Golfing
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are آپ laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are آپ doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes آپ think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. آپ کہا I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I کہا half an گھنٹہ ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet آپ cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard آپ had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did آپ hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: آپ mean آپ can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart ٹٹو to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there آپ go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* آپ do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have آپ sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between آپ two.
Chip: ارے Otis. I thought آپ کہا آپ were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did آپ say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something آپ told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things آپ don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told آپ I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued
Starring Tom Foolery as Otis
Master Sword as Chip
Snow Wonder as Elena
Heartsong as Casey
Cosmic قوس قزح as Olson
Mortomis as Caddy
Blaze as Mitchell
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What are آپ laughing for? We didn't even start the skit yet.
Audience: *Laughing*
The End
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: What the hell are آپ doing?! If we didn't even start the skit, what makes آپ think it's the end?
Now the skit starts. At the Ponyville golf course, Mitchell, and Olson were playing against each other.
Mitchell: *Waiting to hit the ball as he hears a train's horn*
Olson: *Waiting*
Mitchell: *Hits the ball*
Olson: *Sees the ball land on the green*
Mitchell: Ha. آپ کہا I couldn't do it.
Olson: Oh, that's what I کہا half an گھنٹہ ago.
Audience: *Laughing*
Mitchell: Idiot.
Olson: I bet آپ cheated.
Audience: *Laughing*
Meanwhile, Otis, and Chip were two holes behind them on the 12th hole.
Chip: So I heard آپ had trouble with the audience, and producers.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: Where did آپ hear that?
Chip: Oh, somewhere. Actually, I think it was the 11th hole. I'm not sure.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: آپ mean آپ can't remember?
Chip: Do I look like a smart ٹٹو to you?
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: No.
Chip: Well there آپ go. Let's tee off.
Otis: *Spots Elena, and Casey* آپ do that, I'm going to jack off.
Audience: *Laughing*
Chip: What for? *Looks behind him, and sees Elena, and Casey* Oh. That's why.
Otis: So, how long have آپ sexy mares been playing this sport?
Elena: I played for four years.
Casey: Two years.
Otis: Oh yeah? I have been playing for three years. Right between آپ two.
Chip: ارے Otis. I thought آپ کہا آپ were going to jack off!
Audience: *Laughing*
Casey: What did he say?
Otis: He's drunk, forget him. *Runs to Chip* What the hell did آپ say that out loud for?
Chip: I was just repeating something آپ told me.
Otis: Yeah well, don't do that.
Chip: How come?
Otis: There are certain things آپ don't say outloud.
Chip: Well I told آپ I'm an idiot. I don't know any better.
Audience: *Laughing*
Otis: *Walks to tee* Let's finish this hole.
Chip: *Looking away from Otis* Okay. Idiot.
Otis: And stop calling yourself an idiot.
Chip: I just did.
Audience: *Laughing*
2 B Continued