"When life gives آپ lemons, make lemonade, and then throw it in the face of the person who gave آپ the lemons until they give آپ the oranges آپ originally asked for"
Thanks:) It was a pick I found on Deviantart. The سوال kind of reminded me of the quote in them. I don't think they have movie rights. At least not yet, I hope^^
i was a نیبو, لیموں once and life gave me and my friend to humans so they turned my friend into لیمونیڈ, لمنڈ and i escaped and then got turned back into a humn. i miss Leonard :'( WHY SHOULD آپ MAKE LEMONS?? i'd ask the lemons what's up and trust me, u'll get an answer. so PLEASE don't make lemonade, that's cruel!!!!
shrug, cut it open, try to eat it, put a burger in it, chuck it back and scream: IF آپ EVER THROW LEMONS AT ME AGAIN, I'LL KICK آپ IN THE NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!
1. Throw them back and yell “TASTE THE RAINBOW!” 2. My mom always کہا “when live gives آپ lemons make lemonade.” But what if I don’t want lemonade? What if I want سیب, ایپل juice? یا maybe even مالٹا, نارنگی juice. Then what? 3. Pretend آپ never saw them an continue walking. 4. Sue life for injuring you. 5. And finally, if all else fails.. screw the lemons and go for candy. [Why? Because candy’s not bitter!]
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آپ can't sue life for injuring آپ if it didn't injure you!(handing of lemons doesn't usually injure the reciever...)
Lick it, smell it, then draw a smiley face on it and call it my friend! I'll name it Shyshoo..>u> (I'll take it anywhere I go.. And real close and personal with it..:})
Make لیمونیڈ, لمنڈ . Start a لیمونیڈ, لمنڈ franchise. Use the profit to buy a MR1. Take your revenge and see if Life is stupid enough to give آپ lemons again.
cuz squirting them in peoples eyes is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo last سال
Squirt them in Life's eye, and see how much Life likes lemons then. XD, that's not my saying, I found it on a article. I can't remember the user's name though :(
Ask them, 'Life, what is it with آپ and chucking lemons? What did the نیبو, لیموں do to you? I mean really, It's like آپ have OLD (Obsessive نیبو, لیموں Disorder). Your about to make me have Lemonophobia یا something. With your being famous, being Life, I'd thoght you'd chuck Godiva chocolates...'
...you chase them around the cafeteria threatening to spray them with perfume if they don't give your whatever-they-took back and they run into the guy's bathroom and it would be weird to wait so آپ go back to your میز, جدول and when they come back to tease you, آپ KICK THEM IN THE NUTS.
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I AM BLINDED FOR FRICKEN LIFE WHY BRAN DID آپ MAKE ME DO THAT YOUR JOB IS TO THINK SO THINK PLEASE AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
When life gives آپ lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the دن it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do آپ know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible نیبو, لیموں that burns your house down!
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