what's the funniest story that آپ read about michael یا the most craziest one

the funniest one i read about is when he was at al green's church with his friend david gest and poor michael had an rash because he wore his underware to tight lol and thier was this lady sitting right اگلے to michael and she was going crazy and she started spinning in circles and fell on michael's crotch lol and poor michael was in pain and he scream to david saying help me help me as she laid thier poor micahel and on سب, سب سے اوپر of that poor michael was walking funny