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9 adult movie jokes we were totally too young to understand

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Splicing smutty jokes into family films is one of Hollywood\'s oldest and darkest arts, an entire industry trying to appeal to all audiences with acts of collective Tyler Durden-like rebellion. You big rebels, you. 
Of course, now we\'re all grown up, we can chuckle at the black light joke in
without getting too worried that it will traumatise the kids, but look back at the movies you watched when you were smaller, and you\'ll be horrified to discover the adult references that you never clocked.
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) is the ruthless short-ass Lord Farquaad who wants to banish all the fairytale creatures from the kingdom and send them to Shrek\'s swamp. The git. He\'s also got designs on Princess Fiona, but only so he can steal the thrown. The "f**kwad". Yeah we never noticed his name was quite overtly an insult. Seems obvious now.
What we couldn\'t understand about Disney\'s terrifying (if you\'re a kid) cult classic was why everyone thought it was so funny that Max was a \'virgin\'. It was just his star sign – he couldn\'t help it, and it couldn\'t be all that uncommon, right?
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What\'s going on here? We didn\'t understand this at all. Is she tickling him?
Also, what on earth is going on here? We not only didn\'t understand this, we don\'t remember even seeing it. It\'s like we totally blocked this out.
Venkman says "Hi Egon, how\'s school? I bet those science chicks really dig that large cranium of yours, huh?" And Egon replies: "I think they\'re more interested in my epididymis"
That means cock. Who knew Egon was such a massive sex pest?
Ok we can\'t actually claim to have been kids when this film came out, we were just clean-minded grown-ups. But when evil mafiosi bear Lotso shuts Mrs Potatohead up by literally grabbing her lips off her potatohead and hubby Mr Potatohead says "Hey! Nobody takes my wife\'s mouth but me!" we thought nothing of it.
Consider this quick-fire avalanche of innuendo from Mrs Doubtfire, talking to his ex-wife\'s new beau:
Mrs. Doubtfire: Sink the sub. Hide the weasel. Park the porpoise. A bit of the old Humpty Dumpty, Little Jack Horny, the Horizontal Mambo, hmm? The Bone Dancer, Rumpleforeskin, Baloney Bop, a bit of the old Cunning Linguistics?
Mrs. Doubtfire: Oh I\'m sorry, am I being a little graphic? I\'m sorry. Well, I hope you\'re up for a little competition. She\'s got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It\'s her own personal jackhammer. She could break sidewalk with that thing. She uses it and the lights dim, it\'s like a prison movie. Amazed she hasn\'t chipped her teeth.
And then imagine us just going "wait, what?" and then "oh, nevermind".
Shaggy was a stoner. We had some idea of what that was in 2002, but not this mostly American euphemistic name for it. So when he meets "Mary Jane" on an aeroplane and says "That\'s like, my favourite name!" We just thought "Yeah. It\'s an ok name."
director James Gunn co-wrote the script for this movie.
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