Hey ya'll!
They have this game over at the official CBS NCIS forum, but there it has become a bit of a haven for attacks against specific characters instead of just light-hearted fun, so I thought we'd try it here, since we are so civil. :)

Here is how you play. You simply write down dialogue that a character on NCIS would never say. Try and make it clever and funny.

For instance, someone might say:
Gibbs: Oh wow! I'm glad you said something, Tony; I didn't realize that was such a bad idea!

(Sorry for the lame example; I'm not really "inspired" right now to say something very clever.)