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MarMar_XigLux said:
This one is a Japanese Urban Legend called 'Aka Manto', یا 'Red Cloak/Mantel':
Let's assume for a moment that you, like many, enjoy the basic human function of going to the bathroom. Perhaps you've had a few too many servings of sake and make a mad dash for the ladies toilets closest to you. This مضمون assumes آپ are either a lady yourself یا one of those beloved perverts so مقبول to the Japanese culture.
As آپ enter the bathroom and sit comfortably on your تخت of relief, آپ suddenly hear a voice.
"Do آپ like the red چادر, فرغل یا do آپ like the blue cloak?"
After sitting uncomfortably for a few seconds, wondering what possessed someone to break the cardinal rule of keeping their mouths shut while آپ drain your fluid sack, آپ answer with hesitation.
"The Red Cloak!"
According to your answer, there are a variety of hilarious outcomes: If آپ answered "Red Cloak", آپ will be sliced apart like a steakhouse special. According to who is telling the story, your throat may be cut, your hands chopped off, یا آپ will simply be cut into pieces until the blood flowing down your fricasseed remains resembles a "red cloak".
Well Shit! آپ may be thinking, I'll just answer "blue cloak" then!
Good idea, captain. Now take a deep breath! You're going to need it when the life is being slowly strangled out of you. The result leaves your humorously tongue-lolled face a strong blue. Thus, the "blue cloak".
Sitting in your stall and ruminating on your options, آپ may be wondering which of these two آپ prefer? Well fear not, intrepid Cracked reader! Due to the foresight of reading this article, آپ are well prepared! According to some variations of this legend, choosing a third color یا choosing "neither" will spare آپ a gruesome death...or cause the very earth to open under آپ and نگلنا آپ alive.
And this is why I hate going to the public bathroom :D
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