post the funniest thing and try to make me laugh if آپ do u get somthing it ends june 7th

Dear Child,

I am writing this slow because I know that آپ can't read fast.

We don't live where we did when آپ left home.

Your dad read in the paper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your ہوم so we moved.

I won't be able to send آپ the address, as the last family that lived here took the house numbers when they left so that they wouldn't have to change their address.

This place is real nice. It even has a washing machine. I'm not sure if it works too well though.

Last week I put a load in, pulled the chain, and haven't seen them since.

The weather isn't too bad here., it only rained twice last week, The first time it rained for three days and the سیکنڈ time for four days. The کوٹ آپ wanted me to send you, your Uncle Steve کہا it would be a little too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. We got another bill from the funeral home.

They کہا if we don't make the last payment on Grandma's grave, up she comes. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were worried because it took him two hours to get me and Shelby out.

Your sister had a baby this morning but I haven't found out what it is yet, so I don't know if you're an aunt یا an uncle. If the baby is a girl, your sister is going to name it after me, she's going to call it Mom.

Uncle Pete fell in a whiskey vat last week. Some man tried to pull him out but he fought them off and drowned. We had him cremated and he burned for three days.

Three of your دوستوں went off a bridge in a pick-up truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your two دوستوں were in the back. They drowned because they couldn't get the tailgate down.

There isn't much مزید news at this time. Nothing much has happened.

PS, I was going to send آپ some money but the envelope was already sealed.

omg a rat