Chuck Norris was born May 6, 1945. The Germans surrendered May 7, 1945. Coincidence? I think not! گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

آپ can get a perfect score on your SATs سے طرف کی putting "Chuck norris" as every answer. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

the last perosn to look chuck norris in the eyes was stevie wonder. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Why did Chuck Norris پار, صلیب the road? Pfft.... Chuch Norris didn't پار, صلیب the road. The road moved under Chuck Norris. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Look, people, Chuck Norris is not that great! You're all like "oh he's a GOD!" But he's not! If he were, he'd come to my house and beat my head with the keyboarnjnhbbjlnhjubvgnjmnjvbgbn,bgnjmknhjbb گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

chuck norris doesnt have to pay taxes ever he send in a blacnk فورم and a picture of him croucheing.
گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Chuck Norris visited the Virgin Islands. When he went home, there were only islands left. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Chuck Norris filmed how they assembling the first camera. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

They were Bush, God and Chuck Norris. Then they wanted to پار, صلیب the lake. God went first, then Chuck Norris. بش was wonderin how to پار, صلیب a river. Then God whispered to Chuck Norris ''shud we tell him about the stones''. And Chuck Norris ''What stones''? گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Theres no theory of evolution. Theres only animals that Chuck Norris let them live.

When گھنٹی, بیل invented first phone. Chuck Norris already had 2 messages. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Once poison snake bites Chuk Norris. After 3 horrible days in pain, snake died. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Chuck Norris once came twice.
Chuck Norris nominated Big Brother.
Two guys decidet to rob a bank. Then 1 robber run on the left side other on the right side. Chuk Norris run after them both at the same time.
How many pushups Chuck Norris can do? All.
(sorry my english it's not very good) گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

When a zombie bits Chuck Norris, he doesn't turn into a zombie, the zombie turns into Chuck Norris گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck was Chuck Norris??
ALL OF IT!
HIDH گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

the reason pi is so long is because it's running away from Chuck Norris گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim threw land. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

There are no steroids in baseball... Only players Chuck Norris has breathed on گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک

Chuck Norris discovered a new theory of relativity involving multiple universes in which Chuck Norris is even مزید badass than in this one. When it was discovered سے طرف کی Albert Einstein and made public, Chuck Norris roundhouse-kicked him in the face. We know Albert Einstein today as Stephen Hawking. گیا کیا پوسٹ پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک