The teacher asks Timmy "why is your cat at school today?" Timmy says, crying, "Because I heard my daddy say to my mommy, 'I'm going to eat that pussy when the kids leave.' so I'm saving him!"
:{) (mustash lol) theres a 10yr old and 17 yr old boys that share a room. the 17 sleeps on سب, سب سے اوپر the 10 on bottem. 1 night the 17 سال old decided to sleepover with his GF and they made up this thing where its لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے for fast ٹماٹر for slow so they were going لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے and ٹماٹر لیٹش, کاہو کے پتّے and tomato. finally the 10yr old کہا would u guys stop making sandwiches ur getting mayonayse all over me! LOL
Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson go on a camping trip. After a good رات کے کھانے, شام کا کھانا and a bottle of wine, they retire for the night, and go to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes wakes up and nudges his faithful friend. “Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what آپ see.”
“I see millions and millions of stars, Holmes” جوابات Watson.
“And what do آپ deduce from that?”
Watson ponders for a minute. “Well,
Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have a beautiful دن tomorrow.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful, and that we are a small and insignificant part of the universe.
But what does it tell you, Holmes?”
Holmes is silent for a moment.
“Watson, آپ idiot!” he says. “Someone has stolen our tent!”
