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In the time it takes for Harry Styles to say hello, you can probably go for a quick wee, make a cheese sandwich and put the kettle on with a few seconds to spare. Speaking quickly just isn\'t exactly his forte, is it?
We\'ve noted Harry\'s lovely, peaceful, snail pace, slowpoke (you get the idea) voice ever since the fetus days, but because it\'s written into One Direction folklore now after so many moons, we\'d almost forgotten just HOW slow things actually get when Hazza\'s chatting away.
But this week the 1D fan have served up a genius reminder of the sloth-inspired pace that Harry Edward Styles shares his words with the world, with a video of his speaking voice sped up to that of a normal person.
Anyone not familiar with Harry\'s technique of saying one word per hour could easily be fooled into thinking that this is his typical speech, and it\'s not until you hear Niall in the background sounding like a chipmunk on acid that it all starts to make sense.
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Doooo yuuhhh want tuh heeeeear Arrah sawwnding quaarrt narrmal actullllehhhhh? Alright, we\'ll stop doing that now so you can check out the snazzy little vid right here, guaranteed to confuse your mind and soul.
I ALWAYS KNEW HARRY TALKED SLOW BUT I DIDNT REALIZE JUST HOW SLOW UNTIL I HEARD THIS SPED UP VERSION OF HIM OHMY pic.twitter.com/eL5zuAfldb
What even is life with a fast-speaking Harry Styles? We\'re not sure we like it.
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