Last year, I forget when it was but some guy i use to go to school with came up to me and was like "hey baby let me put my chocolate in ur whip cream" then is freind was like "i want that @$$ on u, i want it all night, wanna come to my پالنے, پالنا sweets, i wanna make it feel good all night!"
I was like *WHOA BACK UP RERWIND AND DONT COME BACK! O_O*
umm sum 1 at skool told me as he was passing سے طرف کی listening to his i pod and i quote "this is the kind of weather آپ get naked in" i didnt say anyting but once he passed i started busting up laughing the اگلے دن i was walking ہوم from school and he runs up bhind me and goes do i know u have we met and im thinking to myself u freak!!!! it was funny but now he's awesome!!!!
ok my friend کہا this too me do u make faces when u poop and when u poop do u grunt. i have weird دوستوں i know and then we were in gym and she کہا u ever wonder how old people have sex. and then she made moaning noises and was humping the floor i was dieing. she was all out in the open. and then my guy--friend. rubbed on my arm and said.. are u nervousss. that was too fucking weird and it was during an assembly.lol
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no mine would say way weirder stuff not kidding at all unfortunately
and i quote: "hey ally whats the first thing that pops into your head?" "umm" "DONT THINK ABOUT گلابی ELEPHANTS!!" ...the other one was something i started while talking to my guy friend. "Josh give me your ball." "no! i'm not giving آپ my balls!" "Just lets me see your balls!" "ALLY! we do NOT say that!!" "...i just wanted to play with your balls..." (dont get the wrong idea.he had a bouncy ball)
It went along the lines of, ارے Zanw*** I bet آپ have big b**bs I want to f*** آپ tonight will آپ be my boyfriend. I bet آپ have no دوستوں so I feel bad for آپ so آپ better accept my offer it may be the only one آپ get. Love آپ please f*** me tonight.
mine is "ok im afraid of storms and if i was at ہوم i would hide under my blanket with my teddy bears around me" thats what one of my دوستوں کہا to me -_-
but my best friend is about the same and he کہا "see that hot chick over there,dont آپ just wish she was naked,oh and........a grandma" i was like wtf man!!! And then he کہا "jus trying to make آپ throw up" so the اگلے دن i ragby tackled him into some bushes xD
so i was at a playground (a couple years ago) and this random boy came up to me and کہا i was beautiful......and then کہا he loved my shoes...so he got on the floor and touch my shoes O.o it was weird and creepy! :/
some guy کہا to me Whats cooking goods looking i wanna make بیکن on the ساحل سمندر, بیچ and mix ur دودھ with my coco pops, and i was like WTF get away from me.
Very Nice But Very Weird Priest: Don't worry about people telling آپ you're going to hell. I think you'll like it there. Me: O_O (that was the last time I ever went to chuch xD)
Out of the blue, my friend turned around to me and graped my stomach and started grasping it. And said; "No good for the baby" In a Italian accessent..
My teacher was talking to a کچھی someone brought in, and he said, "I think he's trying to dougie." The whole class laughed, but I didn't hear a word he کہا and just laughed with the class.
