Demotivational Saying of the Week

Always remember that آپ are unique. Just like everybody else.
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*motivational. Demotivational is kinda opposite.
MrOrange16 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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It IS demotivational!!!
Bananaaddict posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Wait! I've already made one!!!
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LunaShay said:
If at first آپ don't succeed,
failure may be your style.

If آپ find yourself struggling with loneliness, you're not alone.
And yet آپ are alone.
So very alone.

Marketing - because making it look good now is مزید important than providing adequate support later.

It could be that the purpose of your life
is only to serve as a warning to others.

Every dark بادل has a silver lining, but lightning kills hundreds of people each سال who are trying to find it.

Hard work often pays off after time,
but laziness always pays off now.

Time heals all wounds.
But it usually leaves a pretty big scar.

What is The Secret?
Pretend you've already achieved it -
then offer to sell The Secret to others.

Quitters never win, winners never quit, but those who never win AND never quit are idiots.

The tallest blade of گھاس is the first to be cut سے طرف کی the lawnmower.

All I ask is for a chance to prove that money can't buy happiness.

آپ can do anything آپ set your mind to when آپ have vision, determination, and an endless supply of expendable labor.

آپ are not a big مچھلی in a small pond, یا even a small مچھلی in a big pond, but a small مچھلی in a big fish.

That which does not kill me postpones the inevitable.

Not all pain is gain.

The journey of a thousand miles sometimes ends very, very badly.

If we don't take care of the customer,maybe they'll stop bugging us.

If you're not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

I want either less corruption یا مزید opportunity to participate in it.

For every winner, there are dozens of losers. Odds are you're one of them.

There is no greater joy than soaring high on the wings of your dreams, except maybe the joy of watching a dreamer who has nowhere to land but in the ocean of reality.

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is just to آگ کے, آگ all of the unhappy people.

آپ were meant for me.
Perhaps as a punishment.

A company that will go to the ends of the Earth for its people will find it can hire them for about 10% of the cost of Americans.

Diversity - because every person deserves an equal chance to prove their incompetence.

The best leaders inspire سے طرف کی example. When that's not an option, brute intimidation works pretty well, too.

The secret to success is knowing who to blame for your failures.

Never before have so many people with so little to say کہا so much to so few.

I expected times like this - but I never thought they'd be so bad, so long, and so frequent.

Politicians are like diapers. They need to be changed often and for the same reason.

There are no stupid questions,
but there are a LOT of inquisitive idiots.

If آپ think these demotivational sayings are funny, it's probably because آپ are a loser

Consistency - it's only a virtue if you're not a screwup.


The early worm is for the birds.

In the battle between آپ and the world,
bet on the world.

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where did آپ get all these?
TheMagicWord posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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I found it on a website..
LunaShay posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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wow i love your enthusiasm :)
laura44 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
xxXsk8trXxx said:
When you're down, always remember that آپ were the fastest sperm.

I'm not really sure if that is demotivational, but...
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Bahaha, this is excellent. xD
ShowTheLights posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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i actually feel quite victorious
TheMagicWord posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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wow! i feel special!! :D
RobinFan360 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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hee hee hee
MustHaveJacob12 posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
Diasasis said:
At least آپ burned brightly, before آپ burned out...

آپ put the I in failure


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posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک 
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whipped out my trusty Pep Talks & Picker-Uppers for all Occassions
Diasasis posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Nice.
Bananaaddict posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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Theres always steroids!
Diasasis posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
E_M_LoVeRFaN said:
There is no "I" in team, but there is in Injury.
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thats so true
Diasasis posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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xD
E_M_LoVeRFaN posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
RobinFan360 said:
heres my پسندیدہ :D :
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 heres my پسندیدہ :D :
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Love that one!
Bananaaddict posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
gleekout4ever said:
If آپ fall I'll be there to catch you.... Then drop آپ and laugh!
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benderblue said:
this week it's "are ducks involved in this concert?" i walk up to random people and say it. It so much fun!
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Da!!! XP NOW IS NOT THE TIME AND HERE IS NOT THE PLACE!!! I'LL MAKE A RANDOM SAYING سوال JUST FOR YOU! P.S. I'M ALLOWED TO ABUSE THE ایوارڈز THIS IS MY QUESTION.
Bananaaddict posted پہلے زیادہ سے سال ایک
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haha i love annouying people
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