Name something funny your teacher did.

He taught.

My english teacher got mad and threw a marker at someone, lol.

He spread a rumor about me that i کہا the whole purpose of life is to impress boys. well, it was kinda mean but it made me laugh!

My 2nd گھنٹہ science class is the best place on earth XD

Mr. Lunneman: I want آپ guys to have a moment of silence to think about the loss of our good friend Steven. His death was terrible, shocking, and know some of آپ cried when آپ heard.
Lanni: *whispers* Who's Steven?
James: His pet ٹڈڈا, ٹڈا :I
Mr. Lunneman: I'm going to be honest.. You're all horrible people. Steve loved آپ all D:

farted and cursed
lol

My Human Geography teacher always explains sex in the most awkward way.. XD!

He uses "Gumpy Gumpy" یا "Hanky panky".. XDDDD!<3

Explained to us what sex was like. Then it turned out she was a virgin.

In grade 6, our teacher asked شارلٹ to pin some posters on the back دیوار of the classroom, but she was too short. So he کہا "Fine. I'll do it." So he stood up on a chair, and he fell backwards, hitting his head on the corner of a wooden میز, جدول (Serves him right!). But he did it really dramatically and it felt as if it was in slow motion. شارلٹ started panicking and screaming, so he quickly got up and said, and I quote: "I'm okay, I'm okay. I knew I was gonna fall, so I fell."

Me and Steph ran out of the room and we didn't stop laughing all week. XD

I did have a religion class once where the teacher کہا "roflmao" and only me and two kids who play WoW understood it. We cracked up.

My physics teacher was walking all over the classwhile he was explainig, when suddenly he screamed and BUM, when we all turned our heads towatch him, he was on the floor hahahah it was hilarious!!!!! xD

WELL when mah math teacher was telling something to mah English teacher....When he was getting ready to leave he tripped over a chair and ALMOST fall!! The WHOLE class laughed!! OMG LMFAOOOO!! It's SILL funneh now!! :DDD

turned red like a baloon

my math teacher cussed out a parent in front of our class. it was so funny

Rapped I'mma Be in our Christmas Party. LOL

Be themselves

um...the only funny thing in the class room. (other then the stories meh math teacher tells about "spark the wonder dog" AKA Bear, my SS teacher's dog) is one time the teacher was trying 2 spell شرٹ, قمیض and forgot the r...

Once my 4th grade teacher got so sick of hearing one kid talk, she put duct tape over his mouth for the rest of class....X3

ok she is the clorgaurd teacher at our school..and im in colorgaurd..she isnt the skinniest person lol shes kinda big..no offence but anyways she did the pop~drop~and lock it dance and she got low lol

In Math we where learning the surface area of a cylinder. He got out this cylinder that opened up in a net to دکھائیں us. But unforcinatly lets just say that it resembled something preverted. The hole class bursted out laughing and he (finally realizing what we're laughing about) puts it away as quickly as possible and yelled at us ^^

My 5th period teacher ran into my 2nd period teacher's class, took off his shirt, twirled it around, wiped it between his legs, danced, and then left.

My coach gave a us swimming lessons...

and he pissed in the water. >_> I learned nothing.

And my Science teacher talks about sex all the time. :D

in form 2 my english yeacher was pregnant and was all hormonal and she threw her duster at the class clown and hit him square in his forehead. it was hilarious. in form three my social studies teacher, who is also my form mistress was using the social studies period to quarrel with us when one boy was only talking and she was like "Simon shut the F*** UP!" she usually cuss but she never heard her say the F word before. it was funny cuz she's really skinny and pushing 5'2"

my math teacher did the soulja boy dance at a pep rally and even invented a song for math

My گٹار teacher کہا to the class he was on his period once. xD

Okay so I was in chemistry and our teacher was working with some chemicals, except he knocked something onto the ground and it exploded into like a fireball, and some stuff on his ڈیسک caught fire. The funny part is while we were all stunned, he ran out of the room, down the hall, turned around, ran back into the room and was like "You guys should probably leave." and then ran back out. We were just like, wow, thanks for thinking of our safety first Prof.

Our French teacher once کہا "dont آپ dare talk infront of my back" XD

my english teacher gonna mad on a guy for his result and say to him that she sit on his back if he is not improve his english

My French teacher brought a مچھر swatter to class once and spent the entire period swatting mosquitoes in a very dramatic fashion.

My male English teacher giggled. Like, big time girly-girl giggle.

But here comes the most funniest teacher I have!:
We had an assignment for biology. We had to study human behavior. Here are my teacher's rules, explained سے طرف کی herself.

1. Do not jump into the bushes, people WILL see you.
2. Do not follow someone. He یا she will notice and آپ will be either arrested یا punched on the nose.
3. Do not go with all thirty of آپ stare through the windows of the kinder garten, that's just plain creepy.
4. Do not go and مککا, عجیب الخلقت someone in the face and observe what he/she will do then.
5. No, Tim, your dog is not human.
6. Do not climb on someone's backyard fence and peek over it to see if anyone's home, you'll never know what they are doing in there... AND آپ DON'T HAVE TO EITHER!
Have fun.