France
Overview... the land of romance, a center of haute couture, and the nation of éclairs and macarons. France may be all these things and more, but to the other Allied Powers, his ability to make a soufflé doesn't mean a damn if he can't fight. And despite a long and glorious military history (his words, not his allies'), France hasn't been doing well on the battlefield lately. Still, sometime it's hard to blame him – how would you do if you...