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Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at قوس قزح Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't آپ be دوستوں with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're دوستوں with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your اگلے plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why آپ never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: آپ told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating قوس قزح Dash, سے طرف کی using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
قوس قزح Dash: آپ ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
قوس قزح Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
قوس قزح Dash: آگ کے, آگ away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: آپ can't fight anypony with a gun if آپ can't dodge the bullets.
قوس قزح Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
قوس قزح Dash: What do آپ want?
Discord: To kill you.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh no آپ don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
قوس قزح Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
قوس قزح Dash: She just کہا my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that آپ got rid of my gun. آپ know what I'm gonna do now?
قوس قزح Dash: What?
Discord was about to مککا, عجیب الخلقت her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
قوس قزح Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* آپ failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told آپ to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at قوس قزح Dash* She's dead.
قوس قزح Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no آپ don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are آپ alright?
قوس قزح Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
قوس قزح Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge آپ to a wrestling match!
قوس قزح Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.
Seanthehedgehog Presents
The Adventures Of قوس قزح Dash
Starring the fastest pegasus in all of Equestria, قوس قزح Dash
Her German sidekick, Pinkie Pie
The main villian, Discord
Discord's sidekicks: Screwball, Karl, and Kyle
Episode 9
Who Pulled The Trigger?
Discord was in his secret lair, wondering how to get back at قوس قزح Dash.
Discord: I can't understand it. No matter what I do to defeat her, it fails.
Karl: Well, shouldn't آپ be دوستوں with her already?
Kyle: Yeah. You're دوستوں with her in the My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic show.
Discord: It's just a show. This is real life. I can't be a good guy in real life. Causing chaos is what I do best in reality.
Karl: Well, what's your اگلے plan?
Discord: I don't know why I never thought of it before, but I decided to shoot her.
Kyle: I can think of hundreds of reasons why آپ never thought of that before.
Discord: Oh shut up. Where's Screwball?
Screwball: *Appears out of nowhere* I'm right here sir.
Discord: Where were you?
Screwball: آپ told me to clean all of the hallways in this building. Maybe it's time for a smaller HQ.
Kyle: No way. We made plans to get a new bowling alley.
Karl: And an arcade.
Screwball: All that in this place? It's out of the question.
Discord: Enough! This is the first attempt that I'm going to make on defeating قوس قزح Dash, سے طرف کی using a gun.
Karl: It ain't gonna work.
Discord: Try me.
Meanwhile in Ponyville
قوس قزح Dash: آپ ready Pinkie Pie?
Pinkie Pie: *Carrying an air soft gun* Jawohl!
قوس قزح Dash: Speak English please.
Pinkie Pie: Okay, I'm ready. *Aiming air soft gun*
قوس قزح Dash: آگ کے, آگ away. *Flying fast*
Pinkie Pie: *Shooting air soft bullets at قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: *Dodging bullets*
Pinkie Pie: *Shoots قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: Ah! *Lands on ground*
Pinkie Pie: آپ can't fight anypony with a gun if آپ can't dodge the bullets.
قوس قزح Dash: Don't remind me. Why do they call it air soft when it's not soft at all?
Discord: *Arrives with a gun* Hello Dashie. I see you've been practicing on avoiding gunshots.
قوس قزح Dash: What do آپ want?
Discord: To kill you.
قوس قزح Dash: Oh no آپ don't. *Hits gun out of Discord's grip*
Pinkie Pie: *Grabs gun*
قوس قزح Dash: Get that thing out of here, and call the cops.
Pinkie Pie: Jawohl Regenbogen Strich *Runs away*
قوس قزح Dash: She just کہا my entire name in German.
Discord: That's nice, but not the fact that آپ got rid of my gun. آپ know what I'm gonna do now?
قوس قزح Dash: What?
Discord was about to مککا, عجیب الخلقت her, but just as he swung his arm towards her, she ducked, and missed Discord missed her.
قوس قزح Dash: Nice try. *Kicks Discord*
Discord: Oh. *Kneeling on ground, then he punches قوس قزح Dash*
قوس قزح Dash: Ah!
Discord: *Pushes her to the ground*
قوس قزح Dash: *Kicks Discord off of herself*
Discord: Very clever. Very clever indeed.
قوس قزح Dash: *Gets back up, and punches Discord* آپ failed to defeat me yet again.
Discord: Oh, but I haven't been defeated yet. Even though things have not gone quite the way I planned them, I will defeat you.
قوس قزح Dash: Yeah, right. *Gets shot with a sleeping dart*
Karl: I got her!
Discord: Excellent. *Looking at dart* Wait a minute. I told آپ to get poison darts, not sleeping darts!
Karl: Sorry sir. Maybe we can take her to our base of operations, and kill her there.
Discord: Yes indeed. That way, no one will find the body.
Pinkie Pie soon arrived with the police.
Police Ponies: *Looking at قوس قزح Dash* She's dead.
قوس قزح Dash: *Wakes up* Who's dead?
Discord: The plan failed, run! *Running away*
Karl: *Escapes*
Police Ponies: Oh no آپ don't. *Chasing Discord*
Pinkie Pie: Are آپ alright?
قوس قزح Dash: I thought he was going to kill me for a moment.
Pinkie Pie: Kill you? You're too tough to be killed.
قوس قزح Dash: True.
Bulk Biceps: *Appears out of nowhere* I challenge آپ to a wrestling match!
قوس قزح Dash: *Very scared, and whispers* mommy?
The end.