Crystal Ponies

Theme Song: link

Master Sword: Come on Tom, let's go meet the others.
Tom: Right behind you.
Double Scoop: *Standing on سٹریٹ, گلی corner*
Aina: *Runs out of her house*
Sunny: Hey, wait for me. *Flying in the middle of the street*
Saten Twist: *Polishing his chain saw, but stops to go meet the others*
Pleiades: *Arrives at corner*
Mortomis: *Standing اگلے to Double Scoop*
Tom: مزید ponies!!
Snow Wonder: *Arrives in a brand new Corvette*
Cosmic Rainbow: *Flies from the clouds*
Heartsong: *Climbs out of a manhole*
Annie: *Arrives on a bicycle*
Blaze: *Flies out of a house window, and lands اگلے to...

Blooper time.

Audience: *Cheering, and clapping*

Blooper song: link

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her normal voice* I don't know.... wait a second. I NO LONGER HAVE THE- *Coughs, and falls down*
Spike: Cut.
Director: آپ don't make the decisions!
Audience: *Laughing*

Take 2

Twilight: *Enters the human world with Spike*
Spike: What happened to us?
Twilight: *Talks in her black man's voice* I don't know.... Hey, I thought I was supposed to get my normal voice back!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Tom: *Goes on his laptop* Okay, give me a...

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, a fake white mustache, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Bulk Biceps as Adele
and Fancy Pants as Keanu Reeves

Alex: Welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. It's been an exciting first round, now let's take a look at the scores. Sean the hedgehog has set a new Jeopardy record with negative $235,000.
Audience: *Laughing*
Sean: Suck on it Trebek.
Audience: *Cheering*
Sean: Suck it long, and suck it hard.
Audience: *Clapping* Woo...

Tom: Well, we hope آپ enjoyed this episode, because now, it's time for the bloopers.
Audience: *Clapping*

Blooper song: link

Frank & Wilson: We already did the intro!!
Audience: *Laughing*
Matt: Well, considering the fact that I'm blind, I'm going to throw this laptop away. *Throws it at a taxi*
Taxi Pony: Hey, you're gonna pay for that!
Audience: *Laughing*

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Matt: This is getting too random. *Climbs into Gordon's cab* Okay random talking train that I can't see because I'm blind, take me home.
Audience: *Laughing*
Gordon: Uh, I'm not even on the train tracks.
Matt: Now آپ tell me.
Audience:...

Theme song >>>> link

Taxi Ponies: *Driving taxi cabs to the station*

Ponies On The Rails

Starring the Union Pacific ponies

Pierce Hawkins "Hawkeye" From Seanthehedgehog

Snowflake & Orion From Alinah09

Metal Gloss From DragonAura15

Railway Pony: *Driving freight train across a bridge going over the train tracks at the station.*
Metal Gloss: *Drives freight train under bridge*
Pony: *In the station, buying a ticket. As soon as he gets the ticket, he runs across the platform, and boards his train.*
Hawkeye: *Preparing train for departure*
Stylo: *Looking at orders on paper*
Hawkeye:...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic قوس قزح as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was sitting at her ڈیسک when Derpy appeared.

Derpy: I'd like to inform آپ about something important. You're sitting at a desk.
Audience: *Laughing*
Celestia: Yes I can see that آپ cross-eyed freak. I f***ing hate you. The news آپ give me, is stupid. Last week آپ informed...

Episode 1: New School (Part 1)

Joseph: *Sitting سے طرف کی himself, has white hair, light green eyes, and a slightly toned figure*

Mane Six: *Sit اگلے to Joseph*

Rainbow Dash: Good afternoon, Joseph!

Joseph: *Sees the Mane Six اگلے to him* Oh, hello...

Pinkie Pie: *Looks at Joseph* What’s bugging you, Joseph?

Joseph: *Sighs* It’s nothing...

Rarity: Are آپ sure? We can’t help آپ if آپ don’t talk to us.

Joseph: It’s just...my powers...

Fluttershy: Powers?

Twilight Sparkle: *Looks at her friends* آپ don’t know his powers? They’re super cool!

Rarity: We’ve only known him for about a سال now......

SeanTheHedgehog Presents

Papillon

Also starring Dragonaura15's Metal Gloss

France, 1938

Two stallions were walking to a warden at a jail. They were outside, near the exit where all the prisoners were lined up.

Police ٹٹو 54: All present, and accounted for sir.
Warden: Thank you.
Police ٹٹو 95: *Playing drums for five seconds*
Warden: As of this moment, آپ will all be transferred to another prison, far from here. Everypony living in France no longer has to worry about you. Forget France. She has gotten rid of you.

Then the warden walked down a crowded street, while soldiers, and police ponies...

Tom: We're gonna دکھائیں آپ all of the crossover parodies we've done in this season. Let us know which one is your پسندیدہ in the تبصرے below.

Master Sword: Our first crossover parody will be Sleepless Hedgehog In Ponyville.
Tom: Which is a crossover of Hedgehog In Ponyville, and Sleepless In Ponyville. Let's begin.

Location: Ponyville, Sweet سیب, ایپل Acres
Date: September 28, 2013... One hundred years ago.

Audience: *Laughing*

An evil scientist سے طرف کی the name of Doctor Robotnik came from the Sonic The Hedgehog world, یا Mobius.. Whatever it's called.

Audience: *Laughing*

The residents of Ponyville...

Date: August 19, 1958
Location: Cheyenne, Wyoming
Time: 8:01 AM
Railroad: Union Pacific

Jeff, and Hawkeye got back to the station. They uncoupled their engine from the train, and Stephanie continued on with Stylo in two diesels.

Hawkeye: *Walks into Pete's office* I suppose آپ heard about what happened.
Pete: Yes. How come آپ didn't listen to Jeff?
Hawkeye: I thought he was lying. Anyway he told me آپ might آگ کے, آگ him for crashing those three engines into the repairs.
Pete: Of course not. I know it was an accident, and I gave him a fair warning. Also, I did some serious thinking, and I'm gonna...

Our cast for this Celebrity Jeopardy skit is

Saten Twist - Alex Trebek (He wears a white wig, and his cutie mark has been changed to a game دکھائیں wheel.)
Sean the hedgehog as himself (He's a famous war hero.)
Saten Twist as Will Ferrell (He is dressed as himself)
Special guest star, Shredder Dash as himself

Audience: *Clapping*
Alex: And welcome back to Celebrity Jeopardy. This is our first episode of 2015, and already things have gone completely wrong.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: I'd like to once again remind everypony here to refrain the use of swear words.
Audience: *Laughing*
Alex: And with...

Princess Celestia

Starring Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Derpy as theirselves
Blaze as Jonathan (For this skit, he's bald.)
Cosmic قوس قزح as Chrysler (For this skit, he has a mustache.)
Mortomis as Bryan
Saten Twist as Timothy
Double Scoop as Skeletor
Master Sword as Harry
Sophie Shimmer as Alexis
Astrel Sky as Jenny

Celestia was in her office when suddenly..

Derpy: *Enters office* Twilight Sparkle has started a new school, and has made آپ enroll for classes.
Audience: *Laughing*
Derpy: What are your thoughts about this?
Celestia: This has to be the dumbest thing I have ever heard of. I should...

Date: July 28, 1958
Location: Ogden Utah
Time: 10:36 AM
Railroad: Southern Pacific

Donut kept complaining about everything. He complained about not getting enough hooficures. He complained about getting too much work. It was so annoying that Nikki decided to put an end to it once, and for all.

Nikki: *Sitting at the station with Anthony, and Donut* I ain't happy with what آپ did yesterday. آپ just left your train on a bridge.
Donut: Shut the fuck up. I didn't ask for anypony to criticize me about my job.
Nikki: Then it's a good thing my sister is coming back today. She'll teach آپ common...

[In Ponyville]
Fluttershy took Twilight to the Hayburger for something to eat. "Thanks for taking me to my پسندیدہ place in Ponyville, I'm famished!". Twilight was starting to feel better. "Your welcome". Fluttershy happily closed her eyes. "Now tell me, who in particular do آپ want to be your boyfriend?". Fluttershy questioned her. "Well...im not sure, I actually don't want a boyfriend right now..I mean, I just wanna know the experience before its too late". Twilight started blushing a little. "Oh, I understand". Fluttershy started biting her lips nervously. When suddenly the door opened...

Bodyshop Ponies

Starring Sophie Shimmer as Wheel Bearing
Heartsong as Dainelle DeVito
Snow Wonder as Cutlass Supreme
Tom Foolery as Gary
Mortomis as Mr. Beddler
Pleiades as زیتون
Master Sword as Tim
and Annie as Edwina

After زیتون got fired, Mr. Beddler was having a difficult task to get his workers to do anything properly. Gary had something else on his mind.

Gary: *With Tim near the paint booth* Have آپ ever noticed that there's مزید mares here than stallions?
Tim: So?
Gary: So? I don't know if آپ know this, but this is not a place for ladies to be running around, putting make up on cars....

The Story of Corporal Agarn

Theme song

Though he goes on a rage from time to time
He is a very good friend of mine
And in Fort Courage he is well known as
Corporal Agarn

Starring Master Sword as Corporal Agarn
Tom Foolery as Captain Parmenter
Saten Twist as Sargent O' Rourke
Mortomis as Dobbs, the bugler

And introducing new characters

Snow Wonder as Wrangler Jane
Cosmic قوس قزح as Corporal Vanderbilt
Blaze as Corporal Duffy

Sargent O' Rourke: *Reading telegram*
Corporal Agarn: *Arrives* Hi Sarge.
Sargent O' Rourke: Hello Agarn.
Corporal Agarn: What have آپ got there?
Sargent O' Rourke: It's a telegram....