A Japanese man comes up to آپ and offers آپ 10000000 Yen (Just about $10000) if آپ lick the sidewalk. This Japanese man happens to have on a pair of swords and a kimono. What do آپ do?

Take a samurai's sword...good luck. :/ Not even I would try that. XD

ITZ SEEMS ZHAT ZOU ARE OBZZEZZES VITH JAPAN VHILE I LIKE RUSSIAN ACCENTS....

YES JOIN!!!!!

Why, the samurai has not done anything wrong yet.

He's holding swords, wants me to lick the sidewack, and is offering me money. It may be a hoax, and he might want to kill me.

آپ are only being paranoid, A samurai will not just kill someone, and this was really just a childish dare, he is not forcing آپ and he is offering money. He has not killed anyone with the swords first of all and سیکنڈ of all how do آپ know the swords are not fake?

Shinobi wa baka desu. :p

MMMM....ZONT GET PEOPLE MAD NOW MZ. DOOMZDAY..

I ment no offeze!!!

Samurai: They are not real swords, actually this is my cosplay. I was on my way to an عملی حکمت convention with my father, the owner of toshiba, who I am still waiting for.

Me: Oh... But I'm not allowed to take money from people I don't know because the money could become evil and eat me alive.. O.O

Samurai: No time machine, I am in cosplay. 0_0

Shit.... nurse, he got out again. >.>

Samurai: Sumimasen, >_> Rude...

Make it interesting. If آپ offer me $1.000.000 maybe I'll consider it

The swords where fake and could not pierce him, however another Japanese man in a suit saw this and called the police on آپ for attempted murder.

... runs away and was never seen again

Samurai: Awesome, I didn't think anyone would do it. *hands آپ all of the money as well as a ticket and passport for آپ and your family to visit Japan curtacy of the Toshiba corperation.*

*bows to Samurai* Thanks, man -w-

UMMM... i LOOOVE Japan but, i wouldnt wanna go now.... if u know what i mean...*begins praying for the japanese...*

Then obviously I would go to help out.