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I would like to note that anne چاول wrote the entire series before Meyer in case any idea's that anne چرا لیا, چوری کی it from stephanie __________________________________________________



1. The character louis thinks he deserves to be in hell....hmmmm sound familar to another vampire?Edward perhaps

2.Animal Blood can be drank سے طرف کی vampires but they prefer human blood in Interview with a Vampire AND Twilight soon followed this way

3. The Vampires skin dazzles humans apparently....Which is a lot like the sparkling skin that the cullens posess

4. There are immortal children in both of the books. The unnamed children...

*I'm sorry if I offended anyone on this spot, I just did this to be funny, not mean..same with my Twilight fangirl article*

1) If آپ know a girl who despises Twilight and is crazy about hating it, send them a box with a poster of Edward with the words "My Dream Guy" on the poster
2) Tell a Twilight hater that Ron Weasley is Emmett's b***h
3) Tell them that REAL men sparkle
4) When a group of Twilight haters are surrounding you, stand in the middle of the group and shout out "I'M A CULLEN, EVERYONE!" then sing "I am a vampire" سے طرف کی Antsy Pantsy
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5) Write a letter to President Obama convincing him...

Yeah, I know all the uber-fans are saying "Well, why didn't آپ see it sooner?" and all the antis are saying "The world DOESN'T need Twilight!"But I ask that آپ listen to what I have to say, anyway.

As strange as it seems, the world actually needs Twilight. It does some good things for us. I am mostly an anti, so it took all my prainpower to come up with these reasons, but here they are, and the مزید I think on it, the مزید I realize they're true.

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10. It teaches us new words.
I know alot of آپ are rolling your eyes. Yes, I know what has been کہا about the "Thesaurus Rape" problem, but...

I felt like writing this مضمون after reading a fellow ex-CAT member's مضمون on Twilight haters. I also had a 'talk' with another ex-CAT member.

"4) Twi-haters, this isn’t a hater یا anti spot. Don’t abuse it. Do not make personal attacks against Stephenie Meyer یا her fans, and don’t throw nasty یا immature insults at Twilight. This is supposed to be “Critical Analysis of Twilight”, not “Mindless Bashing of Twilight”."
~Dearheart link

"And Twi-haters – it’s okay to poke Twilight and be deliciously witty and sarcastic...but don’t get nasty. There is a fine line between...

In my opinion Bella cannot do anything but whinge I have got here a direct quote from SM's Eclipse,
"Whenever I talked about jacob, His tawny eyes seemed to get a little bit darker my voice turned pleading in response."
Translation: Pleading = whiny
When Edward Leaves in new moon she goes into a "deep depression" I.e is so hung up on Edward that when he leaves she practically goes insane, and yet she still does not place the blame firmly where it belongs at Jasper Hales gaddamned door and he was all like ارے are we cool? I would have been like No way get away from me آپ freak آپ tried to kill...

We have a discussion on the فورم here about noteworthy things in twilight. I picked Angela, and now I realize that Jessica is noteworthy, too.


We'll start with Jessica!Hate. Besides Lauren, Jessica is probably the most hated human friend that Bella has. Reasons Twilighters give for this are 'Jessica is a brat', 'she ignores her in book two', 'she's too hyper', and 'i just don't like her'. Some of those are just ridiculous. 'Jessica is a brat'. How? How is Jessica a brat? Answer: She isn't. 'she ignores bella in book two' I'll elaborate on this one later, because it's pretty big. 'shes...

Well, I'm a Twilight fan, but I like to be critical of the series anyways. But recently, I discovered that a lot of the Twi-hater fanbase (or hatebase?) has been consisted of mostly people who have only seen the movies, and I instantly saw how there were so many Twi-haters.

Let me just start off سے طرف کی saying that the movie sucks a**, and I'm being NICE! The acting is terrible, they cut out about half the book and completely interpreted the book in all the wrong ways, the script sounded like it had been written سے طرف کی a five سال old, and the actors portrayed the characters so poorly, I almost became...

If آپ have ever doubted the insanity of the C.A.T. Kittens, this will cease your doubts. I think it got long enough to be put into مضمون فورم thread. This makes absolutely no sense, does have swearwords, includes lots exremely odd things, and is kind of innapropriate. You've been warned.

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One دن Bella fell over while being chased سے طرف کی Steve the Spider, while Edward and Jacob were kissing. Pausing every once in a while to get a dazzling breath when Alice walked in on them and کہا - "Edward, what are آپ doing? آپ know Bella is over there. Wait...you're GAY?"

"Yes, but don't tell Bella...

Is it just me یا is SM into brainwashing? She has systamatically taken over the world with her books. اگلے she will be Americas first ever hem hem SPARKLY PRESIDENT (no offence Barrack آپ rock) and twi hardiness has been taken to a whole knew level people religions such as CULLENISM yes آپ guys heard me cul-llen-ism.
Here is the cullenism 10 'commandments'

1.thou shalt wear سونا contact lenses-even to sleep!
2. thou shalt only drink cherryade یا کرینبیری رس, جوس (bassically its gotta be red)
3. thou shalt not take the lords name in vain (robert pattinson) cept when آپ are screaming it at his...

I گیا کیا پوسٹ this a couple other spots, but I would really like to know anti-twilight/neutral شائقین opinions. I sort of ranted on the subject, but I think my intent is pretty clear. I'd love to read تبصرے if آپ have any, یا آپ can just skip this مضمون :)

This is sort of an informal rant/observation.

We all know that New Moon is about tragedy and the loss of love and the aftermath. Edward left Bella. But why did he leave her?

Since New Moon is being adapted into a feature length film, I've been seeing alot of سوالات and accusations reguarding Edward's absense.

Examples:
- Jacob's better...

Hey ya kittens! I was wondering in how many words could I write Twilight giving the same character development as Meyer and saying obviously the main plot so don’t bash…I had a lot of fun doing it XDD It’s not to offend anyone but think about it trees could have been saved if Meyer had stuck with this version.

So on with reading

Hi! My name is Bella Swan, I’m moving to Forks because I want to leave my mom with his new boyfriend live happily ever after although I hate where my father leaves. Forks it’s a rainy state and so I’m in an airplane to go to it.

When I arrive there’s my...