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Death Note Hallarious jokes!!!! (you have to see this)

posted by deathnote

“Did آپ know that Yagami spelled backwards says ‘I’m a gay’?”

“Explain to me the logic behind MelloxNear, and I’ll give آپ a million bucks.”

“Does L ever change his clothes, یا is he just that crazy for giant white shirts and jeans? Really, wtf is up with that?...”

“The سوال we all want answered: is Mello یا girl, یا does he just have really bad PMS?”

“Why did Light have to make everything so damn complicated? It wasn’t like we couldn’t tell he was gonna lose in the end… oh, did I just spoil something for you? Sorry… not.”

“Raise your hand if آپ also...

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آپ know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

posted by HunnyBunni93

No one has done something like this on here soooo I made this!

You know you're obsessed with Death Note when...

1.Apples are suddenly you're پسندیدہ fruit
2.You sit یا try to sit like L (it's very hard!)
3.You carry around a replica of the Death Note
4.You threaten people you'll write their name
5.You want یا have your friends/family call آپ سے طرف کی the first letter of your name (example:Akemi=A)
6.You twirl your hair without even realizing it!
7.Solving puzzles are now your پسندیدہ thing to do!
8.You throw an سیب, ایپل in the air to see if the shinigami catches it
9.He doesn't catch it so آپ say something...

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L Bio and History

posted by deathnote

He loves sweets (especially cakes), and insists that if he does not sit the way he does, his reasoning will drop سے طرف کی 40%. L seems to be sort of a loner, and trusts no one (except Watari of course). L is also a very animated character, his expressions are clearly visible unless he decides not to دکھائیں them and doesn’t hide his true self behind a mask, like Light does (well at least personality wise).

Quick Stats
Knowledge: 8/10
Ability to Conceptualize: 10/10
Willingness to Act: 9/10
Motivation : 10/10
Social Life: 1/10
Person Fond of Sweets: 10/10

Personal Data
Real Name: L Lawliet
Also Known As: L,...

Chapter 7 - Kidnapping (Volpes)

posted by b-and-v

Some bullets are made of silver.

Bloody life...
...
After that explosion, all I did was worry about Mello. I can't believe it... I myself don't know how he managed to deal with that singe. It was awful... My gunshots were not pleasant either, but, to be honest, I was مزید worried about Mello than about me. Still, eight days later we were back in the game. After all this pain, I was مزید determined than ever to defeat Near. I wanted the people to know who was the best.
We still had to do some things which could be considered embarrassing. Like hide in Halle Lidner's apartment. That woman did look normal, but there was something...

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Near یا Ryuzaki

posted by bloodydetective

" i don't see why i need to sign up for the SPK Ciera" i laughed walking down to the SPK headquarters. "Trust me you'll really like the guy who runs it" she giggled. for once i was confused i knew i had a couple crushes in the past but on a first impression? My friend left me to go inside سے طرف کی myself. I solved a couple cases in the past but the upcoming Kira case not even the great L can figure out the identity of the killer. I entered and a little kid was sitting on the floor back turned but he was supposed to be 16. He turned and i recongniezed his face. "atsauki...." he کہا smiling. "near..." i gasped

Chapter 3 - L's New Assistant (Blaire)

posted by b-and-v

Christmas in Wammy's House...

Three and a half years later
"Kira will be caught tomorrow!" I said.
"Oh, please, it's the twenty-fifth time when آپ کہا this today," Volpes told me. At first, her accent was very strange for me. Nobody in this institution had an accent as purely British as hers. It still took me سے طرف کی surprise, most of all when she was annoyed: it was like she spoke twice as fast.
Despite my first دن here, we were now close friends. We were now reading ڈیٹس اپ on the Kira case every day. Near, my other close friend, did not want to know anything in advance, for some reason, so only Volpes and I knew what the...

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Copycat Crimes and Imitations

posted by krystylmomo

There have been various copycat crimes around the world which were based on Death Note. On September 28, 2007, two notes written with Latin characters stating "Watashi wa Kira desu" (わたしわきらです, meaning "I am Kira" in Japanese) were found near the unidentified remains of a Caucasian male in Belgium. Nothing was found on یا near the victim besides these two notes.[90] A senior at the Franklin Military Academy in Richmond, Virginia, United States was suspended after being caught possessing a replica "Death Note" notebook with the names of fellow students.[91]

In South Carolina, U.S....

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Misa Goes to پار, صلیب Academy.

posted by UchihaYuki

Okay, This is my Death Note story, Its gonna be a chapter thing, I've written the اگلے chapter and I'll put it up soon.
I hope everyone likes it.
comment it and tell me what آپ think.

-Yuki<3

“Liiiiiiiight!” Misa moaned “I don’t wanna go to پار, صلیب Academy... I hear the people there are weirdos...” she کہا unhappily. “Yes I know آپ don’t wanna go Misa, but it’s only gonna be until I’m finished with this case, and I bet you’d love it there, I herd there’s a lot of cute looking guys in the night and دن class.” Light کہا as he paced in front of misa. Misa fell back into...

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The World (Opening 1) Lyrics

posted by chocolate18

Hirogaru yami no naka kawashiatta kakumei no chigiri
Aishita yue ni mebaeta aku no hana
Korekara saki otozureru de arou subete wo
Darenimo jama saseru wake ni wa ikanai kara

In the spreading darkness I exchange a pledge for the revolution
An evil پھول that sprouted from love
With everything that'll happen after this
I can't let anyone interfere with it

Kajitsu ga tsugeta mirai
Risei wo wasureta machi
Kuroku yuganda ima wo
Yume, risou ni kaeru

The fruit of the future told me
Of a town that had lost all reason
The present is distorted in blackness
Changing dreams into reality

Doushite? Boku...

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L x Misa

posted by VampireJay4578

Lawliet twiddled with his small piece of chocolate he was holding with both hands. He stared at it with an intense look. Misa entered the room as Lawliet had noticed her presence and turned his black chair around to greet her. He held the chocolate still with both hands. He simply nodded to her as she smiled and darted at him to دکھائیں her excited affection. Lawliet's chair tipped back lightly as Misa wrapped her arms around him. He held his arms out but not wrapped around her. He cradled the small piece of chocolate سے طرف کی his fingertips in his left hand. "Lawliet!" She cried excited to see him....

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 4

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
Monday, in the اگلے morning, I was still sleeping, but not in the bed. I was sleeping on the couch, but why? I know that I was sleeping with L in his room. I really didnt know what happend. When I got up I saw a letter on the میز, جدول اگلے to the couch. The letter was from L, I was shoked, It says:

"Hey, I know آپ ask yourself why are آپ on the سوفی, لٹانا and not in my bed, well I know I should tell your yesterday, but I knew that آپ will get mad so I tell آپ know. I want آپ to keep our relationship a secret, I love you, but I think that would be bad for everyone to know. Im sorry!"

I...

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 3

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
After the thing with the tongue, it turned out that it was almost 01 pm and we should go eat lunch. This time I was still sleeping, so L puted me into the بستر and he called a پیزا servise and ordered a pizza, and bought some cake and sweets (like usual). After the پیزا and the sweets came, he set up the table. Then he waked me up (That دن I sleep really much).

"Wake up, sleepy head !!"
"Awww what??"
"Come on, I got a suprise ."
"Really? What is it ?"I asked.
"Come hear." He smiled. "And what do آپ thing ?"
"Its os cool like a date" I said.
"Yeah, thats what I wanted to look like"
"Your...

What if Light had remained true to his character at the end (by not being a dumbass)

posted by TheMagicLoki

The guy who defeated L but lost to an albino child

Light Yagami, aka Kira, is supposedly this amazing evil genius. He defeated L, for crying out loud! So if L, the only person that could disputably take Batman's عنوان "world's greatest detective," lost to Light Yagami, a stupid little kid like Near certainly should have. It would have been so easy, and so much مزید like Light, if he had seen the simple answer in front of him and killed Near. First, he would give his underling his own false death note, instead of unknowingly allowing him to keep the one Near gave him. This false note would exist so that Light's name would be cleared without...

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"What's Up, People?!" English Lyrics

posted by IllusionDolls

COPIED AND PASTED FROM: lyricsmode.com

Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, convenience convenience hurray, humans
Hey, will آپ shockingly anger me? Will آپ shockingly anger me? Will آپ shockingly anger me? Humans
Hey, will آپ shockingly anger me? Will آپ shockingly anger me? Will آپ shockingly anger me? Humans

What's up, criminals who are full of reasons for worry won't ever disappear
What's up, full of reasons for anxiety (who falls down into the trap within grudges?)...

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L x Misa ~ Chapter 5

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary,
It is 2 weeks since me and L are a couple. We were only together in his ہوم not that I didnt like it to be with him, its just I wanted to go on a تاریخ with him.
"L ?"
"Mmmm...yes ?" He کہا when he was eating cake.
"Could we go on a تاریخ ?"
He started to choke, "What ? Why ?"
"Becuse we are always here in the house and we never gone out, only us alone ."
He get up and came closer to me, "Should that mean that آپ don like to be with me ?"
"No its just...."
Before I could say something (BTW I didnt know what to say so) he kissed me (he do that very often)
"See آپ dont need to out with me...

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Death Note & Avatar (the last airbender)

posted by WammysBoyzRock

"Come on twinkle toes! Get it right!!!!" Toph yelled at Aang. "I'm trying!!!" Aang yelled back.
Mello came out of HQ eatting a chocolate bar. "You guys have been training for hours...." "Well blame twinkle toes!!!!" "It's not my fault your a terrible teacher!!!" "Excuse me!!!" Toph stomped on the ground and made the earth underneth them shake. "Ah!" Mello fell back on his butt. "Hey Toph watch it!" Toph glared at him. "You want some!!!!" Mello smirked. "Please! I have a gun and آپ have rocks! Seriously who's the bigger threat???" Toph growled and chucked a bolder at Mello. He doged. Right at that moment L came outside. "Toph why did-" The bolder landed infront of him. The 3 kids gasped and ran over to him. "L I'm so sorry!!!!" Toph کہا as her and the other two helped the startled detective to his feet. "Juust...Forget it...." L کہا turning on his heals and going back inside.

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L x Misa ~ chapter 1

posted by nevenkastar

Dear Diary...
Do I love him ? Does He love me ? Is that alright ? Isnt that wrong? So many سوالات becuse of one guy. Why, why me? Even though I broke up with Light and I dont have any feelings for L (till now),why does my دل hurt when I see him, why does it hurt when I see L?? Do I have feelings for him, and if does he have feelings for me??
It was Saturday, my work has ended and the police crew was home. I (idiot) forgot my wallet, so I musted go back and take it. When I came to the police room, it was all dark (maybe becuse it was 10 pm in the night), except the TVs that someone was...

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L x Misa chapter 8

posted by WammysBoyzRock

Misa came back to HQ with a worried look on her face. She walked into the main room, where there was no one there but L. "L..?" L looked up from the computer screen and smiled, "Ah, Misa," he stood up and hugged her. Misa layed her head on his chest, "L...I gotta tell آپ something..." L looked at her in questioning. Misa took a deep breath, "L...I'm pregnant..." L's eyes got wider than usual. Misa smiled nervously. A smile slowly spread across L's lips, "So I'm a..?" Misa nodded, "Your gonna be a daddy..." "And your gonna be a..?" "A mommy..." L was shocked but still happy. Then suddenly,...

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L x Misa chapter 7

posted by WammysBoyzRock

It had been weeks later and Misa's relationship with L was getting stronger.... "Okay and....ACTION!" the director said. Misa was getting ready to say her line when she got real sick and ran off set to go throw up. Yoshi ran up to her, "Misa! Are آپ okay?" "Yeah, I'm fine... just the stomach bug..." "....You've been getting sick alot lately....." Misa was quiet. Yoshi paused for a moment. "Here," she pulled a pregnacy test out from her پرس, تھیلی and handed it to Misa, "go to the restroom and try this." Misa nodded and went to the restroom.

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L x Misa chapter 10

posted by WammysBoyzRock

"Uh-huh...yeah totally! Yep. Got a ring and everything."

Misa was talking to her friend Nori about the wedding over the phone.

"No it's not Light, we broke up...mm-hm..yeah...his name's Ryuzaki...last name? ummm...Asahi..?"

Misa sighed a silent sigh of relief when Nori believed it.

"Yeah we're going to have a baby...I don't know yet...no not that far along yet...uh-huh-"

L walked in at that moment.

"Oh, Nori, I have to go. My husband-to-be just walked in," Misa hung up the phone and walked up to L, "hey honey," she hugged him and pecked his lips, "how was work?"

"Same as always," L smiled at her,...