What the worst pick up line a guy hads ever say 2 u?

Do guys even use pick-up lines anymore?

All the guys I've met یا talk to just... talk.

"If آپ were a boogger, then I'd pick آپ first". Here's another on that I thought was disrespectfull, "Yo, shawty, come over here and let me get your number real fast." EVERY guy who likes me called me Shawty. Some of the guys were shorter than me!!! I'm like no, I'm not going to talk to آپ because 1. You're not cute, and 2. آپ need to adress me in a مزید polite way.

him: did it hurt when youo fell out of heaven?
me: ya cuz then i saw آپ and went to hell

I've shockingly never heard a guy say something like that to me یا anyone else. :/

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1. As آپ walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did آپ just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would آپ sleep with me?
3. Do آپ believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me ہوم with you.
4. Do آپ believe in love at first sight, یا should I walk سے طرف کی again?
5. Do آپ have any Irish in you? (if no ) Would آپ like some? (if yes ) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk یا continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do آپ have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do آپ know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do آپ want to do lunch?
9. Do آپ know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do آپ wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do آپ mind if I stare at آپ up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go ہوم to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do آپ want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, آپ sure have small tits.
15. Gee, for a fat girl آپ sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do آپ know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give آپ the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing آپ with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
21. Hold out two fingers and say: "Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers?" (I don't know.) "Cause they're mine sweetheart."
22. I don't know what آپ think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
23. I have had a really bad دن and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would آپ smile for me?
24. I just wanted to دکھائیں this rose how incredibly beautiful آپ are!
25. If a women asks, "Excuse me, do آپ have the time?" آپ should answer: "Yeah! Do آپ have the energy?"
26. The only thing that matters is that we're together.
27. I'm sorry, were آپ talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
28. Is there an airport nearby یا is that just my دل taking off?
29. Is آپ father a lumberjack [No, why?"> Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
30. I've just received government funding for a four-hour expedition to find your G-spot.
31. Hey...somebody farted. Let's get out of here.
32. Say, did we go to different schools together?
33. The word of the دن is "legs." Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
34. There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you.
35. Wait until the end of the evening when everything is real hazy and alcohol soaked, walk up to someone you've never met and say, "Come on, we're leaving." (The key is to act like آپ know them.)
36.

My love for آپ is like diarrhea. I just can't hold it in.
These are some of the first words that my BF کہا ever کہا to me....seriously.

My friend Austin was being a dickweed like he always is, so he didn't mean it literally, but:

"Hey, are آپ an overdue لائبریری book? 'Cause آپ have 'Fiiiiine' written all over you"

I think I slapped him after that...

I've only had one pickup line used on me really but it was dumb. I was talking about how I was wondering if my former best friend may have been a lesbian and he کہا "If she was a lesbian she would have thought آپ were cute." (I ended up breaking up with him for that and other reasons.)

None o.o......i dont think they use them now...

youre cute.



SUCH a fail xD

i was laughing when i heard this one but the guy who told me this is really funny and sweet and one of my best friends," If a fat man puts آپ in a bag at night, don't worry...I told Santa I wanted آپ for Christmas." he also کہا to me," If I judged آپ on a 1-10 scale, i'd give آپ a '9.9'. It would be a perfect 10 if آپ were with me." and when we first met he was like,"What's a nice girl like آپ doing talking to a loser like me?" and then he tells me this all the time,"You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?"

and then this wierdo came up to me and he was like,"I was wondering if آپ have a moment for me to hit on you?" i was like get away from me creep!