Because we all love پیزا so what`s مزید fun than being annoying while ordering it?


29 Annoying Ways to Order a Pizza

1. Start the conversation with "My call to (Pizza Place), take one... and... ACTION!"

2. If using a touch-tone phone, press random numbers while ordering. Tell the person taking the order, "would آپ please stop doing that...?"

3. Terminate the call with, "Remember, we never had this conversation."

4. Do not name your toppings; rather, spell them out.

5. Ask what the order taker is wearing.

6. Order 52 pepperoni slices arranged in a fractal pattern following from an equation آپ are...

Does any of this sound somewhat familiar?

1 سٹار, ستارہ hangover *

No pain. No real feeling of illness.. Your sleep last night was a mere disco nap which is giving آپ a whole lot of misplaced energy. Be glad that آپ are able to function relatively well. However, آپ are still parched. آپ can drink 10 bottles of water and still feel this way. Even vegetarians are craving a چیزبرگر, چیسیبرگر and a side of fries.



2 سٹار, ستارہ hangover **

Slight headache. Don't feel sick, but something is definitely amiss. آپ may look okay but آپ have the attention span and mental capacity of a stapler. The coffee آپ chug to...

1. آپ WON! How do آپ feel?
I did! =D
I feel amazing and SO happy that people think I deserve this for some reason. =’] <3
Honestly, it’s all your fault guys. I would never have anyone to talk to/make picks about if it wasn’t for all the Pinjas مجموعی طور پر awesomeness.

2. What would آپ say the secret to your Pinja success is?
Oh well. Since آپ asked so nicely, I will tell everybody the key to my success. xD
The truth is that I hire stalkers and make them کتیا, کتيا about us when I’m around. Then I’m always present when the drama happens. =P
.....
Nahh, there’s really no secret....

Stay on your grind (oh I know I know I آپ know)
Stay on your grind (my people)
Stay on your grind (everybody)
Stay on your grind (and can آپ feel me yeah)

[Verse 1]
Hustlas
Dont give a fuckstas
And we smoke like broke down mufflas
Paint pictures
Write scriptures
At the beach
30 deep riding ninjas
Smoke a owl I cant go without it
Me and my crew we always joke about it
In the back of the tour bus
With a gorgeous
Little ho just fucking all four of us
The game Lord its the drugs and fast hoes
Hotels with the beds with brass poles
Sip gallons
Cant keep my balance
I'ma have to shine like the boy Ritchie Valens
Iced...

From an email.

1. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until آپ hear them speak.

2. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

3. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest.

4. A دن without sunshine is like, well, night.

5. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

6. Those who live سے طرف کی the sword get shot سے طرف کی those who don't.

7. Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime آپ have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

9. It is کہا that if آپ line up...

OMG. What could be better than interviewing Obama? That’s right, people. Interviewing Tool. She’s much مزید interesting after all..like DUH! HAHAHA Congrats baby. It was about freaking time آپ won. Anyway..I’ll cut the crap and start with the questions.
PS: If this interview doesn’t get at LEAST 10 comments, آپ all will be burned.

1How do آپ feel that آپ finally won?
How I feel? I feel MegaSuperFantasticAwesomeAndsofuckingCOOL!

2.Do آپ think the Pinjas will ever be like they were? Like..not dead?

Well, lately it has been dead, BUT thats because people are so busy, which is totally...