# Your computer malfunctions and you're looking around for McGee to fix it.
# The ویژن ٹیلی network shows a promo for a re-screen and آپ can name episode عنوان AND number.
# آپ wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# آپ have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks آپ off
# آپ find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# آپ find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# آپ see everywhere someone who reminds آپ of an NCIS character, آپ could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# آپ actually consider a مکڑی web tattoo on your neck
# آپ begin building a کشتی in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# آپ super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# آپ look on the Internet for a Mighty ماؤس stapler
# آپ postpone needed surgery because آپ might still be under when the دکھائیں comes on
# آپ ask a bunch of nuns if آپ can bowl with them
# آپ take to drinking strong black sugarless pop سے طرف کی the gallon
# آپ teeter on impossible stilettos
# آپ confuse English expressions
# آپ start talking to any dead creature
# آپ talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# آپ hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# آپ drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# آپ take to wearing a dog کالر with studs یا spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# آپ dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only آپ can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that آپ can name Bart
# آپ dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# آپ become a Goth
# آپ start wearing black lipstick
# آپ have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" یا "On it boss!"
# آپ write novels using your workmates as your ذریعہ of inspiration
# آپ get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright مالٹا, نارنگی beanie
# آپ only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear یا silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# آپ start referring to water ٹھنڈے, کولر gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# آپ refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and آپ were never in the Navy
# آپ talk about 'zulu time'
# آپ 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# آپ insist that the سیکنڈ B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# آپ can eat cold پیزا without your stomach churning
# آپ can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# آپ have frat brothers even if آپ haven't the foggiest what that is
# آپ start threatening people that bug آپ that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# آپ give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# آپ sleep with a gun under your pillow
# آپ give your lover honey dust
# آپ take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# آپ have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a کشتی in your basement, even though آپ will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking بوربان, برباون neat becomes your favourite tipple
# آپ give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# آپ start addressing people, particularly men, سے طرف کی their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# آپ connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# آپ become versed in ballistics
# آپ become fascinated سے طرف کی military acronyms
# آپ begin calling your boss "Director"
# آپ call wild drivers "Zivas"
# آپ discover آپ can instill fear in people simply سے طرف کی glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support آپ say 'on your six'
# آپ think the FBI is inefficient
# آپ consider آپ and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# آپ begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# آپ suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with یا without the cover (cap/hat)
# آپ want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# آپ become a bomb disposal expert
# آپ consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# آپ spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on پرستار Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# آپ buy DVD copies of فلمیں that have NCIS cast members in, even though they are فلمیں آپ wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# آپ spend another large amount of your time reading NCIS Fiction on پرستار Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# آپ get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if آپ don't like the shows
# آپ rout آپ Tube for interviews/snippets of کہا cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# آپ have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case آپ break one
# آپ have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# آپ call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female آپ address her as Madam, Director, یا Ma'am
# آپ refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# آپ start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# آپ ask your husband/significant other to call آپ Sweetcheeks instead of honey یا babe.
# آپ head slap everyone close to آپ who says/does something annoying.
# آپ start acting out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# آپ call your friends/family NCIS characters
# Any long winded speaker یا who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# آپ begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure آپ it's my new پسندیدہ pet name)
# آپ want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether یا not آپ actually write
# آپ hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# آپ look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section آپ visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# آپ don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend تاریخ interrupted to do some urgent work
# آپ تبصرہ 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an NCIS hat. He proceeds to inform آپ that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an NCIS agent! آپ are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# آپ go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that آپ see a doctor آپ look for Ducky.
# آپ start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when آپ see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# آپ hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because آپ don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with آپ at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near آپ - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# آپ try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what آپ want when آپ want in the way آپ want.
# آپ get really excited when آپ find out آپ grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time آپ see a Dodge Charger, آپ look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# آپ get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# آپ hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder یا بوربان, برباون (even though آپ know Abby made them... آپ still hope to get lucky).
# آپ hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and آپ wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# آپ get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# آپ watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of سیکنڈ of NCIS in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# آپ realise مستونگ, mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when آپ know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS theme tune
# Your PC یا cellphone (mobile) پیپر وال is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has NCIS scenes
# When آپ say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about موسیقی :-))
# آپ realise not all geeks are nerds
# آپ start blabbering on like Abby
# آپ talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask آپ to translate geek-speak
# آپ are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# آپ are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# آپ decide to do computer classes to be مزید like McGee and Abby
# آپ call technology doo-dah's
# آپ find yourself getting angrier مزید easily
# آپ get shy and stutter more
# آپ want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# آپ are considering taking art classes so آپ can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# آپ believe آپ know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# آپ ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# آپ تلاش high and low for a paint gun so آپ can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# آپ watch every movie Tony mentions on the دکھائیں for 2 reasons, either because آپ are interested in the movie, یا simply because آپ do everything that Tony says.
# آپ seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# آپ say your occupation is "making پرستار art and writing پرستار fiction"
# آپ take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# آپ start listening to Israeli rap.
# آپ make Mii's of all the NCIS Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# آپ learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# آپ start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# آپ google تصاویر of female Israeli soldiers
# آپ acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# آپ discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# آپ hear something that آپ swear is a quote from the دکھائیں and whip out your dvd sets and watch until آپ find that quote.
# آپ start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# آپ call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# آپ call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs یا any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# آپ discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# آپ get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# آپ start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote NCIS even though they've never seen it.
# آپ know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells آپ to do some small job یا chore, آپ say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# آپ create a Sims family of the NCIS cast
# آپ think goth fashion is the most chic
# آپ invent a role game of the series
# آپ use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# آپ start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# آپ spend a whole week reminding everyone آپ know exactly how long it is until NCIS is on next.
# آپ think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When آپ get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank آپ Boss!"
# آپ have watched the Cast Interrogation ویڈیوز ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their جوابات to those سوالات off pat
# آپ sign up with all the online NCIS sites
# آپ can't stop posting on the NCIS Wiki.
# آپ dream about NCIS
# آپ wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# آپ read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined NCIS Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if آپ have a female German Shepherd آپ will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# آپ start yelling at people who annoy آپ "Bad McGee!"
# آپ take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and دوستوں know they must not call سے طرف کی phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a سوال of life and death, and even then ....
# آپ become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# آپ draw comics of NCIS.
# آپ write 'I Love NCIS' on any paper surface آپ can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and آپ can't stop talking about NCIS.
# آپ day/night dream NCIS
# آپ can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# آپ organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# NCIS addiction is your religion
# When where ever آپ go آپ swear آپ saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a سیکنڈ opinion from Ducky
# If آپ have a car accident یا industrial accident آپ require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# آپ learn the NCIS theme on the piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# آپ think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# آپ think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# آپ can dance to theme song of NCIS and sit down the سیکنڈ it ends
# آپ always know the exact amount of time until the اگلے episode
# آپ can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# آپ spend class time/work time/time before آپ go to sleep/time آپ take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the اگلے episode/your پرستار fiction. (i know i do)
# آپ شامل میں all the internet فورم extant on the series
# آپ spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# آپ spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When آپ شامل میں the NCIS Wiki
# When آپ sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# آپ become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# آپ drink Starbuck coffee, even if آپ don't like it (and آپ drink it black and sugarless)
# آپ think of ways to اقدام this site up in the Wiki ranking
# آپ imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your دوستوں and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# آپ name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your NCIS season cd sometimes gets all hinky because آپ watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# آپ make a NCIS poster and put it in your bedroom دیوار یا consider looking at stores for a NCIS poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# آپ spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# آپ drink stuff that makes آپ hyper (guilty... xD)
# آپ cut your hair so آپ can look like Abby/any character آپ like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls آپ 'Ziva'
# آپ act like your fave character (guilty!)
# آپ ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS pics
# آپ use terms from the دکھائیں (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# آپ wish آپ had the NCIS cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# آپ do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings آپ trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# آپ trust your gut, مزید than facts یا figures.
# آپ use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask آپ to repeat what آپ say cause it sounds like something else.
# آپ cry when آپ don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR اگلے EPISODE"
# The ویژن ٹیلی network shows a promo for a re-screen and آپ can name episode عنوان AND number.
# آپ wander the convenience stores hoping to find Caff-Pow.
# آپ have an overwhelming desire to head slap anyone who ticks آپ off
# آپ find yourself scanning bookstore shelves for a copy of "Deep Six"
# آپ find yourself calling the office junior 'Probie'
# آپ see everywhere someone who reminds آپ of an NCIS character, آپ could swear they were their double, when they're probably nothing like them!
# آپ actually consider a مکڑی web tattoo on your neck
# آپ begin building a کشتی in your basement just like the one Gibbs has
# آپ super-glued your co-worker's fingers to his keyboard and then left the room
# آپ look on the Internet for a Mighty ماؤس stapler
# آپ postpone needed surgery because آپ might still be under when the دکھائیں comes on
# آپ ask a bunch of nuns if آپ can bowl with them
# آپ take to drinking strong black sugarless pop سے طرف کی the gallon
# آپ teeter on impossible stilettos
# آپ confuse English expressions
# آپ start talking to any dead creature
# آپ talk to your PC, CD player, TV and all other forms of technology in your life
# آپ hold conferences with your neighbours in the lift in your block of flats
# آپ drive at breakneck speed ignoring traffic and traffic signs
# آپ take to wearing a dog کالر with studs یا spikes instead of pearl necklaces
# آپ dye your hair red
# You're convinced your life will be complete if only آپ can obtain a farting hippo stuffed toy that آپ can name Bart
# آپ dye your hair black and wear it in pigtails
# آپ become a Goth
# آپ start wearing black lipstick
# آپ have a penchant for long winded stories
# Your catchphrase becomes "D'ya think?" یا "On it boss!"
# آپ write novels using your workmates as your ذریعہ of inspiration
# آپ get into forensic science
# Your favourite hat is a bright مالٹا, نارنگی beanie
# آپ only notice young men who wear Italian designer label suits/footwear یا silver-haired blue-eyed men who buy their clothes from Sears
# آپ start referring to water ٹھنڈے, کولر gossip as 'scuttlebutt'
# آپ refer to the loo/restroom as the 'head' -- and آپ were never in the Navy
# آپ talk about 'zulu time'
# آپ 'profile' any potential friend/boyfriend/girlfriend/customer/neighbour
# آپ insist that the سیکنڈ B in your name stands for 'B******' - even if your name doesn't have a B in it!
# آپ can eat cold پیزا without your stomach churning
# آپ can go on a frat holiday to Panama Beach
# آپ have frat brothers even if آپ haven't the foggiest what that is
# آپ start threatening people that bug آپ that you'll kill them 18 different ways with a paper clip, if they don't shut up.
# Take to calling men 'skirt chasers'
# Seriously look into getting color-contacts and try to copy the exact tint of Gibbs' eyes. [or which ever character floats your boat.]
# آپ give up sunbathing to get that alabaster coloured skin
# آپ sleep with a gun under your pillow
# آپ give your lover honey dust
# آپ take a liking to the smell of sawdust
# آپ have problems using chopsticks when eating Chinese take-away
# The idea of building a کشتی in your basement, even though آپ will have no way to get it out of the basement when completed without demolishing several walls, seems like a sane, rational, intelligent thing to do.
# Drinking بوربان, برباون neat becomes your favourite tipple
# آپ give up watching the 6 Nations Cup (rugby) to watch baseball
# Get your partner to wear comfortable loafers instead of Doc Martens
# آپ start addressing people, particularly men, سے طرف کی their surname, dropping the 'mister' entirely.
# آپ connect with kids when before you'd have run a mile
# آپ become versed in ballistics
# آپ become fascinated سے طرف کی military acronyms
# آپ begin calling your boss "Director"
# آپ call wild drivers "Zivas"
# آپ discover آپ can instill fear in people simply سے طرف کی glaring at them
# When a friend asks for support آپ say 'on your six'
# آپ think the FBI is inefficient
# آپ consider آپ and your lover having a quickie at the local morgue
# آپ begin to wonder what sex in an armoured personnel carrier would be like.
# آپ suddenly like men dressed in Gunnery Sergeant uniforms with یا without the cover (cap/hat)
# آپ want your kids/lover/partner to carry a GPS chip about their person so they can be located at any time
# آپ become a bomb disposal expert
# آپ consider renaming your children/grandchildren Jethro and Abby
# آپ spend most of your time reading/writing NCIS Fiction on پرستار Fiction.Net. (guilty!)
# آپ buy DVD copies of فلمیں that have NCIS cast members in, even though they are فلمیں آپ wouldn't normally watch. (guilty!)
# آپ spend another large amount of your time reading NCIS Fiction on پرستار Fiction.Net and NCISArchive.Net
# آپ get DVD copies of shows with NCIS cast members even if آپ don't like the shows
# آپ rout آپ Tube for interviews/snippets of کہا cast
# You're favourite car is a sedan
# آپ have several duplicate mobiles/cellphones in case آپ break one
# آپ have a new respect for the Israeli Army--especially the female members
# آپ call the outsourced staff at your office 'liaison' workers
# And if your big boss is female آپ address her as Madam, Director, یا Ma'am
# آپ refer to a stethoscope as a 'Rubber Ducky'
# The randy smart-aleck male in your office is nicknamed DiNozzo
# آپ start calling your husband/significant other My little hairy butt.
# آپ ask your husband/significant other to call آپ Sweetcheeks instead of honey یا babe.
# آپ head slap everyone close to آپ who says/does something annoying.
# آپ start acting out your fav scenes in your fav episodes
# آپ call your friends/family NCIS characters
# Any long winded speaker یا who frequently goes off at a tangent is affectionately called a Ducky
# آپ begin to use "Elf Lord" as a pet name for your significant other (I don't currently have one, but I can assure آپ it's my new پسندیدہ pet name)
# آپ want to buy an old fashioned typewriter, regardless of whether یا not آپ actually write
# آپ hope to take up knife-throwing in the near future
# آپ look for "Lo Ball" CDs in every electronics section آپ visit and online stores like Amazon.com (guilty!)
# آپ don't mind starting work at 7 in the morning (I'm usually in the office at 0630... what does that make me?)
# Having your weekend تاریخ interrupted to do some urgent work
# آپ تبصرہ 'nice cover' to an elderly gentleman wearing an NCIS hat. He proceeds to inform آپ that it is not merely a prop, but one he received from his daughter who is an NCIS agent! آپ are thoroughly impressed and want to ask if she has another. (Thanks for letting us play in the TV version of your world, NCIS. Stay safe.)
# آپ go to work with a cold and when co-workers suggest that آپ see a doctor آپ look for Ducky.
# آپ start looking for DiNozzo, Kate, Gibbs and Col. Mann when آپ see service members in uniform. (And DiNozzo among the Village People!)
# آپ hit the Internet/library to find out what poison ivy looks like because آپ don't want to end up like poor McGee. (You also find the proportions for the baking soda/vinegar paste, and/or keep a bottle of calamine lotion with آپ at all times, just in case.)
# Your reason for never getting a cold is because no virus/germ/bug would dare to even get near آپ - 'cos if Gibbs can get away with it, so can you
# آپ try to imitate Gibbs' glare when people don't do what آپ want when آپ want in the way آپ want.
# آپ get really excited when آپ find out آپ grew up in the same town Mark Harmon's father was from!
# Every time آپ see a Dodge Charger, آپ look inside expecting to see Gibbs, Tony, McGee, and Ziva in the car.
# آپ get a mini and drive Ziva-style (like a maniac)
# آپ hunt perfume counters looking for one that smells like gunpowder یا بوربان, برباون (even though آپ know Abby made them... آپ still hope to get lucky).
# آپ hunt for a cologne that smells like sawdust to give to your man (and آپ wish Abby was around to create one for you).
# آپ get up before human hours to get a promo DVD and then watch the one episode all day
# آپ watch an old promo video for hours because there is a couple of سیکنڈ of NCIS in the 'all the shows' ad promo.
# The only prospective boyfriends you're interested in have silver hair and blue eyes who drink coffee like there was no tomorrow.
# آپ realise مستونگ, mustang is not only a kind of horse but also a kind of car (you're doing extremely well when آپ know it's a Ford)
# Your mobile ring tone is the NCIS theme tune
# Your PC یا cellphone (mobile) پیپر وال is one of the cast/whole cast
# Your PC screen saver has NCIS scenes
# When آپ say something rocks, you're not exactly talking about موسیقی :-))
# آپ realise not all geeks are nerds
# آپ start blabbering on like Abby
# آپ talk geek-speak, not English
# Friends/co-workers ask آپ to translate geek-speak
# آپ are suddenly bad at computers and all technology
# آپ are suddenly good at computers and all technology
# آپ decide to do computer classes to be مزید like McGee and Abby
# آپ call technology doo-dah's
# آپ find yourself getting angrier مزید easily
# آپ get shy and stutter more
# آپ want to be able to do everything that the cast can do (never mind the fact that they have stunt doubles!)
# آپ are considering taking art classes so آپ can sketch Tony {or whichever character} when they come on the screen.
# آپ believe آپ know everything there is to know about the Navy.
# آپ ramble off a bit of computer terms, having no clue what they mean.
# آپ تلاش high and low for a paint gun so آپ can shoot your favourite toy in the head.
# آپ watch every movie Tony mentions on the دکھائیں for 2 reasons, either because آپ are interested in the movie, یا simply because آپ do everything that Tony says.
# آپ seriously consider getting a coffin to sleep in.
# آپ say your occupation is "making پرستار art and writing پرستار fiction"
# آپ take part in all the active threads on the site
# You've created about half the active threads on the site
# آپ start listening to Israeli rap.
# آپ make Mii's of all the NCIS Characters on your Wii (Even Lee and Fornell)
# آپ learn how to kill with a paper clip
# Your idea of computer maintenance is to continually hit it until it works.
# آپ start calling everyone named Abigail, "Abbs" (I do this with my friend's daughter. --abbysciuto77)
# آپ google تصاویر of female Israeli soldiers
# آپ acquire an acute interest in the different post-mortem protocols
# آپ discuss the pros and cons of the Scotland Yard and Virchow post-mortem protocols, likewise any of the others used
# آپ hear something that آپ swear is a quote from the دکھائیں and whip out your dvd sets and watch until آپ find that quote.
# آپ start keeping an extra set of clothes at the office just in case
# آپ call odd things in your life "hinky" (Guilty as charged!)
# آپ call Mark Harmon/Jethro Gibbs یا any othersilver haired man in your life your "silver-haired fox"
# آپ discover (or are reminded) that a "Gypsy" is an off the clock cab driver, not someone who tells fortunes and wears hoop earrings.
# آپ get hubby/better half to wear a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# آپ start wearing a silver/steel ID bracelet like Gibbs'
# Your whole family can quote NCIS even though they've never seen it.
# آپ know everything there is to know about all the characters - permanent and occasional
# When your teacher/boss/parent tells آپ to do some small job یا chore, آپ say "Ya know, most agencies have people to do these things."
# آپ create a Sims family of the NCIS cast
# آپ think goth fashion is the most chic
# آپ invent a role game of the series
# آپ use this site banner for your own website/letter headings, etc.
# آپ start Googling Ducky's stories to check for accuracy.
# آپ spend a whole week reminding everyone آپ know exactly how long it is until NCIS is on next.
# آپ think April 8, 2008 should be a holiday. (First new episode after the strike!! Yay!)
# When آپ get smacked on the back of your head, and your first words are "Thank آپ Boss!"
# آپ have watched the Cast Interrogation ویڈیوز ten dozen times already since they came out Tuesday 8th
# You've learned their جوابات to those سوالات off pat
# آپ sign up with all the online NCIS sites
# آپ can't stop posting on the NCIS Wiki.
# آپ dream about NCIS
# آپ wear out your DVD and the discs, from re-running marathons
# آپ read all these statements and answered at least one with "positive".
# You've willingly joined NCIS Addicts Anonymous despite knowing there's no way out and the addiction only gets stronger
# Your German Shepherd is no longer called Rex but Jethro
# And if آپ have a female German Shepherd آپ will call her Jenny to keep it all in the family :-)
# آپ start yelling at people who annoy آپ "Bad McGee!"
# آپ take your phone off the hook/switch your mobile to silent mode when watching an episode
# Family and دوستوں know they must not call سے طرف کی phone/in person while you're watching an episode unless it's a سوال of life and death, and even then ....
# آپ become obsessed with what the scriptwriters have in store for the cast
# آپ draw comics of NCIS.
# آپ write 'I Love NCIS' on any paper surface آپ can find.
# Your friend can't stop talking about their crush and آپ can't stop talking about NCIS.
# آپ day/night dream NCIS
# آپ can recognise the signature tune on the first bar
# Your mobile 'music' has Gibbs' voice, or
# Your mobile sms 'music' is Tony saying 'on it boss'
# آپ organize your social life/holidays around the episode programming
# NCIS addiction is your religion
# When where ever آپ go آپ swear آپ saw one of the team
# You're convinced they're one of the family
# Any medical problem requires a سیکنڈ opinion from Ducky
# If آپ have a car accident یا industrial accident آپ require Abby to do the loss adjustment/forensics before you're fully satisfied
# All your family pets are named after the cast members
# آپ learn the NCIS theme on the piano and/or other instruments and play it all the time
# آپ think your other half looks handsome in a Hawaiian shirt
# آپ think Hawaiian shirts are chic male fashion
# آپ can dance to theme song of NCIS and sit down the سیکنڈ it ends
# آپ always know the exact amount of time until the اگلے episode
# آپ can't sleep thinking about who will die on the season finale
# آپ spend class time/work time/time before آپ go to sleep/time آپ take to shampoo your hair dreaming up scenarios for the اگلے episode/your پرستار fiction. (i know i do)
# آپ شامل میں all the internet فورم extant on the series
# آپ spend your spare time reviewing/adding/editing the contents on this Wiki
# آپ spend the rest of the time thinking about how to improve this Wiki
# When آپ شامل میں the NCIS Wiki
# When آپ sign up on this addiction page - there's no way out
# آپ become a mainline addict when all the walls of your abode are covered floor to ceiling with photos, etc., of NCIS
# آپ drink Starbuck coffee, even if آپ don't like it (and آپ drink it black and sugarless)
# آپ think of ways to اقدام this site up in the Wiki ranking
# آپ imitate Gibbs' saying of 'Today -insert name here- with your دوستوں and family when they're taking a long time in doing stuff(me and my dad do it all the time)
# آپ name your computer McGee (i did it xD)
# Your NCIS season cd sometimes gets all hinky because آپ watch the season over and over again (guilty!)
# آپ make a NCIS poster and put it in your bedroom دیوار یا consider looking at stores for a NCIS poster (I currently don't have one... but I will. :D)
# آپ spend hours on the internet just to find a tune with the song Tony sang in the episode 'Driven' (the one that starts with 'in my perspective...' and so on... the part when Tony went undercover near the restaurant that The Frog's people ate)
# آپ drink stuff that makes آپ hyper (guilty... xD)
# آپ cut your hair so آپ can look like Abby/any character آپ like to imitate
# Your family sometimes calls آپ 'Ziva'
# آپ act like your fave character (guilty!)
# آپ ask your classmates/friends/coworkers if they know NCIS
# Your computer is loaded with mostly NCIS pics
# آپ use terms from the دکھائیں (for example, me and my family call a flash drive 'doodahs')
# آپ wish آپ had the NCIS cap/McGee's typewriter/Abby's farting hippo/Ziva's skills/Gibb's boat/DiNozzo's highly expensive shoes (yeah... sometimes. :D)
# آپ do everything humanly and non-humanly possible to push this Wiki up in the Wiki ratings آپ trust your gut, even when everything else goes against it.
# آپ trust your gut, مزید than facts یا figures.
# آپ use 'hinky' to describe many things, even when people ask آپ to repeat what آپ say cause it sounds like something else.
# آپ cry when آپ don't hear Mark Harmon say " STAY TUNED FOR SCENES FROM OUR اگلے EPISODE"
