Post a funny random sentence, and receive props. :D

Is mayonnaise an instrument???

My hand is a Dolphin!

Drink cactus juice. It'll quench ya,nothing quenchier,it's the quenchiest!!

Jackdaws love my big sphinx of quartz.

Billie what did آپ do?!, آپ made the little kitten cry!

If yesterday is today, than tomorrow is yesterday's today.

Hark! the chicken king lives; his empire will live on even though the bullet-spitting-salamander continues eating all his caviar and fruit punch

how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could cuck wood?

there's always a pot of سونا on the end the sandwich

Put a کیلا in your ear! Put a ripe کیلا into your favourite ear!

"When life gives آپ lemons, don't make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back. GET MAD! I DON'T WANT YOUR D*** LEMONS! WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?! DEMAND TO SEE LIFE'S MANAGER! Make life RUE the دن it thought it could give CAVE JOHNSON LEMONS! DO آپ KNOW WHO I AM?! I'M THE MAN WHO'S GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH THE LEMONS! I'm gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible نیبو, لیموں that's gonna BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN!"

It takes 37 muscles to frown, but only 5 to reach out and slap that motherfucker into tomorrow!

My mom says I'm so special that i ride on the short bus. BTW I'm proud to ride the short bus XD