Jasper will say "yummy.." (err.. hp fan here..)


WCHI Rita Skeeter and Bella Swan's blood smells the same..

lol, edward would get them confused and lose control ergo murdering Rita Skeeter


WCHI wormtail had been Jake's pet rat...

..ermm.. he'll end up in jake's omelet. lol



WCHI Lupin met Jake..

Jake would be ashamed to become a wolf again after he sees what a real warewolf should look like :P

WCHI Bella had to attend Divination class :P

Trelawney would be VERY fond of her.. lol


WCHI Severus accidentally Apparated in the Cullen's house?

Everyone would be too shocked to do anything until he apparated away. :)

WCHI Harry was Imperiused into challenging Edwart into a fight?

Edward would realize it wouldn't be an easy win and would run away like the coward he is.

WCHI Alice met Tonks?

Alice: OMG I can't see your future!

Tonks(to herself): Great. Another one of those fake Seers. As if I don't have enough work at the Ministry already. I'll have to take her in for questioning.
(aloud) Sorry, what was that you said?

Alice (pouts): I asked you if you're related to a werewolf.

Tonks (in girly voice) : I'm married to one.

Alice : Great! So when did he imprint on you?

Tonks : Sorry, I didn't get that. When did he what on me?

Alice: Imprint. Like duh! Like Jacob imprinting on Nessie and Sam imprinting on Emily. Like when did he first see you?

Tonks: Well, I think Remus first saw me when he was about 14, I was just 1 then. Look here, what is this "imprinting" thing?

Alice: It's love at first sight, silly. So he fell in love with you when you were one. How sweet.

Tonks: He didn't fall in love with me when I was one. That would have been creepy!

Alice(pouting) : It's because of that kind of attitude that people think werewolves are bad, you know. I mean when Jacob imprinted on Nessie right after she was born, it was just so magical.

Tonks(horrified): He fell in love with a new born!

Alice: It's just beautiful! Imprinting is so magical and special! You just don't understand true love!

Tonks(to herself): Maybe I should take her to St.Mungo's. See if they can help her.


WCHI Teddy Lupin met Jacob?

Jacob: *rips off shirt* Check out ma bazillion ab muscles!
Teddy: *turns his hair blue* Suck.
Jacob: Well my girlfriend is half a vampire! She's hot as!
Victoire: I'm 1/8 Veela and still 20 times hotter than the demonspawn.
Jacob: *cries* It's just not fair! I WANTED TO MARRY THE BITCHY MARY-SUE!
Teddy: Yeaaaah. I have to go have a personality now.
Jacob: WAAAAH!

WCHI Edward met Sanguini?

HAHA. Edward would ask why Sanguini doesn't sparkle.
Sanguini: Are you serious? *mutters* Teenage vampires these days...

WCHI the Volturis run into the Death Eaters?

Aro: EEEEEEEE!
Bellatrix: CRUCIO!
Volturi: OMG! Run!
Jane: I can do that. *starts making constipated face*
Lucius: Avada Kedavra.
Death Eaters: *shoot random spells everywhere*
Crabbe sr: *casts fiendfyre*

Volturi get PWNED!

WCHI Bella Swan was accepted to Hogwarts.

The Sorting Hat would have a very hard time trying to sort her. There's no house called Edward.

WCHI Edward ran into Amos Diggory

Edward: "Wait a second... DAD?!?"

Amos: "What? No. You can't be my son. Cedric never sparkled."

WCHI Jacob met the evil werewolf Fenrir Greyback?

Jacob would be eaten alive.

WCHI Dumbledore and Carlisle both ran into Aslan and Gandalf?

That would probably be the world's most awkward moment.

WCHI Bella became the new Hogwarts headmaster?

The future of the wizarding world would be doomed.

WCHI Bella was the chosen one, and she, Edward and Jacob had to hunt down horcruxes?

Voldemort becomes the ruler of the wizarding world without the elder wand

WCHI Bella met Bellatrix

Bellatrix: (in her baby mock voice) aww.. look at this Bellypoo, awe yoo still up with youw day dweamings?? poow thing..

Bella: (pulls that "come-on-bite-me" face..)

Bellatrix: *snorts* AVADA KEDAVRA!


WCHI Voldemort met James

James: *speeds towards Voldy and attempts to rip his throat out*

Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!

James: *dies*
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WCHI the Cullens met the Weasleys?

Cullens: We is the most beautifullest, sparkliest ,loveliest family in the world. And the richest!

Weasleys: Oh yeah? Did you help defeat the most evil wizard of all times?

Cullens: No. *cry*

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WCHI if Esme met Molly?

Cook Off!!

Molly prepares dishes upon dishes of her delicious food.
Esme prepares Bella. With a paper cut.

WCHI Scorpius met Renesmee

Renesmee: *attempting to hit on/seduce Scorpius* Hey there.

Scorpius: Hey.

Renesmee: Don't you think I'm just the most beautifulest person in the world?

Scorpius: Ummmmmm........no. Not really.

Renesmee: But my Daddy's Edward Cullen!!!! *sniffles*

Scorpius: Your point being......? *walks away*

Renesmee: *bawls and immediately kills herself because a boy didn't like her the best*


WCHI Gryffindor challenged the Cullens to a game of Quidditch? Quidditch?

Cullens: Get blinded by our fiendish sparkles!

Gryffindors: Ahh! Stupid f-ing body glitter! *gets bat and whacks Cullens*

Cullens: Hahah! You missed!

Gryffindors: Grrrr. *gets mad and asks Severus Snape if he can kill them*

Severus: AVADA KEDAVRA!!

Cullens: You can't kill us because we're immortal!

*Audience starts throwing rocks at Cullens and performing random spells at them*

Cullens: Argh! We can't take this unadoration anymore! *flies away, biased*

WCHI Bella met up with Ginny

Bella: Eww, your boyfriend's ugly! How can you stand being around a non-hot boyfriend?
Ginny: I couldn't care less how he looked.
Bella: What? Looks are everything! Can you imagine what life would be like if Edward was ugly?
Ginny: I don't need to imagine. He is ugly.
Bella: WAAAH! *attempts suicide*

WCHI Emmett and Jasper met the Weasley twins? (P.S. Happy Birthday Gred and Forge!)

Emmett: Whoah. You're not as good looking as us!

Jasper: Oh yeah.

Fred: At least we don't sparkle like actual dicks.

George: And that we don't ride one of your filthy cars!

Jasper: What? Your car is filthier.

Fred: Piss off, at least it can fly. It's more modern than your medieval crap.

Jasper and Emmett: WTF?! *explodes*

WCHI Cedric Diggory met Edward Cullen

Cedric: Who are you?

Edward: I am you, from the future! I'm here to warn you that your life will SUCK after 1995!

Cedric: Umm...

Edward: You die, but then you turn into a sparkly twat, then some bitchy Mary-Sue will fall in love with you and no matter how badly you treat her, she just won't LEAVE!

Cedric: Ouch, sorry.

Edward: Whatever you do, DON'T TOUCH THE CUP!

Cedric: *looks at glass of water* Okaaaaay. I have to go make-out with my super-mega-foxy-awesome-hot girlfriend.

Edward: *travels back to the present*

Bella-Sue: I LUV U EDIKINS!

Edward: GAH! Why am I stuck with that dumb bitch!


WCHI the Cullens were Hogwarts professors?

The students would fail.

WCHI Dumbledore's Army was replaced with the Cullens?

AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! We're all dead!
WCHI The Cullens replaced the Death Eaters?

I trust the first years will be able to handle this battle and all make it back unscathed and in time for the Hogwarts feast.

WCHI Edward Cullen met Voldemort?

Edward: You look like a snake.....
Voldemort: YOU'RE STILL ALIVE! AVADA KEDAVRA!
Edward: *Dead8
WCHI Edward met Cho Chang?

Edward: Hey, I remember you!

Cho: Argh! Stay away from me, you gay bitch!

Edward: WTF? Don't you remember me? I'm Cedric Di- *sunlight shines* OH NO!!!

Cho: Ahhh!!!!!!!!! Stay away from me, you're blinding me!

Edward: Wait, Cho! It's me Cedric Di-

Cho: Your not my more-awesome-dead boyfriend!!!

Edward: Thanks.

Cho: WTF? You're weird!

Edward: Look Cho, what I've become. A human disco ball whose girlfriend is a Mary Sue who gives birth to demon spawns. I don't wanna live a life like this anymore! Will you marry me?

Cho: Go away and suck your own balls! You have a girlfriend and you're asking me to go and fucking marry you? NEVER!!!

Hermione from far away: *overhears conversation* What a bitch, no wonder she doesn't have luck with her boyfriends.

Ginny from far away: I agree

WCHI All Harry Potter characters were at Forks and all Twilight characters were at Hogwarts? :O

Cullens: THE PAINTING MOVE!?!?!
Ron: Whoa, the paintings don't move? Weird!
Arthur: Ecletic plugs!
*Cullens fail epically at O.W.L.s and Wizards own at school.*
WCHI Edward met Snape

Snape: Vampires don't sparkle, Diggory. Ten points from Hufflepuff.

WCHI Bella met McGonagall?

Cat Minerva: *turns back into a human*
Bella: OME! You're a werewolf too?
Minerva: *facepalm*

WCHI Sam Uley met Remus Lupin?

LOL at ToyletGnome: effing cool answer! a prop for you!!

Sam Uley: *dazzled* wow. you're another werewolf breed!

Remus Lupin: No. You are. An annoying and highly displaced one.


WCHI Bella met Cho?

Cho: Err, hi.

Bella: Do you have a boyfriend.

Cho: Yes but he's dead. *sobs*

Bella: Aww, really?

Cho: Yeah *starts crying*

Bella: WELL, TOO BAD!!! BECAUSE MY BOYFRIEND IS ALREADY DEAD BUT HE'S A VAMPIRE!!! HE LOOKS PERFECT, HE TALKS PERFECT, HE DOES EVERYTHING PERFECTLY!!! IF HE'S A VAMPIRE THEN HE CAN LIVE FOREVER AND BE WITH ME FOR-E-VAH!!!

Cho: WTF?

*Edward comes in*

Edward: Hi, Bell-

*Cho stares at Edward*

Edward: OMFG, what?

Cho: YOU!!! I THOUGHT WE...

Edward: I can't explain, Cho.

Cho: FORGET IT!!! I WAS PLANNING TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU!!! BUT YOU'RE WITH...HER!!! F*** THIS DAY!!!!!!!!!! *leaves*

WCHI Snape met Bella

Everyone would realise that Snape's hair is actually quite clean.

WCHI Harry was in Bella's situation, rather than his own... and everyone's genders were reversed.

snapeislove, thanks! I was wondering what the prop was for. I leave so many comments (because I have no life) so I didn't know which one you meant.

He would end up with Leah Clearwater have a demon child named Voldemort.

WCHI Edward went to Hogwarts, fell in love with Luna Lovegood, and started stalking her?

I think Luna would be quite happy that the crumple-horned snorkack liked her.

WCHI Edward was the "vampire" at Slughorn's Christmas party.

Lavender would crash the party and start drooling over Edward.

WCHI Ginny went to Forks High School in place of Bella?

Edward: I follow you around everywhere.
Ginny: Excuse me?
Edward: And I watch you sleep.
Ginny: *casts bat bogey hex*
Edward: OMGWTFBBQVCRHAI???
Ginny: That's what real vampires are supposed to do, bitch!

WCHI the Weasleys were at Forks High School instead of the Cullens?

Gred (RIP) & Forge would be the center of Forks and it would be a much better place.

WCHI Bella in some befuddling manner got inside Hogwarts, got lost, ended up the Ravenclaw tower and confronted with the magical door-knocker?

That's funny, because I always thought Forge was Fred and Gred was George.

She's a woman, is she supposed to know how to knock on a door? I thought men had to do that for you because females are worthless and men are supreme.

WCHI Jacob worked at Gringotts.

No one will ever notice.. he looked like a goblin..



WCHI Bella and Edward tried to climb the Whomping Willow ??


ToyletGnome: the one where McGonagall meets Bella poo.. XD

The Whomping Willow will hit them uncontrollably until they plunge into the Shrieking Shack, then Voldy finds them and shouts AVADA KEDAVRA and the two die.

WCHI Renesmee likes (as in loves) Snape *OMFG, NOOOO!!!*

Well, Renesmee will run out of saliva, the only thing she could do is to drool over him. "Vampires dont sparkle, surely your moronic father told you that??" Snape would say, then, he'll ignore her for the rest of his life.. *sighs*


WCHI Grawp met the Cullens

Even Bella would realise that Grawp is the better looking one.

WCHI Jacob imprinted on Hermione?

Hermione: Did you just imprint on me?
Jabob: Yep.
Hermione: .... AVADA KEDAVRA!

WCHI Bellatrix Lestrange met Rosalie Cullen (is that her last name?)

I think she goes by Hale, but she's married to Emmett Cullen, and I'm pretty sure none of Smeyer's characters are feminists, so I'm not sure.

Bellatrix: So you live with the fuckwit who stole my nickname?
Rose: Yes, that's why I called you. I need you to kill her so I can kidnap her demonspawm.
Bellatrix: Have you got the money?
Rose: *hands her a bazillion dollars*

later that day...

Bella: ZOMG uv got wierd haire btw Edwards hawt
Bellatrix: Avada Kedavra
Rose: *runs away with demonspawn*

WCHI Alice and Ginny met?

Alice: Hai!
Ginny: Hi there.
Alice: Do you want some clothes?
Ginny: Er - sure.
Alice: Here! Meet my friend, Bella.
Bella: VICTORIA!
Ginny: AHHH! ANTI-FEMINISTS! AVADA KEDRAVA!

WCHI Edward had to work for Hagrid?