(Will Schuester was in the choir room once again with his beloved Glee club, discussing their futures beyond high school.)
Mr. Schue: Well, guys. The دن is fast approaching. I want آپ all to start thinking about what you're going to do for the last days in high school, as well as the future that lies ahead for آپ when آپ attend college.
Rachel: No need, Mr. Schue. I'm way ahead of you.
(Rachel walks to the front of the room with a blue briefcase. Mike Chang helps set up the white board. Quinn and Santana wait impatiently.)
Santana (whispering to Quinn): Does her big plans have to be this...well--
Quinn (whispering back): Well she's the same, overly ambitious and annoying Rachel Berry after all.
Santana (whispering back): True.
(The girls look up and see that Rachel has already put her plans on the white board behind her.)
Rachel: First, of course, I'll get into NYADA with Kurt Hummel for the اگلے 3 یا 4 years. Then we'll audition for a Broadway musical, tour around the United States--if lucky--and then I will get Finn Hudson to pose as a model for Calvin Klein.
(Artie, Rory, and Puck all snicker in the background.)
Finn: Oh, hold the f*ck up.
Mr. Schue: Finn!
Finn (to Mr. Schue): What?
Rachel: You're the one who needs help on their future. So don't get mad at me?!
Finn: Why the hell Calvin Klein?
Mr. Schue: Guys, enough. Let's find out what everyone else is doing, and we can handle آپ guys later.
Santana: Yes, it's very exhausting to hear Jew nose and Frankenteen talk about taking pictures in tighty-whites, and squealing and chirping around the Broadway area.
Rachel (to Santana): Oh, is your future better than mine, Santana?
Santana: آپ کہا it right, baby granny.
Mr. Schue: So, what do آپ have planned, Santana?
Santana: Oh, I don't have to plan anything. I just want to be famous. It doesn't really matter to me what I do. As long as my face and name is on a trend magazine, then I want nothing more.
(Silence.)
Santana: So...
Mr. Schue: آپ know, not that many people get famous in life, Santana.
Santana: And آپ would know because آپ became a Spanish teacher and a director of a Glee club that lost 12th place at Nationals. Don't try to spill your leakage on me. I have the determination. Nothing's gonna stop me.
(Santana walked out of the room. Everyone else was silent.)
Kurt: Kim Kardashian, much?
Sam: یا Snooki.
Kurt: True.
(In the library, Santana was reading a book for her history class. She spotted some people looking at her. They were smiling and swooning. Others looked at her with shock. Rory and Artie came over to her.)
Artie: Santana, I think آپ just beat the 2 girls and a cup video. You're literally the hottest person I know. And that's from someone آپ threw breakfast eggs and cheese at in your sophomore year.
Rory (staring at Santana's chest, amazed): If only Ireland had some girl-on-girl action like that.
(Rory and Artie left the library, leaving Santana shocked.)
Santana (out loud): Why is everyone thinking that I pressed my chest up against their faces? I don't get what's going on.
(At that moment, Brittany came over. She was smiling at Santana, holding her laptop.)
Brittany: The دن has finally come, Santana. Aren't آپ excited?
Santana: About what?
Brittany: You're famous. Remember the night we were watching "Sweet Valley High" and we made that موسیقی video?
Santana: What?
(Santana had a flashback of the other night she was over Brittany's house. They had finished watching "Sweet Valley High", and were making out on the bed.)
Santana: Brittany, I love آپ so much.
Brittany: Love you, too, Santana. And guess what? I have something sweet for you. I hope you're ready for it.
Santana: آپ ready for...it?
Brittany (confused): What's it?
Santana: آپ know...the nasty?
Brittany: I was actually talking about the big bag of ھٹی, ترش Patches that I had stored in my closet. But nasty sounds kinda hot right now.
Santana: آپ do have condoms, do you?
Brittany: آپ mean the Ziplock bags in the pantry?
(Silence.)
Santana: Never mind. I'm way ahead of آپ already.
(The two continue to make out again.)
(Santana's flashback ends. She is embarrassed and shocked to find out that Brittany videotaped everything.)
Santana: Brittany, we made that for us, remember?
Brittany: But آپ کہا in Glee club already that آپ wanted to be famous. This is how شخصیات مشہور start off.
Santana (moaning): God, now the whole school knows what's going on between us. How could this get any worse?
Brittany: Just to let آپ know, I'm a terrible editer and stuff. I have no idea how to do the transitions and whatever for a video. So I just put that LMFAO song on there.
Santana (silent for a second): Who else but Brittany...
Well, what did آپ think? I hope آپ liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Three!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Five!!!
Mr. Schue: Well, guys. The دن is fast approaching. I want آپ all to start thinking about what you're going to do for the last days in high school, as well as the future that lies ahead for آپ when آپ attend college.
Rachel: No need, Mr. Schue. I'm way ahead of you.
(Rachel walks to the front of the room with a blue briefcase. Mike Chang helps set up the white board. Quinn and Santana wait impatiently.)
Santana (whispering to Quinn): Does her big plans have to be this...well--
Quinn (whispering back): Well she's the same, overly ambitious and annoying Rachel Berry after all.
Santana (whispering back): True.
(The girls look up and see that Rachel has already put her plans on the white board behind her.)
Rachel: First, of course, I'll get into NYADA with Kurt Hummel for the اگلے 3 یا 4 years. Then we'll audition for a Broadway musical, tour around the United States--if lucky--and then I will get Finn Hudson to pose as a model for Calvin Klein.
(Artie, Rory, and Puck all snicker in the background.)
Finn: Oh, hold the f*ck up.
Mr. Schue: Finn!
Finn (to Mr. Schue): What?
Rachel: You're the one who needs help on their future. So don't get mad at me?!
Finn: Why the hell Calvin Klein?
Mr. Schue: Guys, enough. Let's find out what everyone else is doing, and we can handle آپ guys later.
Santana: Yes, it's very exhausting to hear Jew nose and Frankenteen talk about taking pictures in tighty-whites, and squealing and chirping around the Broadway area.
Rachel (to Santana): Oh, is your future better than mine, Santana?
Santana: آپ کہا it right, baby granny.
Mr. Schue: So, what do آپ have planned, Santana?
Santana: Oh, I don't have to plan anything. I just want to be famous. It doesn't really matter to me what I do. As long as my face and name is on a trend magazine, then I want nothing more.
(Silence.)
Santana: So...
Mr. Schue: آپ know, not that many people get famous in life, Santana.
Santana: And آپ would know because آپ became a Spanish teacher and a director of a Glee club that lost 12th place at Nationals. Don't try to spill your leakage on me. I have the determination. Nothing's gonna stop me.
(Santana walked out of the room. Everyone else was silent.)
Kurt: Kim Kardashian, much?
Sam: یا Snooki.
Kurt: True.
(In the library, Santana was reading a book for her history class. She spotted some people looking at her. They were smiling and swooning. Others looked at her with shock. Rory and Artie came over to her.)
Artie: Santana, I think آپ just beat the 2 girls and a cup video. You're literally the hottest person I know. And that's from someone آپ threw breakfast eggs and cheese at in your sophomore year.
Rory (staring at Santana's chest, amazed): If only Ireland had some girl-on-girl action like that.
(Rory and Artie left the library, leaving Santana shocked.)
Santana (out loud): Why is everyone thinking that I pressed my chest up against their faces? I don't get what's going on.
(At that moment, Brittany came over. She was smiling at Santana, holding her laptop.)
Brittany: The دن has finally come, Santana. Aren't آپ excited?
Santana: About what?
Brittany: You're famous. Remember the night we were watching "Sweet Valley High" and we made that موسیقی video?
Santana: What?
(Santana had a flashback of the other night she was over Brittany's house. They had finished watching "Sweet Valley High", and were making out on the bed.)
Santana: Brittany, I love آپ so much.
Brittany: Love you, too, Santana. And guess what? I have something sweet for you. I hope you're ready for it.
Santana: آپ ready for...it?
Brittany (confused): What's it?
Santana: آپ know...the nasty?
Brittany: I was actually talking about the big bag of ھٹی, ترش Patches that I had stored in my closet. But nasty sounds kinda hot right now.
Santana: آپ do have condoms, do you?
Brittany: آپ mean the Ziplock bags in the pantry?
(Silence.)
Santana: Never mind. I'm way ahead of آپ already.
(The two continue to make out again.)
(Santana's flashback ends. She is embarrassed and shocked to find out that Brittany videotaped everything.)
Santana: Brittany, we made that for us, remember?
Brittany: But آپ کہا in Glee club already that آپ wanted to be famous. This is how شخصیات مشہور start off.
Santana (moaning): God, now the whole school knows what's going on between us. How could this get any worse?
Brittany: Just to let آپ know, I'm a terrible editer and stuff. I have no idea how to do the transitions and whatever for a video. So I just put that LMFAO song on there.
Santana (silent for a second): Who else but Brittany...
Well, what did آپ think? I hope آپ liked it.
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Three!!!
Here's the link for Chapter Thirty-Five!!!
ارے guys, i dont know if آپ heard about it, but Jane Lynch, Sue Sylvester from glee is coming to Palmetto-Florida for a fundraiser for Palmetto Rowing Crew on May, 14. The event includes the chance of winning 25,000 dollars for the first prize and much more, it also includes the honor of MEETING her (NOT ONLY THE WINNER, everybody who buys a ticket will meet her) , all آپ have to do is buy a ticket from one of the Crew members, for مزید information contact the email: palmettocrew@gmail.com ! LIMITED # OF TICKETS AVAIBLE!
You got called out سے طرف کی Madonna?
Jane Lynch: That was a big moment. Chris Colfer, who also got called out سے طرف کی Madonna, came over to me, shaking, with his phone and کہا “read this”, and we held each other tenderly.
Ryan did کریں تصدیق last weekend. He کہا “Hopefully there will be a سیکنڈ Madonna episode اگلے year.”
Jane Lynch: That would be great! We just scratched the surface with her. We’ve not yet begun to pay homage to Madonna.
I think maybe one Madonna episode each year.
Jane Lynch: Oh, absolutely. It will always be the best episode of the year. I’m sure!
10 seasons of Glee, 10 Madonna episodes.
Jane Lynch: I love it. Yes!
source:www.absolumentmadonna.fr
Dianna on ’sniper’ paparazzi: “In L.A., آپ almost never see them. Sometimes it will be bought to my attention سے طرف کی someone on my team یا one of my دوستوں will میل ای me and say ‘Isn’t this picture of آپ funny?’ But it’s strangest when آپ don’t see them…They’ll get pictures of you’re laughing and it looks like you’re smiling at them. That’s the strangest part. Guerrilla-sniper paparazzi.”
Mark on whether they’re actually getting انگور slushie dumped on them: “It’s actually botox, so that we keep our youthful glow. Actually, we go back and forth between real slushies and this synthetic mixture.”
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