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It all started when i was little. My father invited me to watch Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban. I declined for the reason that I do not like these kinds of stories before.

Many years have passed...

My best friend, who is a Harry Potter fanatic convinced me to watch the series which I was to choose between Harry Potter parts I, II and III. I chose the third one because of the cool CD illustration.

I did became a fanatic.

Today, I have watched all released فلمیں and read all کتابیں including the book Quidditch Through the Ages.

Last سال when I was first سال in high school (school levels...
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posted by nessienjake
Credit:Alice W.

This Jokes we're also گیا کیا پوسٹ on the Crytical Analysis of Edward Cullen




Q: What to Edward and a Christmas درخت have in common?
A: Their balls are for decoration.


Bella: You're pale white and ice cold...I know what آپ are.
Edward: Say it. Say it!
Bella: Vanilla Ice Cream!


Edward: Bella...
Bella: Yes?
Edward: I just want to know how much آپ mean to me.
Bella: Aaw...
Edward: آپ know, what with me being an ancient VIRGIN vampire and everything...
Bella: Yeah?
Edward: Well, people were starting to think I was, y'know-
Bella: Gay?
Edward: ...
Edward: Old fashioned.
Bella: ...
Bella: Oh.


Q: How do آپ kill a brain?
A: Put it in the same room with Ms Meyer and her کتابیں and wait for two minutes.



Q: What did bella say when the shops ran low off the glitter?
A: yeeew!!! Edward آپ suck!!!!
Publishers Weekly-"After her transformation into a vampire, it's almost impossible to identify with her in Breaking Dawn"

Lilah Lohr of the Chicago Tribune-"Bella's character, compared to the Quileute wolves, is less satisfying"

Kirkus Reviews-"Bella's appeal is based on magic rather than character, but her and Edward's portrayal of dangerous lovers hits the spot"
"Bella's personality is flat and obsessive"

Laura Miller of salon.com-"In regards of Edward and Bella, neither of them has much personality to speak of"

Jennifer Reese of Entertainment Weekly-"You may wish she had loftier goals and a mind...
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Note: This is my opinion, but I use facts from the book.You are مزید than welcome to have a different opinion than my own and feel free to state it. I was not rude in this مضمون (and I use facts to support my reasoning) so please be curious and do the same :)
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Education:
Ginny-
Not much is known about Ginny's education. Since Harry Potter is told in third person, and focuses entirely on Harry, Ginny tends to get pushed into the background. So, this part is all assumption.
We know she is an accomplished Bat-boogey hexer (it's why Slughorn took...
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Warning: This is quite long.

Before I begin, I would like to say that this is my personal opinion along with evidence to support my opinion. آپ are free to disagree with me, but please, no hating. Also, please do not accuse me of not reading the books. I have read each of the novels in the Twilight "Saga", from Twilight to Breaking Dawn. I have also read all of the Harry Potter کتابیں (numerous times), from Philosophers Stone to Deathly Hallows.

It annoys me enormously, hearing people say that Twilight is better than Harry Potter. I personally believe that Harry Potter overshadows Twilight in...
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posted by Queenoftard
We've all seen and/or participated in discussions regarding who is "the better Bella". Many of آپ are also aware of the Charlies, and the two Alices. This got me thinking, exactly how many characters from these two series have the same names?

Out of boredom, I compiled this فہرست of characters with same یا similar names as another character from the opposing series.
You'll notice this فہرست only includes first name comparisons.

NOTE: I am not accusing anyone of stealing anything. This is just for fun.

Twilight names are to the left, Harry Potter names on the right.

-Isabella سوان, ہنس vs. Bellatrix Lestrange...
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posted by harrypotterbest
Dolores Jane Umbridge… can ANYONE forgive her? And yet, despite being so horrendously evil, she is a very interesting character.
She is very loyal, because we know how she remained on Fudge’s side through the whole dilemma. She is also very easy to hate, for she gave Harry countless detentions for telling the truth. We know very little about Dolores; surely Rowling knows more. She has always planned her characters to the death – one reason why Harry Potter makes a very interesting read.
Back on the topic of Umbridge, we have to accept that she could have had a childhood like Snape –...
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Many Twilighters love to say how "Edward and Bella love each other sooooo much!" I'm afraid I have to disagree on this point. Their relationship is pure lust, not love.

Here is my reasoning.

How do Bella and Edward decide they are in love? Well, Bella moves in to Forks. Her first دن of High School there, she looks across the cafeteria, and she sees a totally gorgeous guy! He catches her attention immediately and she decides right then and there that he is the only man in the town who is good enough for her, despite the fact that she has never spoken to him once in her life. She swats off the...
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Credit: mugglenet.com
I didn't write this, I just thought it was really funny.



1. "What did I ever do to y..oh, nevermind."

2. "Oh, ha ha, آپ got me!! Am I on Punk'd? Where's the camera guy, huh? Where!?"

3. "Wow, you're even dumber than آپ look, and that's saying something. What kind of idiot tells their victim what they're about to do?! I'm ready for آپ now!!" *Prepare yourself سے طرف کی getting into various Matrix positions, beckon him with one finger*

4. "And she's all 'F.Y.I., he's so into me and not you.' and I'm all 'Yeah, right, whatever.' Oh, I'm sorry! Did آپ say something?"

5. "Why do you...
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Hiya everyone! I saw this on the LOTR section and I thought, "Hm, this sounds like fun." I don't have much knowledge on LOTR (although I'm reading the books, it's taking some time to digest) so I thought it would be equally as fun as making an HP یا Twilight character so I decided to make this. Okay, so answer these سوالات and you'll have a character:
Name:
Age:
Parents:
Appearance:
Likes:
Dislikes:
Personality Flaws:
Good traits:
Hobbies:
Talents:

For Harry Potter:

Wand:
Backstory:
House:
Bestfriends:
Enemies:
People he/she hates:
People he/she admires:
Favorite Teacher/Class
Hated Teacher/Class
Favorite...
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posted by HaleyDewit
Chapter 1 part 1
It was 8.30 am. A 17 سال old girl lay asleep in her bed, a naughty smile on her face. She was obviously dreaming. She put her arms around her تکیا like she was embracing it. She could dream on forever. But unfortunately…
“Isabella Swan, if آپ wish to be on that plane in time, آپ better get your pretty پچھواڑے, گدا out of your بستر right now!” a female voice shouted from downstairs.
Bella groaned and with her head half underneath the sheets she touched for the alarm clock. She opened her eyes a little a checked the hour. The knowledge she gained, made her eyes almost fall out...
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The plain text is a copy/past of link.
The bold text is my own add ins to relate the situations to Bella and Edward


Love is a tricky emotion. There are some things that feel like love but they are much too superficial to be the real thing. Real love takes time and doesn't happen overnight. Here are three things that people often confuse for love.

I don’t personally believe that love can really be defined سے طرف کی anyone, but oh well. People like to try new things.

Lust A.k.a, Twilight


Lust is the feeling that is often mistaken for love at first sight. Lust is an intense and sudden attraction to somebody...
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posted by Aquilia
Oh do آپ not see, the language so cruciated,
سے طرف کی your most unfortunate attempt in grammars?
Do آپ believe, for that moment that we're mirthed?
Well, then آپ are as mistaken as the Balaclava Brits.

Don't آپ see, your own insults to your common decency?
Do آپ not hear, our desperate attempts to save your sanity?
I hope آپ hear, I must hope آپ see.
But I think, آپ only see your vanity.

Vanity, vanity, everything vanity...
But then where are your humanity? The World wonder'd...

Dedicated to iluvtwilight, ellietwilight12 and every other rabid پرستار in the whole wide world. I plead to you: Stop this madness...

Inspiration: Alfred, Lord Tennyson; the Charge of the Light Brigade
Whoa. Its the final battle already? It seems like this all started a week ago....which it did....so...yeah.
NOTE: I am a Twilight fan, so do not suggest that I think all Twilight شائقین are crazy. I also think HP is better than Twilight, though. Just a little.
NOTE:I like HP and T, I am not trying to make fun of either, I'm just having fun with some of the ideas.
NOTE: okay, I'm just putting this note in to build suspense.
NOTE: This is it. The big one. The end. The last one. The one and only. The awesome one. The one that is the end. The climatic one. The one that, if آپ do not read, will send...
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posted by KateKicksAss
One thing I've noticed in general is that anti's tend to make a pretty big deal out of the Twilight vampires sparkling. I've seen people saying things like real vampires don't sparkle, vampires not sparkling was a fact, and that it was gay of them to sparkle. Okay, of ALL the things to criticize in Twilight, people are going after the SPARKLING? Seriously?

First off, at least where I'm from, calling something “gay” as an insult is considered really rude and distasteful. Besides being rude and homophobic, it's also generalizing and stereotyping. Just because something sparkles doesn't make...
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I'll tell آپ my story. I love Harry Potter. For all the right reasons. So one دن my friend loans me his Twilight DVD and the horror began.

I didn't like the movie. I thought the actors were too forced and forgot to take acting lessons but it was a laugh. I then realized that this horror was a series of books. My bookworm friend had all the کتابیں and I borrowed it from her for a bit of light reading(*grin*).

All would have been fine and I wouldn't have existed on this site had it not been for the words she showed me on the back of the book that کہا 'Move over Harry Potter'. I lost my remaining...
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posted by TeamSiriusBlack
I did not write this!

Things not to do at Hogwarts! (Well...not unless آپ have Harry's invisibility چادر, فرغل and the Marauders' Map یا آپ are Fred and/or George)

1. No matter how good a fake Australian accent I can do, I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

2. Growing marijuana یا hallucinogenic mushrooms is not an extra credit project for Herbology.

3. “I’ve heard every possible joke about Oliver Wood’s name” is not a challenge.

4. The Giant Squid is not an appropriate تاریخ to the Yule Ball.

5. I will not use Umbridge’s quill to write “I told آپ I was...
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I made a فہرست of combined and possible plot holes about Harry Potter. Some of them I came up with myself, and some of them I got from different places online. If آپ can give explanation answering the سوالات ,do it please.
I purposely put in a few really really picky سوال because there are a lot of مضامین about Twilight like this, so I want to see how Harry Potter شائقین respond to the ridiculously picks questions. I'm not going to tell آپ which ones they are, but they should be easy to pick out.





1.    Why do the founders of Hogwarts have surnames? Family names weren’t...
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Okay. I'm going TRY to be thorough, and express my reasons in a clear way. If there's something آپ think is wrong یا incorrect, feel free to debate that point.

PART I:PLOT

The plot of the book is like the structure of a building-without it, the book is moot. Both HP and T have simple plots (Girl falls in love with a vampire, boy discovers he's a wizard).

However, HP (In my opinion) is unpredictable, whereas Twilight is very predictable.
In fact, (I swear this is true) I had a person who'd never read the Twilight کتابیں before, watched the movies, and had barely known the series existed, read book...
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posted by PiperLunaPotter
Why do آپ like Harry Potter/Twilight?
I'm sorry, but I want to read something positive. Please, no fighting and number these. So, I'll go first.
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I like Harry Potter.

1. Hermione shows that girls can be smart and it's great if they are. None of the girls need a boy to survive. They can defend themselves. Harry and Ron do depend on Hermione for schoolwork. Ginny is accomplished at the Bat-Bogey Hex.
2. Harry is willing to sacrifice himself if it means his دوستوں will survive.
3. Harry's is brave, but he still has emotion. When he goes into the forest in Ch. 34 (DH), he's scared, but he...
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