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posted by Mallory101
1. Mess up his hair

2. Take him on a blind تاریخ with a dwarf woman.

3. Hide his hairbrushes

4. Throw feathers on him and run away.

5. Tie him to a chair and make him listen to Elrond singing in the شاور *shudders*

6. Curl his hair

7. Clip his ears

8. Hide his hair products

9. Give them back to him but only after you've replaced his shampoo with red dye

10. Challenge him to an "Elvish Song" contest, and pick the song with the longest verses for him to sing

11. Call him "Igor" for a day

12. Tie him to a درخت and leave him there. Then smear honey in his hair

13. Sing "Secret, ELVISH MAN, secret, ELVISH MAN" to him for a day.

14. Also sing "Domo arigato Mr Legolaso"

15. Make him watch the Hilary Duff موسیقی videos!

16. Casually mention that he has wrinkles

17. And then hand him some anti wrinkle cream

18. Tell him he is getting fat

19. Instead of speaking directly to him say everything to him as if آپ were playing charades

20. Invite him to Sauron’s چائے party, encourage him to bring his stuffed animal

21. Tell him that green leotards are "so last century"

22. Dress exactly like him, accuse him of copying your fashion sense

23. Tell him and explain in great detail how Aragorn is a much better fighter than he will ever be.

24. Ask him why he isn’t married yet. Point out that Aragon is.

25. Hide his bow

26. Make fun of his age.

27. Ask him what is the genotypic ratio of heterozygous plants compared to homozygous recessive plants in a پار, صلیب breed? (Sorry, I was studying for exams when I wrote this)

28. Dress up in a درخت costume and jump out at him from a corner. When he gets scared and screams, oh yes he will scream, accuse him that he is a very bad wood elf if he gets scared of trees!

29. Spread the rumors that Leoglas Greenleaf is afraid of trees

30. Send rabid dogs into the bathroom when he’s on the crapper.

31. Give him a مشروم, کھنبی cut in his sleep

32. Call him embarrassing nicknames such as “Leggy”

33. When آپ see him in the hallway casually walk by, scream randomly in his face then keep on walking as if nothing happened.

34. Call his name loudly multiple times until he comes to آپ to find out what آپ wanted. Tell him “Nevermind, I’ve forgotten”

35. Wait until he’s far away enough and repeat # 34

36. Accuse him of being a daddy’s girl…err boy

37. Go around repeating his lines from the movie to him.

38. Replace all his drinks with energy drinks, sit back and watch the fun.

39. Accuse him and Gimli of doing naughty things in the caves at Helm’s Deep.

40. Steal the toilet paper before he goes into the bathroom.

41. While he is busy “wooing” the ladies go up to him, slap him and make a big scene about him not paying child support for the 6 kids you’ve allegedly had with him

42. Ask him why he doesn’t send آپ flowers anymore. Do it in a whiny voice

43. Replace all his clothes with Gimli’s clothes and vice versa
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posted by matchesrulezu
The عنوان can be misleading, but I couldn't think of another title. lol. I'm not doing an in-depth writing of the contrasts between the کتابیں and movies. Not yet, at least.

I just wanted to know if I was the only one that thinks they did it a little backwards. Last I heard, they were looking to turn The Hobbit into a three-part movie series. A trilogy like The Lord of the Rings. But if you've read the books, آپ would know that The Hobbit should have been one movie, maybe two, and that each of the LotR کتابیں should have been made into three movies.

The Hobbit is actually a short book and while...
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I.The Hobbit
p20. map and key
p34-41 trolls
p52 Elrond looks at swords
p64 Gandolf re-appears to save them from goblins
p72-82 Bilbo and Gollum (riddles)
p100 Wargs (evil wolves), p.106 eagle rescue
p118 about. Beorn the skinchanger
p126 Gandolf and smoke-rings
p137 Gandolf leaves the party p297 Defeat of the Necromancer
p 155 "I shall call آپ Sting"
p170 captured سے طرف کی wood elves
p181 escape in barrels
p209 opening the door
p215 smaug awakes p.224 his weakspot p249 shot with an arrow
p263 Thorin is stubborn
p271 Bilbo bargains with the Arkenstone
p278-285 and 289 Battle of 5 Armies

II. Fellowship of the Rings...
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