Everypony at Celestia's قلعہ was ready for the fight, as the Griffons were getting close to attacking them.
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting میں تپ, تپ ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
قوس قزح Dash: At least آپ got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it آپ three کہا آپ were going to do to win this war?
قوس قزح Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're ہے رہا ہو لوڈ the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: آگ کے, آگ the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot سے طرف کی cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
قوس قزح Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: آپ three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes آپ are Miss. I love mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed سے طرف کی arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield آپ careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting مزید casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll دکھائیں the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
قوس قزح Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
قوس قزح Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک & Rarity: *Following قوس قزح Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
قوس قزح Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
قوس قزح Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
قوس قزح Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told آپ it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* آپ ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that مالٹا, نارنگی pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
قوس قزح Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did آپ miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked سے طرف کی Gilda*
قوس قزح Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are آپ going to do about it?
قوس قزح Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
قوس قزح Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
Lord Burlington: Get the cannons ready!
Celestia: Get the cannons ready.
Kan Can: Get the cannons ready. *Getting میں تپ, تپ ready, but accidentally falls off of the castle*
Lord Burlington: Anymore clumsy ponies like him, and we'll never win.
قوس قزح Dash: At least آپ got us.
Lord Burlington: Yeah. What was it آپ three کہا آپ were going to do to win this war?
قوس قزح Dash: Just.
Applejack: Be.
Rarity: Me.
Gilda: Load up the catapults!
Griffons: *Loading up catapults*
Archer: They're ہے رہا ہو لوڈ the catapults sir.
Lord Burlington: آگ کے, آگ the cannons!
Ponies: *Shooting cannons*
Griffons: They're firing cannons at us!
Gilda: Shoot those rocks at them.
Griffons: *Shooting rocks with catapults*
Some of the rocks were hitting some of the bombs shot سے طرف کی cannons, and a few mid air explosions occurred.
Archer: With your permission, my archery team will take them down.
Lord Burlington: Archers, ready.
Archer, and other ponies carrying bow & arrows: *Readying bows*
Lord Burlington: Aim.
Archery Ponies: *Pulling back arrows*
Lord Burlington: Fire!
Archery Ponies: *Firing arrows at griffons*
قوس قزح Dash: What about us?
Lord Burlington: آپ three must put on armor, get a sword, and shield.
Rarity: Are we... *Gulp* Fighting them out there?
Lord Burlington: Yes آپ are Miss. I love mas*****ting to stallions I barely know. Get out there.
Applejack: Let's do this.
So the three ponies went to get what they needed.
Griffon 4: *Gets killed سے طرف کی arrow*
Gilda: Use your shield آپ careless saps!
Griffons: She's right. Use the shields.
Tomtom: You're a good leader.
Gilda: Yeah, I know.
McKing: Ma'am, we're getting مزید casualties.
Gilda: How is this possible? We should be winning.
Tomtom: Maybe, because we're outnumbered.
McKing: Hey, you're right. Where's Mike?
Lucifer: I don't see him.
Mike was at their castle, modifying his toy tommy gun.
Mike: Yes. This is good. Now I'll دکھائیں the others that I mean business with this. Look out everypony. *Grabs toy tommygun* I'm going to kill you.
Back at the battle.
قوس قزح Dash: This is gonna be so awesome.
Rarity: Awesome? We're going to die.
Applejack: No we're not. We're going to win.
قوس قزح Dash: Charge! *Charges towards Griffons*
applejack کی, اپپلیجاک & Rarity: *Following قوس قزح Dash*
Gilda: There they are.
McKing: Shoot them.
Griffons: *Shooting arrows at قوس قزح Dash, Applejack, and Rarity* It's not working. Our arrows keep hitting their armor.
Porter: They're not even slowing down.
قوس قزح Dash: *Raises sword* Yeah!!
Gilda: Oh god.
قوس قزح Dash: *Stabs Porter's stomach*
Porter: *Feels sword hit stomach*
قوس قزح Dash: Wait a minute.. *Gets sent flying backwards due to the impact on Porter's stomach*
Porter: I told آپ it was a good thing to be fat.
Applejack: *Cuts Porter's head off with sword*
Gilda: Yeah. *Grabs sword* آپ ready to "Square dance" redneck?
Applejack: *Swings sword at Gilda*
Rarity: *Kills two griffons* I can't believe I'm doing this. It's so unladylike.
Gilda: *Continues swordfight with Applejack*
Applejack: *Kicks griffon, then jumps up in air*
Gilda: *Swings sword*
Applejack: *Blocks attack*
McKing: Tomtom, help Gilda defeat that مالٹا, نارنگی pony.
Tomtom: Yes sir.
قوس قزح Dash: *Returns, and kills Tomtom* Did آپ miss me?
Rarity: Yes.
Applejack: Practically. *Gets kicked سے طرف کی Gilda*
قوس قزح Dash: Hey! Nopony does that to my friend!
Gilda: What are آپ going to do about it?
قوس قزح Dash: Just be me.
Gilda: What?
قوس قزح Dash: *Hits Gilda with sword*
Lord Burlington: *Watching fight* This is great. Does anypony have popcorn?
Celestia: What is that?
Lord Burlington: It's... Never mind.
2 B continued
Wat:
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a بادل of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real دوستوں don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.
Attempt One and Two
Don't rush, guys.
Wat:
Attempt Three
"Okay, Princess. Celestia, here are my new five friends."
"Okay, here have two tickets."
Wat:
Attempt Four
Drunk Applejack
Wat:
Attempt Five
Gilda is a bitch.
Wat:
Attempt Six
Two-parter with Trixie needs to happen.
Wat:
Attempt Seven
"There's a بادل of--"
"Shut up, Fluttershy, nobody cares about you."
Wat:
Attempt Eight
Ships.
Wat:
Attempt Nine
"Real دوستوں don't care what your cover is."
Proof that the Mane Six (Minus Twilight) and Applebloom are not real friends.
Wat:
Attempt Ten
Nopony cares about Pinkie, either.
Wat:
Attempt Eleven
Twi, get a snowplow and bucking....
Wat:
Attempt Twelve
Recolors of Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle in the class, and Diamond Tiara is Sweetie, and Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon are bitches.