Key Dollar Sign HA waltzed around the chocolate gymnasium with a تربوز, واٹرمیلاون wearing stillettos while rapidilly ravaging through the toilets creepily yelling "I NEED TEN THONGS, RIGHT NOW!"
posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
*would vote best answer if she wasn't on a cell phone right now* XD
Please tell the cat to stop killing my Fringe posters, it really gets on my nerve and oh my gosh is that a squid wearing eyeliner, I thought eyeliner squids were so last century, the new hip thing is horses stealing chicken nuggets out of blindfolded walruses purses while they walk down Main سٹریٹ, گلی trying to get in harmony with the screaming botox filled Granny, I love آپ Steve eventhough I think آپ might be my third cousin's mother's sister's aunt's brother's grandfather but I'm still going to marry the porch سوئنگ, جھول to the duck.
Fred, the lollygagging leapfrog artist, was dreaming of Scottish elephants in party dresses, so he called his wife to bring him his Elvis underwear, which he then ate in order to be able to breathe in a pool of carrot جیلی because he had lost a potato refresher in it, which Fred needed before he could go to clown school with his mom's sister's dog's pet cow's toe.
Your مالٹا, نارنگی usally runs around nannys sausage winner eating random anus during dating a nice ikle سیب, ایپل gate eating pigs running evil violent idiots making a great emo idiot pot originly dotting round every tummy Uranus rank notch of the pineapple.
posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Does this random sentence have to be follow-able? lol
if I go to office max at night with Natalie Portman and its Feb. 30, will Freddy Cruger eat space age crystals in a چاوڈر یا will i grow another left leg??? i know this is a trick سوال but i'm naked so it makes it harder for me to think well... love آپ mom...(name was removed سے طرف کی the FBI for illegaly cooking)
the ninja chihuhuas ate uranus while grandma chased the leopard سیب, ایپل with a stupid pie with only 1 channel on TV and the zombie تکیا swallowed my candy while used the bathroom and looked at a lolz squid
The dancing ninja Asian ماؤس tried to flip french fries while counting to eleventy-billion but he forgot not to eat the toad's purple people eating pie so after he divided سے طرف کی zero a black hole opened up and hypnotized Fred the albino platypus and wait I'm Fred the albino platypus so yeah I guess the rest of the story is me writing this story and now we're all gonna die but not yet, maybe, not really, possibly, okay so yeah bye.
posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
ارے i noticed that too, after i used ninja lama everyone used some sort of ninja animal :(
NInja's are AMAZING. I should know because I am one. But I'm pretty bad at my job because people keep seeing me.... WAIT. I'm not really here.... *hides*
I was about to say to grandma "don't touch me there" when I remembered that the monkey was in the تندور and suddenly I was surrounded سے طرف کی a herd of what seemed to be not only big, huge pineapples, but also crazy, rabid penguins who were nibbling my earlobes sexually whilst humming the tune to 'Mama Mia' سے طرف کی ABBA which somehow, quite strangely and bizarrely turned me on!
No I wasn't horny lol! XD I just was in a random mood 'tis all. Thank god this 'random sentence' thing was here یا else I would have had nothing to funnel my randomness into! :/ And that would have ended badly.
آپ know it's all over when the fat lady, dressed in a قوس قزح leotard and doc martens, dances the conga in the Brazilian Rainforest with Percy the طوطا, توتے and Lenny the lion, who both like garlic ice cream better than tuna tarts, and like digging to the Pacific ocean with گلابی and yellow teaspoons they bought in oxfam.
Oh my god, NCIS is ON TODAY and I just love NCIS and Tuesdays because on Tuesdays there is a new NCIS, new Glee, new V, and I love it so much because I love those shows, and I also love دوستوں but that دکھائیں ended a long time ago, but I still love it a lot because I watch reruns and I was talking about NCIS and it's my پسندیدہ دکھائیں because of MCGEE and ABBY otherwise known as MCABBY because they are like seriously my پسندیدہ couple EVER in ویژن ٹیلی history and I think that they are freaking epic and I just love them so so so so sooooooooo-HEY, DON'T آپ THINK IT WOULD BE COOL IF I HAD A گلابی FLYING ٹٹو NAMED PABLO?!?
My demented leamer ate a pickled fish, danced the tango with a mime, chugged a gallon of butterbeer decided to become a ninja during موسیقی so she could pet my hot گلابی chair with feathers that go mooo!
Bunnies prancing around singing Beatles songs and dancing to thriller saying," آپ have a pistol. I have an M60. Suck it" Singing Pie and Spongebob comes along and start making out with a sea bear, who is cheating on a sea rhinoserous and then the beatles come out and they want to marry the bunnies and poor bunnies get shot سے طرف کی mark david chapman and he says,"You furry bastards!" then he's shot سے طرف کی John Lennon who then starts throwing Spongebob and then Link kidnaps him and then the Beatles go along with Billy Mays to save Spongbob while singing "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" then they go and save spongebob سے طرف کی having the dead body of mark david chapman kill him and then John starts using Oxi Clean on Spongebob and they all live happily ever after
All Banannas Could Dye Each مچھلی Green However I Just Kick لاما Mayonaise Not On Purpose, Quite Really, Sometimes Teletubies Upchuck, Vomit While Xylephones Yodel.Zebras!
LOL! What would happen if آپ ACTUALLY did that? I know it works, but if آپ like put a whole bunch of mento's in your mouth and then poured in the cola.....FSSHHHHHHH BOOOM. :O
Billy Willai کہا to Jack in da Box, "Yo, doof i wanna floopy duple fellay latte with a پاپ کارن, پوپکارن dog on سب, سب سے اوپر with fried chicken, a bisctuit gravy, and a little schniffel jr. toy. Oah yeah don't forget the chili willie." as he drove through the rainforest parking lot.
I was walking on a giant sponge this morning, the 32nd of Decembrary, when my pet gerbil jumped out of the licorice درخت and turned into an invisibility cap, landing precisely on my octangularly shaped head and transforming me into the gas phase, where I watched as an مالٹا, نارنگی teradactyl shook hands with a purple-with-blue-polka-spots بیور and exchanged کیریمل, کآرامال apples with donuts on top.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAA my dog has no nose and im trapped in a little box with Hannah Montana all دن and she is killing elmo and making him into a بیگل, بیاگلی with chicken pox and and i want my my little paper mache donkey but their eyes follow آپ and they eat candles!!!! (O.O)
The مالٹا, نارنگی tank full of blue soldiers blasted into the purple beard factory and complained about the kettle that's been ringing with the salami in the تندور and chasing treefrogs while eating گلابی cd's when the bottle was supposed to be dried with cream of dog leg when Special Force's gun smith was going to Bobba-Gum for his holiday when the مالٹا, نارنگی tank چرا لیا, چوری کی all Jason's sausages not to even mention the تکیا from the dark abyss in the black lagoon who ate a chocolate sunday on monday.
My mind is filled of so much random things that if آپ were only to see a slip of it, it would sent آپ into deep madness and just seeing twice the amount of randomness will make آپ die.So far i have seen the eclipse that is my mind and have died 14 times in a row already even though i act so cool i hae brought death to so many people
Omg Edward Cullen walked سے طرف کی with Ryan Seacrest whilst holding a snake making sweet love to string cheese yodeling the tune of the Dj funkayfresh remix of 'hello,dolly' while the old lady with green hair flashed the flying مچھلی who grabbed mr.monkey and said, "STEVE! THE TOILETS CLOGGED MY UNCLE'S UPPER COLON CHASM!" While Mario walked downtown with princess peaches cousin Courtney who was wearing the latest fashion سے طرف کی Justin Beiber who is dating Hannah Montana یا at least I heard that in THIS IS A کیلا thong پر, سلو magazine who is run سے طرف کی evil Kung-fu pandas eating rabid chipmunks for breakfast!!!
RUN EVERYONE ZOMBIES ARE COMING oh look a flying بندر oh never mind its just a pencil i missed the new episode of FullMetal Alchemist Brotherhood now i feel horrible inside ارے do any of آپ people read manga cuz i love reading manga OMG this is so random and i love it i like پینکیکس سے طرف کی the was OMG i just saw the weirdest thing this morning a monster waffle ate a granny!!!!!! LOL XDDDD
Yesterday, I was walking to the Dairy Factory when I saw a giant monkey in a big blue suit trying to break down a door,so i decided to give him my right hand and I kicked the door down only to discover that there was a whole room full of chickens all playing kazoo's and tapping their feet to the tune of Oh Susanna. I started to leave when the Head chicken hopped up to me and asked me to breakdance to the tune, So I started hopping up and down singing Little Brown Jug, and the head chicken was so impressed he called Joshua Jackson to come over and take me to the planet of Fringe where I lived happily never after having to follow around the observers on a small wooden horse with a قوس قزح afro and pilot shades
i hate the monkeys that pee in my fertalizer shampoo. OMY GOD LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS DRIVING A BUS!!! i just died yet im eating a frogs moms brothers freinds سیب, ایپل flies. why is there a sad grandpa sitting in my toilet?!?! i just puked out chicken nuggets and the pig is luaghing at me.:p