Can آپ Caption this?

پینگوئن, پیںگان 4: I believe I can fly! *jumps*
پینگوئن, پیںگان 2: I can't watch...

they are just damnit penguins cute penguins but still penguins

"Mommy,mommy! I can flyyyyyyyyyyyy!" *doom*
"Honey,try walkin' first.."

4th penguin: ".....and I was like, I'm a freaking پینگوئن, پیںگان yo, so don't get all up in my face!"
2nd penguin: *sighs* "Let it go Jim.
3rd penguin: *thinks* Really?
1st penguin: F*ck yeah.

*penguin far right LIFES WHAT آپ MAKE IT!
*all other penguins COME ON MAN!

پینگوئن, پیںگان to the right: What the hell is this brown shit on the ground اگلے to me??
پینگوئن, پیںگان to the left: I is sorry........
پینگوئن, پیںگان in the middle: W...T....F?

پینگوئن, پیںگان 4: "Bit**es love my swag lulz"
پینگوئن, پیںگان 3: ............
پینگوئن, پیںگان 2: آپ is disappoint. *hangs head low"
پینگوئن, پیںگان 1: *farts* ... *pretends the smell isn't there*

Penquin on far right. " No really, Mom, Dad, Billy & I were swimming and a شارک this big came at us. He looked hungry so we got out of there just in time. Right Billy? Billy? Has anyone seen Billy?

پینگوئن, پیںگان 1: Hands up!
پینگوئن, پیںگان 4: Ahh, are آپ a cop?!?
پینگوئن, پیںگان 2: No, آپ said, I could today, Greg!
پینگوئن, پیںگان 1: I lie! Now, gimme all your money!
پینگوئن, پیںگان 4: Shoot, just whenever I was about to buy a milkshake!