Chapter Cinema, Cardiff is proud to present a special FREE screening of the Lord of the Rings پرستار film, The Hunt For Gollum on Saturday 24th October at 6pm, together with Blair Witch spoof, Blair Thumb

This is only the سیکنڈ opportunity for شائقین in the UK to see The Hunt For Gollum on the big screen and for free.

To claim your free ticket call in to Chapter, Market Road, Canton, Cardiff, CF5 1QE, یا ring 02920 311050.

Fancy dress is encouraged with a prize for the best Lord of the Rings costume

Sauron has the face of Satan. Every one knew he was evil, because everyone thought sauron was Satan, and those who knew the trial, was a hoax liked Stan. He lived near the shire, at mordor, never as a beast, simply as a human. Once the trial was complete, he was enslaved سے طرف کی Stan. So where all the orcs with him, and so on. They lived at mount doom. That is Satan's place, where sauron they کہا ruled, but was enslaved. Slowly he evolved into the universal predator, killing Stan. All orcs freed, soon afterwards they came to kill the newly freed slaves, worried as slave owners. The story is about bringing the ring to Satan's stronghold, so Satan can be reborn, that's why it should stay with its attendant. Sauromon is not our Allie, I'm pretty willy nilly at which. They where all safely enslaved at the time of the book, acting a little different when free.

In the lotr and hobbit فلمیں they have this جملہ معیاری that I have picked up on. All elves are smart and all dwarves are dumb. In the کتابیں the high elves are supposed to be smart and the wood elves are supposed to be dumb. In the hobbit book when bilbo and the dwarves get captured سے طرف کی the wood elves every thing is made of leaves and wood, but in the movie there is no clear difference between the high elves and the wood elves. And in the lotr book legolas is kinda dumb and gimli is smarter but in the movie the writers switched up their personallities. maybe its just me but it agrovates me so much!

With the ring reaper. With Wraithes آپ liked less. Your scared of Samara, آپ didn't like any of my orcs. Earth was designed to handle impact like a modern crush car. With cavities to protect dismantlement of earths interior. Cavities many time filled with satanic temples of demons. Mordor is here, don't worry, this the gates of Hell. Your a Christian Frodo, the most sinless individuals, like yourself, turning into the worst psychopaths. Satan is Jesus, his son Freddy the devil, Lucifer is god, every story written backwards. آپ wore the ring to much, your not innocent enough, for the task. Love sauron.

Roses are red,
Your eyes are beautiful and blue,
If I died,
It would have always been for you.

I stare at آپ every day,
Nothing tears me away,
Whenever آپ smile,
It's in a lovely kind of way.

I would do anything just to see you,
یا touch your smooth skin,
یا maybe even your soft lips,
You're the one I'm infatuated in.

And I want آپ to know, if آپ ever needed someone,
To care for آپ and love you,
I would be there for you,
آپ have to realise...it's true.

Will آپ be my Valentine?
xx

YES! another. :3

I am a پرستار of LOTR and HP.!
this is not an 1000 reasons why. so. dont go into that. annoying habit
and before we go into Gandalf was a God. I dont think he was according to wiki.!

but lets get to it! Who do آپ think would WIN?!

I know they come from two totally different background but COME ON why not have a little fun
:D

Even though I think Gandalf is SOO awesome I am team Dumbledore! why?

because fact Dumbledore vs. Gandalf the Grey! hands down Dumbledore no thought to it.!

now Gandalf the White and Dumbledore I think it would be a LONG EPIC BEAUTIFUL! battle
but I STILL think dumbledore would win! what do آپ guys think i'm not going to go into detail just YET about WHY i want to respond to آپ guys responses and etc. so yeah!