Today is December 27th, 2011. Do آپ know what this means? KateKicksAss is turning 16 years old today! Anyway, it was my idea to make آپ this collaboration مضمون with some shout-outs from your دوستوں :P
Without further ado, consider this your birthday present from your دوستوں and I!
P.S. Read the first couple of entries for "Kate" on Urban Dictionary!
Kate, Happy Birthday! I hope آپ enjoy all the pleasure and displeasure of being another سال older. آپ have been one of my bestest دوستوں on here, and I would consider آپ to be a good friend in RL as well. آپ always make me...
Meanwhile, Edward stood in front of the Empire State Building, attracting a lot of funny looks from passersby. Shoving a little old lady carrying a twenty pound bag of dog food out of the way, he marched forward, into the building.
"May I help you?", asked a receptionist, batting her eyelashes flirtatiously. Edward rolled his eyes and headed towards the elevators.
Elbowing past the line of people waiting for an elevator, ignoring the many evil eyes and shouts of "Hey!", and "Wait your turn, jerk!" aimed at him. He shoved his way into a packed elevator and hit the button for the سب, سب سے اوپر floor....
This is my Twilight Fanfiction, haha. Summary: Set during New Moon, Alice has a vision of Bella jumping off the cliff, but instead of going to Italy, Edward tries to kill himself in various Muggle ways. Humor
Edward Cullen sat on the سوفی, لٹانا moping. The Cullens had moved to New York after leaving Forks, but Edward didn't care. He hadn't gone out once, and sat on the سوفی, لٹانا depressed and moping all the time. He sighed as he sat on the سوفی, لٹانا wondering if Bella even remembered what he looked like anymore. یا how he sparkled. CRASH! He turned, temporarily snapped out of his self-pity and depression....