On planet Mars
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IT'S TIME TO REACH FOR THE STARS!
"A new Kindle, old Kindle, which do I choose?
How about the one that doesn't go off to snooze?
The old one's shitty
The new one's pretty
The one one's worse off than a witty itty kitty
New one's lookin' ٹھنڈے, کولر than a Ferrari
Old one's got graphics like the Atari
And when آپ compare the two, no contest
The new one's blessed while the old one's not even dressed
New one spits flames like Mega Charizard X
Older model could use way better effects
So listen up old model, you're bad, you're a flop
While the newer one's stayin'....at the top
New one's lookin' fly
Old one wants to die
New one's got مزید power than the Tsar Bomba
Old one's in desperate need of a coma
So listen up old model, آپ think you're so cool
But in reality, all آپ ever were was a tool
And now that ol' new model's the سب, سب سے اوپر of the tier
I'm afraid it's time to pack your bags
And get the hell outta here"
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! تل, مول KNIGHT! V.S.......... SPECTER KNIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BEGIN!
تل, مول Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 سیکنڈ your پچھواڑے, گدا will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put آپ to the test
Cause I'm
تل, مول KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit آپ so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat آپ in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)
BEGIN!
تل, مول Knight: I'm going underground
Can't be found
In less than 2 سیکنڈ your پچھواڑے, گدا will be drowned
I'm the best of the best
I'll put آپ to the test
Cause I'm
تل, مول KNIGHT! *Shatters Boulder*
After this battle your face will be altered
After this battle your bones will be slaughtered
Cause I'm better than the rest
No contest
I'll hit آپ so hard you'll wake up in the northwest
Just face it, I've already won
And now you're under arrest
IT'S TIME TO HAVE FUN!
Specter Knight: You've got to be kidding me
WHAT SORCERY IS THIS!?
I assume a homeless refuge
Who needs to be dismissed
I'm the leader of your nightmares
The haunter of the dead seas
I'll beat آپ in no time
And collect your debris
(Magnum opes, eh? XXD I'll continue this later.)