason I would recommend this game to Canada is because of it’s great exploration. This is a lot like any exploration game he has played, but with a lot مزید about exploring rather than “Head to this location to do this thing”. Not to mention, with every NPC, he can actually interact with them, instead of just walking up and occasionally insulting and/or punching them. Also, this game can have a very dark sense of humor, and if there is anything I know Canada for, it’s his very dark sense of humor, so I am sure he will enjoy the jokes of death, poverty, and crime…. Maybe. Sure, this may never make it on his فہرست of games he must buy, but at the very least, it’s worth a rental.
#9: Fallout 3
Yet another game that I am sure Canada won’t put on his list. I would have put Elder Scrolls: Skyrim on this list, but, let’s face, the chances of him buying یا even renting that game are as slim as 1 Dimensional graphics. Fallout, on the other hand, is at least possible. This is a game about exploring a massive wasteland after a nuclear war, filled with bandits, mutants, and a bunch of dangerous monsters. The best way to describe this is that it is another open world exploration game, but in a first person view. The reasons why I would recommend this game to Canada is because of it’s massive world, and all the people آپ can interact with. It’s like Red Dead Redemption in a way, except make it first person, give آپ مزید insane weapons, and put monsters in it…. Okay, it’s مزید like Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare, but آپ get the idea. Sure, this still may not persuade him to buy it, but at least this game has a bit مزید of a chance to be played.
#8: Brutal Legend
I have told Canada about this game, and I don’t think he thought much of it. Not surprising, seeing as this game didn’t get a whole lot of attention, even though it does deserve it. This is a game that takes place in a world based off heavy metal where different armies fight for freedom یا power. It is, yet again, another exploration game, but this time, آپ can actually drive a car instead of just explore the world. A reason I would recommend this game to Canada is not for the gameplay, یا environments, but because of the little things. The voice actors are probably some of the best in a video game, but what do آپ expect with a Tim Schafer game. The main character is voiced سے طرف کی Jack Black, and that is just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to this game voice actors. Also, like any Schafer game, the comedy is سب, سب سے اوپر notch, and آپ are able to have a censored یا uncensored version of this game (Personally, I prefer the censored version, because those bleeps make it مزید funny). And the موسیقی is all heavy metal. While some of these bands may not be familiar to Canada, this game may introduce him to some great bands like it did me. All I can say is that if he enjoys great voice actors, comedy, and music… and he does, than this is for him
#7: Dishonored
Picture Assassin’s Creed, put it in London, and give it a first person view. That is Dishonored for you. This game takes place in a very interesting setting, taking place in the past but having a whole lot of technology. Like I said, this is a lot like Assassin’s Creed, یا even Bioshock. The reason I would recommend this game to Canada if he really enjoys those games where آپ go around and kill people in a very stealth like way… and seeing that he has played Assassin’s Creed at one point, I wouldn’t be surprised if he told be yes. Another thing he would enjoy are the powers, like teleportation, possessing enemies, turning enemies to ashes, and even sending a horde of deadly, flesh eating rats after your enemies and watching the rats eat them alive… Yes, this game is insane, in case آپ were wondering. I am not sure how Canada feels about this game, but if he can enjoy a stealth killing game, than this is for him
#6: South Park: The Stick of Truth
Yes, this game didn’t make it into the سب, سب سے اوپر five. Why? Because I am not sure how Canada feels about turn-based RPGs. I am pretty sure Canada isn’t a پرستار of games where آپ and enemies stand still, and آپ have to click on something to order your character to attack instead of doing all of it yourself. In fact, I think Canada dislikes this kind of gameplay. So then why am I recommending this game to him? Because this is a lot less like a game, and a lot مزید like a special episode of South Park. Since the game’s humor was made سے طرف کی the actual creators of the show, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, it feels like an actual episode of South Park that never aired. Also, آپ can make yourself look like a South Park character, and who hasn’t dreamt of living in the world of South Park. Don’t lie, آپ all did. Sure, Canada may not be a پرستار of turn-based RPG’s, but I do know he is a پرستار of South Park, and that is good enough to put this game on the list.
#5: Banjo Kazooie
Here is the first game that can only be bought of the XBox’s Store. Canada has told me before that he once owned an N64. However, I am not sure if he has ever played Banjo Kazooie. Today, would Canada want to play a game about a برداشت, ریچھ and his bird companion trying to fight a witch سے طرف کی collecting golden puzzle pieces? Maybe not, but the reason I am recommending this to him is because, at one point, he did play on an N64. Banjo Kazooie would be a game that would bring back dozens of nostalgic memories of booting up the N64 cartridges, and watching the N64 logo spin across the screen, with those N64 graphics on the screen. And since Banjo Kazooie was a game that was so good it even rivaled Super Mario 64, it must be one of the best games ever. And, this may be cheating, but I would also recommend Banjo Tooie. Would I recommend Banjo Kazooie: Nuts and Bol- No…….. Just Banjo Kazooie and Tooie… Not Nuts and Bolts.
#4: Resident Evil 4 HD
When Canada told me that he played and enjoyed Resident Evil 5, I just thought “......................”. I wanted to recommend him Resident Evil 4, but then I thought that he probably doesn’t own a Gamecube, definitely doesn’t own a Playstation 2, and I know he wouldn’t go out of his way to buy a Wii, so there was just no way for me to recommend this game to him… Until now, of course. Resident Evil 4 is not a horror game, and مزید of an action game. But, that isn’t something Canada hasn’t bought before. Why I would recommend this game for Canada (Other than the fact that it is the best Resident Evil game ever) is that it was a very revolutionary game at the time, and it still is today. Not to mention, آپ have some of the best combat in a Resident Evil game, as well as being able to have some of the best environments in the series. If Canada can enjoy Resident Evil 5, than I am positive he will enjoy Resident Evil 4
#3: Saints Row IV
Like I said, I am not including a Rockstar game on this list, especially GTA. However, I always wondered if Canada had played GTA and thought it was just too normal. Well, that is what Saints Row IV is here for. This game is nothing مزید than one big as hell parody. Throughout the game, آپ play as a character that آپ customized and cause massive destruction across the world with your insane powers and weapons. The reason I would recommend this to Canada because it is, what else, an open world game where آپ go around and kill stuff. But this is a lot better because here, آپ have much مزید freedom, آپ can do whatever آپ wish without consequences, and آپ even become the president and fight off an alien invasion in a game that makes references to other games like Call of Duty, Metal Gear Solid, Minecraft, and so on. I am not sure how Canada is towards Saints Row, but I do know that he enjoys a good laugh and tons of mayhem, so this is a game I strongly recommend.
#2: Telltale’s The Walking Dead
Hey, remember The Walking Dead: Survival Instincts?! Remember how fucking terrible it was?! Well, luckily for آپ and the rest of the damn world, Telltale came along and fixed that problem with this Walking Dead game. Canada is a پرستار of the Walking Dead… And that’s all آپ need to know as to why I recommend this game to him. Now even though hundreds of games focus on zombie killing action, like Resident Evil 3, Dead Rising, Left 4 Dead, Dying Light, and any mini-game in the Call of Duty series, The Walking Dead focuses مزید on the survivors and their struggle to survive, so it’s مزید like the show, but with different characters. This game has آپ make choices that آپ really don’t want to make, with each choice always have a VERY strong consequence, like giving a short amount of food to certain people in your group, یا save a kind-hearted man who is always making mistakes for others, and the last decision is so depressing, it would make the toughest of men feel depressed. All I can say is that, even though there is little combat, it is certainly ten times better than Survival Instincts. And that is all آپ need to know to buy this game.
#1: Middle-Earth: Shadows of Mordor
Yeah, I am sure everyone (Maybe even Canada) Saw this one coming. I mean, seriously, he is a پرستار of the Lord of the Rings. So much in fact, that he read the books, and I didn’t even think he liked books. This is a game that takes place in between The Hobbit and Lord of the Rings, so there isn’t anything آپ will see that resembles either of those movies. Shadow of Mordor is it’s own story, and it’s really good. This game looks like Lord of the Rings, but plays like Assassin’s Creed. Your character is able to climb up buildings, and get into fights with orcs in Mordor. And another thing, every orc آپ meet isn’t some random AI that آپ need to fight, oh no. Each and every orc has a name, strength, and weakness, making آپ feel like a badass. So, now why would I recommend this to Canada……. Because it’s Lord of the Rings… Enough said.
So, there آپ have it. Did آپ enjoy the list. Tell me what آپ thought of it. With that کہا I will see آپ all اگلے time.
#5: MADONNA:
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry آپ can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Not much to say..
#4: MILEY CYRUS:
I never liked her myself.
But did "respect" her once..
But it's fair to say.
She lost that privilege..
#3: LADY GAGA:
Se probably still is, I don't know.. It's been many many years since I cared about Lady Gaga.
But her song Just Dance was once a token of my childhood, so I should at least mention her under this list..
Putting her as MAYBE still hot, but who hell could tell under all that max up and bizarre hair styles.
At least with Katy Perry آپ can tell she's still pretty hot, even under all those stupid outfits and shit..
#2: LINDSEY LOHAN:
A perfectv example of how once innocent people can become FUCKED UP..
#1: BRITTNEY SPEARS:
She use too be so friggin hot,
WHAT HAPPENED!?
No wait..
We KNOW what happened.
She went bold.
And took too many drugs.
Nobody cares about her anymore.
Though at least her voice is still pretty.
Unless the grand theft auto song was written BEFORE her rampage..
Okay.. The first thing آپ guys are probably wondering is, what dose Affably evil mean?
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw آپ in front of a bus without a سیکنڈ thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when آپ really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him مزید pain.
Anyway.
Not much مزید to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..
"Flex Affably Evil usually means someone "sounds" nice, but would clearly throw آپ in front of a bus without a سیکنڈ thought"..
Obviously Bugs is no villain.
But he seems like he should at least be an anti hero.
Cause when آپ really think about, he shows very little remorse to those he declares as enemies.
Probably the biggest example of this is the fat opra singer, who destories the building with his on voice, and Bugs Dosen't even let him bow, without bringing him مزید pain.
Anyway.
Not much مزید to say.
But I'll leave it as something to think about..