ارے wait a sec! I'm dead too. I met Laura Ingalls Wilder and was at her wedding, and then her سیکنڈ cousing accidentally-on purpose put paprika (which I'm highly allergic to) in my sandwich. They didn't tell anyone because it's bad luck. So anyway, I have to go tap dance now.
YAAAAYYYY!! I heard that when you're an angel آپ are perfect in every way because God makes آپ that way (hahaha آپ can see i don't read the bible much) so SOOPER PERFEKT SKETCHIN' SKILLZ COMIN' IN A WEEK :D
Christians are gonna be after me like bees to honey ^^;
I don't want to die!! *Whines.* And I don't want a water soak, wrinkled girl, with black hair, and doesn't speak, to kill me! No fair. =P Why do I get killed سے طرف کی her, when other people die peacefully in their beds...... I wanna go that way.
Awww Shit no fair my b-day iz in 10 1/2 days and i wont get to celebrate it Oh Well I guess I'll just have o celebrate it in heaven But first i'll hav 2 drag u down to hell w/ me for murder!! MUAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
*shouts* Wait, what? No! I still have so much to live for! The admin exam اگلے tuesday ... *voice gets quieter* the math exam اگلے wednesday ... *voice lower than the whisper* the history exam اگلے friday ... TO HELL WITH THE 7 DAYS, TAKE ME NOW!!! *lies down on a silver تالی, رکابی and puts سیب, ایپل in mouth* I'm ready!!!
Am I dead yet?
What about now?
Come on, man! God nearly gets me hit سے طرف کی buses, nearly drowns on a daily basis but the one time I NEED him to do something for me, he decided to press the mute button?
this is like the stupid chainmails i get i dont believe this im gonna come back to this spit in seven days and ill still be alive plus im like thatdamnllama im awesome and a لاما so i cant die anyways
I'm already dead, but do these people have to finish their homework six days from now? My sister has this big project due, and I might leave this window open.