was feeding Hedwig...

who kept pooping..

..on Bella's head...

...when suddenly, Edward...

...drank headwigs blood...

..So Hermoine kicked...

...and punched him...

edward got outraged...

Hermione hexed him...

...after the effect, he fell in love with her and Bella became emo..

I'll sum it up: One day Harry was feeding Hedwig who kept pooping on Bella's head when suddenly, Edward drank Hedwig's blood. So Hermoine kicked and punched him, Edward got outraged, Hermoine hexed him after the effect, he fell in love with her and Bella became emo.

Remember only three words and NEW RULE: sum it up after every ten posts.

I'm adding: So Bella killed

...a fly, because...

she got bored... (haha)

She ate it..

and turned into...

..a raging hippo...

who ate edward ..

..before kissing Grawp...

.. who kicked her ..

...in the face...

To sum up: One day Harry was feeding Hedwig who kept pooping on Bella's head when suddenly, Edward drank Hedwig's blood. So Hermoine kicked and punched him, Edward got outraged, Hermoine hexed him. After the effect, he fell in love with her and Bella became emo.

So Bella killed a fly because she got bored. She ate it and turned into a raging hippo, who ate Edward before kissing Grawp, who kicked her in the face.

Voldemort came along...

..and gift-wrapped Bella..

..as Basilisk's dinner..(is this cheating?) XD

..so Lavender Brown...

...was then forced...

..to replace Bella..

...so Edward went...

..into Snape's cauldron...

with polyjuice inside..

and harry's hair .. (hee hee)

..and became Harry...

...something wasn't right...

..because its Goyle's..

oops! i think we reached 11, i'll sum it all up first.. :

One day Harry was feeding Hedwig who kept pooping on Bella's head when suddenly, Edward drank Hedwig's blood. So Hermoine kicked and punched him, Edward got outraged, Hermoine hexed him. After the effect, he fell in love with her and Bella became emo.

So Bella killed a fly because she got bored. She ate it and turned into a raging hippo, who ate Edward before kissing Grawp, who kicked her in the face.

Voldemort came along and gift-wrapped Bella as Basilisk's dinner, so Lavender Brown
was then forced to replace Bella, so Edward went into Snape's cauldron with polyjuice inside and harry's hair and became Harry, something wasn't right because its Goyle's.

Draco saw him..

...and asked him...

...To dance the...

..bogey waltz dance...

..and they snogged...

...Harry came in...

...and starting singing...

...he was terrible...

...but strangely he...

...was a girl...

...with spaghetti hair...

One day Harry was feeding Hedwig who kept pooping on Bella's head when suddenly, Edward drank Hedwig's blood. So Hermione kicked and punched him; Edward got outraged; Hermione hexed him. After the effect, he fell in love with her and Bella became emo.

So Bella killed a fly because she got bored. She ate it and turned into a raging hippo, who ate Edward before kissing Grawp, who kicked her in the face.

Voldemort came along and gift-wrapped Bella as a Basilisk's dinner, so Lavender Brown was then forced to replace Bella, so Edward went into Snape's cauldron with Polyjuice inside and Harry's hair and became Harry. Something wasn't right because it's Goyle's.

Draco saw him and asked him to dance the bogey waltz dance, and they snogged. Harry came in and started singing. He was terrible, but strangely he was a girl with spaghetti hair . . .

..who was crushing...

...on Luna's dad...

..and become a..

flying sad dog

...who ate Jacob...

...then turned purple...